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Sheila, stop banging on the door to the music room at THREE IN THE loving MORNING. There's nothing in there for cats.
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Thanks for vomiting on the floor right next to my bed, Sheila so that I wouldn't see it. Nothing wakes me up like putting my foot through the top crust of cat barf, into the cold, wet center. 
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Mar 23, 2015 16:38
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I'm not sure why you felt I needed vomit in my lap, but thank you, Sheila.
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Jul 23, 2015 03:48
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Dear Sheila You are a fat lump. 
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Aug 5, 2015 21:21
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I work with dogs now, and some dog breeds need helldumping. Mastiff: HELLO, I AM LAP DOG Shetland Sheepdog: Let me sing you the song of my people: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK Akita/Sibe/Any spitz, really: KING poo poo OF gently caress MOUNTAIN Beagle: I will eat all of the poo poo. I hover around the other dogs like a goddamned turd vulture :D Yellow lab: rear end in a top hat Black lab: Chill as hell Weimaraner: Crackheads of the dog world German Shepherd: THE FUN POLICE YOU CANNOT HAVE FUN NO NO NO >:( French Bulldog/Boston Terrier snortsnortsnortfartsnortfartfartsnort
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Aug 31, 2015 06:49
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Oh yes, the Big Dog Lean. Try to move away and they lean harder. Or they go between your legs so your only options are shuffling backward or attempting to step over them, but they're just going to keep moving with you in the endless dance. You are trapped, and now you have drool going down your legs.
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Sep 1, 2015 17:45
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Dear dogs: Can you please stay in one place while crapping? Don't waddle across the room so that I have to follow you around. One place. You're not competing in Cross Country making GBS threads.
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Sep 18, 2015 05:02
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MrYenko posted:Why is your dog distance-making GBS threads in the house? I don't have my own dog. These are dogs at work, where we've got indoor yards.
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Sep 18, 2015 21:01
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Dear Arcee, You're very cute But you're probably the meanest cat I've ever met, and I don't know how my sister lives with you. You're not even a year old, so you're the meanest kitten I've ever met. Then you pretend to be nice and friendly because I have food, but I know it's all a ruse. I'm on to you. Triangulum posted:dog daycare or boarding i'd assume Yeah, I work at a dog daycare/boarding facility. The 'yards' are big rooms where dog daycare or individual playtimes are done.
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Sep 27, 2015 22:01
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Dear Sheila Thank you for your deep concern about my being sick in bed today. But I wish you would express this concern in other ways besides repeatedly stepping on my head.
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