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Moony you sad sack of poo poo. Thanks ever so much for sneaking into the kitchen and gruffling down 3 pounds of rancid chicken parts that were in the garbage. Especially thank you for waiting until 3am to violently disgorge the contents of your stomach in MY loving BEDROOM, causing a smell so rancid I nearly threw up. Thanks for making me stand outside in the cold because the smell was so bad I couldn't stay in the house. You are the worst dog ever.
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SneakyFrog posted:in the way back off a dirt road where fuckers like to dump animals. Hello, neighbor! We had upwards of 12 cats at a time when I was a kid, because people would dump kittens and puppies (although not as often) out by us. Rural area, dead end road = party all night for baby animals, I guess.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:"I am not receiving vast amounts of attention right this very second, therefore everything is terrible." Alternately, "Get your filthy loving human hands off me, you garbage beast. I will cut you."
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Feb 22, 2016 22:05
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We found a stray cat that was like this. Someone had declawed her. But she could sure bit the everlovin' hell out of you, randomly, at the drop of a hat, WHILE loving PURRING.
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Jul 8, 2016 23:43
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psychokitty posted:>Points at Lynza Not it! In other news, my parents' dog has decided, in his wisdom, that because we feed him when they're on vacation, we should feed him all the time. Like, ALL the time.
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Jul 11, 2016 20:21
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Moony, you wretched excuse for a dog, STOP HOGGING THE BED. Lying vertical at first, then slowly going horizontal and using your scratchy feet to push me off the bed is not cool.
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Thin Privilege posted:Dear cats: I love when you want to lay down with me but why do you always lay in such a way so your rear end is directly in my face? No, I do NOT want to smell your butt. Can't you lay down like, with your side to me? The cats must present to you their Handsomeness.
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