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Pidge, what the gently caress makes you think going up on the table is ok? More importantly, how do you get up there when the nearest chair is at least six feet away when I'm cleaning? Did you wish yourself up there? And how do you manage to get the slippers and socks out of my sock drawer when it's closed and bring them up onto the table with you? WHERE DO YOU GET THEM FROM? YOU DON'T HAVE THUMBS TO OPEN DRAWERS YOU FUCKSUCK. You're lucky as poo poo that your face, eraser nose, and ridiculous body make you cute you little dick kiss. Also, why do you cower in fear and become completely still when I put clothing on you? It gets colder than an inuit's asscrack here in the winter and you have hardly any fur, I'm doing you a goddamn favor you pathetic baby.
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# ¿ May 17, 2015 18:04 |
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