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Kiska you stupid rear end in a top hat cat (see Figure A). When I tell you I want you to stop leaving dead voles in the office where I have to go search for them, I didn't mean that you should instead leave still-living voles that you've played with till they're paralyzed from the "waist" down right by my desk, so they're dragging themselves around squeaking. You loving shitass dumb cat agh.  Figure A: An rear end in a top hat
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Kiska you fuckass don't start meowing to go outside at SIX IN THE GODDAMN MORNING and then go out long enough to roll in the dirt for a few seconds before coming back in and going to sleep, when I finally relent at 7:30 and just get up.
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Kiska you dumb rear end in a top hat cat. When I said "stop bringing live voles in" the acceptable option was NOT "instead, puke on your food mat after you eat too fast." You rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 3, 2015 16:00
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