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Shackleton Godzilla Fuckweasel. You're normally such a good cat. Pleasant, fuzzy, easy going, and fun to be around. So why the making GBS threads crikey have you spent the last hour and change meowing for me to get off my chair so you can sit in it? It's my loving chair. It's at my desk. It's where I sit when I'm working. Nothing has changed over the last five years, so why are you demanding that I move now? Stupid thing is, I know you won't stop. It's been too long. So there, have my goddamn chair. I'll be over here at the dining table, getting a bad back. You cute furry twatbadger. 
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I admire his optimism.
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Shackleton I know you love being in the window so you get all the adoration from people walking past but I swear to god if you ever jump up there just to puke all over the curtains again I am going to turn you into mittens. You don't even look loving guilty 
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Sinister, stop climbing the loving curtains! It's cute when you do it now, because you're still a kitten, but when you grow a bit more you're going to be too heavy and you're going to fall... Yeah, just like that. Right into your litter tray. Poetic justice. Poor kitten. Let's get you cleaned up.
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Aug 8, 2017 09:34
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Careful with that spliff, Eugene...
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