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Holy poo poo Poyo, you are not loving starving if you haven't had breakfast by 6. Stop loving yowling in the hallway, for the love of god. And Fatfat, quit loving barfing on the radiators. The barf bakes on and it's a bitch to chip off. Also, disgusting. drat cats.
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Poyo, quit loving sneezing in my mouth when I talk to you. Just quit loving sneezing. It sounds like a human sneeze and then I say bless you and then I feel stupid for blessing a cat sneeze. Dammit.
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Mar 25, 2015 22:35
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I had a black cat when I bought this black couch. Fatfat, you're a good cat whose mild shedding is mostly invisible. Now I have a light brown tabby whose hyperthyroidism means she's a horrible shedder even on medication. Boopcat, you're a goddamn fluff nightmare. I cleaned all the fur off the cushions and took pains to de-fur the house in general and within a day everything's covered in a taupe layer of cat hair. If I still had an electric trimmer, I'd shave you entirely bald. Your recent habits of loudly and ceaselessly browing at me whenever I might be looking near you or moving in your general direction, persistently pulling my glasses off whenever I'm not petting you or not petting you enough or whatever your cat demand is, and constantly lying on my legs if I'm reclining no matter how many times I've moved you off ... are kind of driving me insane. Please make more kitten piles with Fatfat and let me have some me-time.
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Aug 20, 2016 18:57
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