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Dear Bucky, Please stop digging into my pocket. It's hilarious, but it's annoying.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 23:32 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:29 |
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Dear iospace. Why are you allergic to cats? You love them but you know you can't pet them because- Yup, you pet one and now your nose is running. Good going.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 18:16 |
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Not mine, but definitely in the spirit of the thread: https://twitter.com/leetabix/status/927304331350757376
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 15:11 |
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:Hank, you're an indoor cat. I don't know how, but your rear end is full of worms and you're going to have a rough week shooting them out your butt. Did you eat a mouse or a bug or something you crusty-assed wretch? Is Hank in your avatar?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 19:04 |
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StrixNebulosa posted:How?! I can explain in one word: cats.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 13:58 |
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lordxoi posted:Sammy What a dick for sitting on your laptop.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 03:17 |
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Not me, but I feel this fits within the theme of the thread: https://twitter.com/PREMIUMPONCHO/status/862476626210304002
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 15:14 |
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McGiggins posted:You have too many cats.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 05:08 |
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DrHammond posted:Oliver, I know the discovery that lifting then dropping your automatic feeder just so would occasionally reward you with delicious kitty kibble was revelatory. I'm sure it was frustrating when I built a wooden base for it, and velcroed that poo poo to the ground. But cat, how in the gently caress did you get it into your fluffy little brain that trying to knock over the water fountain was the second best thing? He'll eventually flop on your lap, on his back, and you will give him tummy rubs and forget all about it. He is a rag doll afterall
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2018 21:32 |
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Lightning Knight posted:
Cats.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2019 15:25 |
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Lightning Knight posted:No, I didn't! All the doors were open. She did it for several nights in a row. iospace posted:Cats.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2019 17:48 |
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ThingOne posted:Mittens: chews up salt container Post the offender
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# ¿ May 4, 2019 02:31 |
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Handen posted:Y’all got some warm looking pets. Kill it with fire
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 01:43 |
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Cythereal posted:Diagnosis: is a golden retriever.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 18:55 |
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AGGGGH BEES posted:hey Widget thanks for shredding approximately 75% of my shower curtain Post the offender.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 22:44 |
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Not mine, but: https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1192078063112048642?s=19 https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1192090435725824000?s=19
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 01:26 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Cassandra, I understand you're in heat again and that's on us for still having not gotten you fixed. Post the offender.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 05:54 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:As a tuxedo owner, of course he's the tuxedo. You need to share now.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 16:30 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:She got cat food ON THE CEILING Post the shithead.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 20:15 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Aleta, you precious psycho, STOP LICKING MY ARMPITS WHILE I'M SLEEPING. Dirt Road Junglist posted:Better or worse than being awakened by your cat's stankity fish-breath because he decided to wake you by licking your nose? Post the offenders
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 23:33 |
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D34THROW posted:Dear Boots the Younger, Post the offender
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 15:50 |
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MrYenko posted:Taco, I know that the roofers working on the roof are scary, I get it. I know you think the world is ending, and I’m sorry. I wish you’d let me hold you and pet you and reassure you. Post the offender
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2022 13:14 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:29 |
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I brought my Drake posted:My new to me cat, Leo, is a very good boy about burying his litter box leavings. He also gets litter in his face, up his nose. And proceeds to get out of the box and sneeze it out. After calling the vet, and sharing a laugh about it, she suggested putting less litter in the box. Just makes him dig longer. Where's the offender? Preferably with litter all over his face.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2023 01:47 |