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Jess, I understand that you were confused that I was gone for so long, and that you might not like Radio 4, but the neighbours have been feeding you well - you're in great condition. There was no need to kill a mouse a few days ago and leave it to germinate on the living room carpet whilst I was away. Thanks, Jess. Thjess.
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Uncle ShortyB posted:Douglas, stop having so many loving babies. They're cute, yes, but stop trying to turn our crawlspace into a cat colony.
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Nov 30, 2015 12:25
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Jess, you are crap at fighting. Please don't try. You don't like being carried to the vets on the back of the motorbike, and now you're stuck indoors wearing a cone.
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Dec 6, 2015 11:31
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My local vet got in on the pet-shaming with this. Dog is called Shadow. And to shame my cat. Jess, I remain impressed by your ability to locate a seemingly infinite supply of zip ties and simmilar bits of plastic, but sticking them into the top fan of my PC because you like the noise isn't a game we want to play. You are a cat, you cannot afford to replace my computer if you somehow manage to break it. Angrymog fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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Dec 24, 2015 19:34
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CoolCat posted:I hope Jess is feeling better! Yeah, she's all mended now. Just a slight bald patch on her shoulder where the vet shaved her, but that's growing in nicely too.
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Jan 9, 2016 20:04
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teenytinymouse posted:Don't bite my houseguests you little poo poo, I can't believe you Gerbil? I had gerbils for a few years, cute, but bitey.
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Jan 17, 2016 17:00
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Well, yes, Jess. If you zoom into the basement at night you will get locked in there for a couple of hours. It's no good looking sad with your whiskers full of cobwebs.
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Jan 31, 2016 14:53
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Dear Porchcat III (are we up to III?), Please come in or be quiet, but crying on my porch all night doesn't help either of us.  At least you're eating the food I'm putting out now.
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Feb 18, 2016 15:57
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kelvron posted:It is neither of these things. It looks like a regular, ordinary, albeit pretty dumb, Eastern Cottontail. Is mixamotosis a thing in the states? That makes rabbits stupid. Do its eyes look okay?
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Apr 11, 2016 11:55
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Poor porchcat II. If it makes anyone feel better my own porchcat is still alive and well and continues to just sit on the porch at night, make squeeky mews, and then run away anytime I try to photograph him.
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Apr 21, 2016 08:37
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hogmartin posted:Eh, porchcats you let in become in cats that want to go out. Sometimes it works great but very often it's a wormy in/out cat that gets hit by a car. Why would it be wormy? You give them medicine to prevent that.
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Apr 30, 2016 20:15
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My cat goes out and doesn't have worms. She gets a Milbenax (note I might have name wrong, it's something like that) pill once a quarter. Pretty standard here.
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Apr 30, 2016 20:59
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Let the cat in.
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Oct 10, 2016 12:51
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Dear Jess, You just cost me £650 over three days to get your teeth fixed. Before you even think about getting ill or into a fight this year, please bear in mind that it would only cost about a hundred quid to have you put down.
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Feb 22, 2017 21:38
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Jess, all my viewers agree - my gaming streams are much improved by you hitting the the quickload button every 2-5 minutes. No, wait. it's the exact opposite of that.
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Jan 20, 2018 09:06
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 This is Lioness. Lioness wants to know who on earth would do a thing like knock the wheel barrow over when it was full of muck.
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Dear Lioness, It was a fiat 500. It did not deserve the reaction you gave it, a reaction that also had me hitting the arena floor. Thank you.
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