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Wraggler, you are the worst. You ate all your food today and I made a fuss of you thinking this was a good thing but no, instead you decided the best thing to do was hurf at my feet, on the rug, while I was eating my soup. As soon as you were done with emitting what looked like three days worth of food you headed straight for the food bowl. No dog, I'm not letting you gulp all your food down again. I do not need a repeat of that. I guess at least you puked quietly, I've got that to be grateful for.
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Dog, if you manage to sneak upstairs when I'm looking for something, stay out of the bedroom and for the love of all that's green, stop destroying my knickers. If you're going to ignore me on this then at least take my old tatty ones that I don't wear rather than one of my most comfortable pairs of undies.
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Apr 14, 2015 15:39
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Wraggler, we had all your lady-parts removed a couple of months ago so that you couldn't go into heat and would be less likely to hump people, yet last night, you humped our friend. Please, for the love of all that's green, don't do that again.
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Aug 13, 2015 11:38
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Wrags, you get fed good food, every day. You even got half a schmako this morning to ease you into wearing your squeezyshirt because you were going to be in the car and visiting grandma's yet you *still* manage to snack on some poop before I could get you away from it. What can I do to make you stop? (though to be fair, at least it's not coming back up, I really don't think I could cope with that).
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Nov 2, 2015 14:50
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Fraction posted:I could open my front door and probably end up with 10 cats in my house, UK lyf innit. Maybe I should do that - free food for my lovely waste of space bitchlord dogs... p.sure cleaning up after would make you regret feeding stray cats to your dogs...however a lot of people seem to like the raw food diets for their pets so... #straycatchat we have a tonne of moggies around here but most of them appear to be well-fed, however there's a field behind the house that presumably has meeces in it, and the occasional bird that decides to go for a bath in the big puddle...which is probably what happened to the lame duck that was in there last year. For content: Wraggler, if you eat the wrappers off packets of extra strong mints, you'll have sparkly poop and be really grumpy with me when I laugh at you. Please stop eating foily packets. For other content: Wraggler, if it's night time, I have earplugs in and am ignoring you. poo poo on the kitchen floor at your peril.
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Dec 18, 2015 08:48
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Wraggler, I know you can jump up on the bed, you've jumped up into much taller ones than this, so why, between 4 and 7 in the morning, do you forget how your legs work (and activate your confusion alarm instead)? I can't believe I just had to you onto the bed.
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Feb 5, 2016 07:10
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Thanks Wraggler, for standing up, having a good sneeze, then refusing to go outside (you know that getting me out of bed means you go out, if that works at 5am it can bloody well happen at 2). You're now curled up sleeping, and I'm awake at stupid o'clock. Again. On the plus side I did just have a 'why the hell am I awake at 2am' snack of a mouthful of cake and a glass of milk...
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Oct 12, 2016 02:24
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I just wanted to poop in peace, I shut the bathroom door and the dog immediately started screaming and barking like I'd not fed her in a year and taken away her favourite toys. FFS dog.
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May 21, 2018 07:48
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