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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Mocha, when I comment that I haven't seen you throw up in a while that's not an invitation to immediately show me how well you can hork

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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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What the gently caress are you doing?

No really, what the gently caress are you doing

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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WHAT THE gently caress, CAT

THAT NEWSPAPER WAS FOR READING, NOT FOR PISSING ON

WHY ARE YOU NOT PISSING IN YOUR LITTERBOX

WHY

WHY

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Mocha you stupid fuckin cat stop dying :smith:

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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LiquidCatnip posted:

sorry dude, thats always really rough. .

Oh, now she's decided she's not loving dying, but she's still juuuust sick enough to forget she has a litter box half the time. I need to buy goddamn stock in goddamn loving Arm & Hammer.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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JohnnyCanuck posted:

Oh, now she's decided she's not loving dying, but she's still juuuust sick enough to forget she has a litter box half the time. I need to buy goddamn stock in goddamn loving Arm & Hammer.

And it's all the time now what the poo poo wait not poo poo what the piss except why is there piss all over the place this sentence stopped making sense probably because you pissed on it and not in your goddamned litterbox

Also it might be vet time again I dunno why don't you want me to have money you loving cat

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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WHY

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Your cat is two cats. Tell it to stop that.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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You mean you get to be dogsat by a St. Bernard this weekend.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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is that stair urine?

loving porch cats

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Mocha,
You are obviously sick again. Please stop. It is both heartbreaking and expensive. You are also 14, so every time you get sick, I fear the worst, and one day it will happen.

Just... Live forever, okay?

:(

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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SneakyFrog posted:

sriracha and water in a spray bottle or that bitter apple poo poo.


Kettehs shouldnt be eatin wires



this message brought to you by a kitteh that just learned not to chew wires.

your kitteh appears to be a dog. make it stop that.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Suki, I am very proud of you for finding, hunting, and catching the ladybug. However, you seem to be very confused as to what the next steps are. How on earth did you survive as a stray before the Humane Society took you in??!

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Oh God Suki do you have buttworms? Don't have buttworms

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Suki,
Yes, we have to lock up your catfood now. Because we came home and found you'd opened the pantry, knocked over the bag, and were lying on your side scooping kibble into your mouth with your paw, that's why.



No you're not allowed to complain about this new arrangement.

Muchly Annoyed,
Your Humans

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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The Lord of Hats posted:

Dear Tuna,



WHY?

Because cat.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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crowbb posted:

Ginger, I know you are only a 6 month old puppy and the world is all new to you, but I am pretty sure the wicker bin I bought this past Saturday to store your toys in is not trying to murder you. You don't need to endlessly lunge and bark at it while cowering behind me, causing me to have to tip it over and let you carefully examine the spilled toy guts on the floor for twenty minutes before you decide it is ok and calm down.

D'awwwwwwwww! :3

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Suki you are broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPD25ghelJY

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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bunnyofdoom posted:

Dude, you only lost a $40 area rug? Come back when bunny damage is over $500


Also

Harriet, please stop threatening me


username finally explained

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Zigmidge posted:



You are just a cat.

I have those socks why are you wearing my socks ARE YOU ME

EDIT: SEE???!??

JohnnyCanuck fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Feb 22, 2017

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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Suki... Goddamn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vYq2LBFqF0

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