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 Thanks for somehow chewing through the chest strap of your new harness literally two minutes after we left the house Sterling you loving douchenozzle Also stop prancing around with your own poo poo in your mouth like it's a trophy
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Sterling. I understand that the men who came to reroof our house, and their associated noise, were unnerving for you. However. When the house creaks, please stop whipping your head up toward the ceiling and barking. When someone steps on the hardwood floors, please stop whipping your head up toward the ceiling and barking. When the wind gusts a bit, please stop whipping your head up toward the ceiling and barking. I know the roofers broke something fundamental in your brain, but our house is not haunted by ghost roofers so please stop trying to alert us to this non-fact.
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Jun 28, 2015 22:02
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Hi Sterling. I missed you when I went away too. I put my bag on the floor to give you hugs because you were so EXCITED TO SEE ME. What a lovely homecoming, I thought to myself. Then I went out of the room for 5min and came back to you eating an extremely expensive leather glove you helped yourself to out of my bag. No leather specialist in the city does glove repairs. Thanks, fucker.
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Sep 2, 2015 08:33
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Decoy. Stop being such a fat motherfucker. Except you can't and now you're 7.5kg (16.5 pounds  ) and on a diet and under house arrest so you stop scavenging and you are the feline embodiment of hanger and are hating every minute of it and your only effort thus far to exercise has been to scream the house down for food and just gently caress you.E: While I'm at it, Sterling this is all your fault, if you didn't lose your poo poo every time Decoy tried to play with anything he would not have turned into this corpulent mess. Calm your tits dog. Tamarillo fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Sep 29, 2016 |
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