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Harriet yo furry emotionally manipulative fucker, stop waking me up at 5 am, stop being friendly to me only to get treats then run away as soon as you get the.
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Harriet, stop loving loving bullying the dog! It is her dog bed, not yours. It is her water bowl, not yours. It is her food, not yours. All your poo poo is in your cage, with your literal poo poo! Also, the dog is like 30 times as big as you, and will gently caress your poo poo up. EDIT: Also, stop peeing in your water bowl you stupid gently caress!
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Mar 1, 2015 04:22
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Harriet, I know you are a supervilllain, but please can you call for a ceasefire with my roommate? Yes she is a vet and occasionally picks you up for brushing and a checkup. But, do not break out of your cage (Side note: Seriously, stop body slamming the cage door) scratch on her door, headbutt her door open, run under her bed and start thumping while she's asleep, and then later stalk her through the apartment, and leap on her whenever she bends down to get things like remote control, video game controllers, or a dropped loonie.
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Mar 17, 2015 22:46
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Harriet you little poo poo. That hamper was full of clean laundry. I am sure when you hopped in you knew it. Now I need go rewash it all and I am sure some of it has been eaten. When I got home the response should nit have been you standing on your hind legs in the "treat now" position. Enjoy being in your cage all night.
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Jun 28, 2015 06:40
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 Harriet, you are in your carrier right now, sitting on my bed, not going anyway, becuase when I tried to clean out your litterbox, you decided t pounce on me like a retarded cat. I was nowhere near your cage, nor any of your secure places, so gently caress right off.
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Jul 18, 2015 02:44
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Harriet, there was a good reason I was sleeping on the couch last night. The first time you woke me up, fine it was adorable. The second and third time, not so much you little shitlord.
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Sep 27, 2015 20:27
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 Dammit Harriet, you are not a cat. Let me do my frickin' homework!
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Nov 19, 2015 00:52
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Night Gaunt posted:
Oh sweet summer child. There is no force on earth that will keep a rabbit from making GBS threads outside the litterbox. Just submit and accept it. Speaking of, Harriet, I know you are a bunny, and digging is your thing, but please stop trying to dig underneath my bedroom door at 4 in the loving morning,
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Nov 21, 2015 18:22
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Harriet, despite having a clean litterbox, peed in her water bowl. Then, half a loving hour after I scrubbed it out, and refilled it, she did it again goddamned stupid bunny
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Feb 7, 2016 05:27
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Thanks for breaking down the door to watch me poop Dog or cat? Cause either way, you watch them poop, it's only fair.
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Feb 7, 2016 05:36
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Porch rabbit sounds like a domesticated rabbit that was released in the wild by assholes and is searching for safety and a kind human.
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Apr 3, 2016 21:45
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Harriet. I love you and I created a fenced in area in the living room for you to live in without destroying the rest of it cause I am roomate hunting. You are not Steve McQueen, do not escape it. Also please don't escape then use the section of carpet I scrubbed for 3 hours as a toilet.
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May 1, 2016 04:11
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meriruka posted:As for you two....how can you possibly poo poo more than you eat? By now you should be negative- defying the laws of physics or something. Welcome to the wonderful world of owning lion heads. There is a reason mine is known as the poo poo lord. Also because she is pretty lovely sometimes to me
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May 13, 2016 18:16
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Harriet, will you sit still for 3 seconds so I can remove the chunk on banana stuck in your mane? Also, when I try to give you banana don't yank it outta my hand then lie down on it you idiot!
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Aug 3, 2016 05:39
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Harriet, I know my parents love you. But seriously stop making me feel like a poo poo pet owner by being friendlier and nicer with them.
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Aug 20, 2016 02:23
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 You little fluffy deviant. I let you run around my parents garden because you love it, and you break my Mom's fancy hollow statue. Why? You are why we can't have nice things (I love her, but goddamn is she destructive)
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Aug 25, 2016 22:39
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Harriet, I know you know how to use your litter box because I clean it daily. Why the actual gently caress are you pooping in your water bowl every loving day. Really annoying to come home from work and have to clean that too.
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Oct 13, 2016 03:20
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Dear Harriet. I have a sprained knee. I do require this cane. I would appreciate it if you stopped charging my cane and body slamming it out of my hand. I'd rather not be lying on the floor when my leg gives out.
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Nov 13, 2016 22:36
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Dear Harriet. I know you are excited as heck about spinach. I know you love to be hand fed. That poo poo will stop if you keep "accidentally" nipping me. Seriously, stop biting the hand that feeds you. LITERALLY.
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Jan 30, 2017 18:35
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D34THROW posted:You little lagomorph poo poo, I hope you loving enjoyed your area rug snack. $40 area rug now has a nickel-sized hole in the loving middle because that little loving rabbit broke out of her cage and had a snack. Dude, you only lost a $40 area rug? Come back when bunny damage is over $500 Also Harriet, please stop threatening me 
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Feb 13, 2017 18:07
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Harriet, please stop freaking out my roomate by lurking and then jumping out when they pass by.
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Mar 12, 2017 06:51
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Bud K ninja sword posted:bunny, you should be joining in. dafuq I am pretty sure I don't want my rear end kicked.
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Mar 12, 2017 20:15
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 Look, yes, Harriet, I use you as my wingbunny. But, when I'm a cuddling my lady friend on the couch, that is not an excuse to run up the couch behind her and start nibbling her hair.
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Oct 30, 2017 17:05
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Thin Privilege posted:A good date woman (or man) would be happy about this. Well, we are still dating now, so I guess it worked. Also, should have paid attention, cause Harriet has teeth spurs. Which means I get to give her metacam daily. It's hard to give a floof her medicine.
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Nov 16, 2017 00:25
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Harriet, I know you like to meet new people bunny. However, tearing off part of the brand new fence so you can climb into our neighbour's yard to eat their garden is not the best way to do it.
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Sep 22, 2019 21:08
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 This fuzzy rear end in a top hat decided to ignore all the lettuces, herbs and other tasty plants especially planted for her in the garden and went directly for the $30 plant. It took her 10 minutes to do this destruction
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Jun 16, 2020 00:39
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The dark part is her face
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Jun 19, 2020 03:43
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Miz Kriss posted:Well according to the vet, Miley is a little too plump. They had to weigh her while she was still in the carrier, and including the carrier it was weighing 15lbs. She also ate all the food that was supposed to be eaten before the vet visit when we got home and was stoned off her gourd for at least a day. Oh Miley.
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