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Pix...Schrode...stop trying to eat the goddamn bumblebees. I don't want to explain to the vet school how dumb you two are because it makes me look like a bad parent. Also, GODDAMN BUMBLEBEES.
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Pixel, you've had that new catnip toy for two days now. Why do you choose to play with it on the tile floor at 1AM when I have to be up early for work? Quit charging around the apt and come sleep on the bed with the rest of the cats and humans.
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Jan 11, 2016 06:37
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Schrode, can you please stop singing the feline national anthem in the foyer? It's almost 1AM, I'm trying to research, and the sound echoes. Knock it off.
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Mar 1, 2016 06:44
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Schrode, you have cancer and you're getting fed 4-5 times a day and you eat with gusto and your organs are processing it, yet you're still losing weight. Where is it all going? Your waste is normal. Your farts could peel paint. Are you somehow converting solids to gas?
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Mar 16, 2017 07:40
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pixel i'm not giving you any wheat thins please quit crushing my arm with your cat fat i need two hands to type
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Jun 15, 2017 18:11
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It's hers now. First rule of cat: is mine. Second rule: is not yours.
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Jul 31, 2019 02:21
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small ghost posted:oh my god don't eat the loving litter You're not the boss of me. 
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Jul 7, 2020 23:08
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I've been feeding my cats a bedtime snack to prevent them from burping up froth in the middle of the night because their tummies are empty. Fred took that a little too far and has been blowing his cookies pretty much since last night, and what I figure is that he eats some, he barfs it up, and then goes right back to the dish to eat some more. And apparently the only person who was up really late last night either didn't know or didn't care to take up the rest of the food so it would stop happening.
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Oct 12, 2020 13:28
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My new to me cat, Leo, is a very good boy about burying his litter box leavings. He also gets litter in his face, up his nose. And proceeds to get out of the box and sneeze it out. After calling the vet, and sharing a laugh about it, she suggested putting less litter in the box. Just makes him dig longer. I've only had girl cats. I knew anecdotally that boy cats were somewhat dumb, but wow.
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Jul 11, 2023 19:37
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Leo, I'm glad you are doing your best to cheer me up today because I have been severely depressed and has been difficult to do anything. Why are you chewing on my belt loops?
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Jul 23, 2023 22:25
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