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My cat just bit me hard while I was absentmindedly petting him. He was lying on my loving soda next to me and I was watching television. I am Going to murder him.
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Rickycat posted:dear dip: My ex's cat was pissing just outside the litter box for months, constantly. It was totally seeped into the hardwood. The floorboards also had some gaps in them and there was litter just loving caked in there. I scraped as much as I could put with a butter knife but the room still reeked of cat piss when we moved out. We got the full loving deposit back. Still can't believe it.
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Aug 14, 2015 01:01
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let the porch cat in
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Sep 14, 2015 23:37
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Hi just seeing if you let the cat in
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Sep 15, 2015 13:09
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Here's my neighborhood porch cat. He didn't want to go in. 
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Sep 16, 2015 15:04
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it's common courtesy to invite a porch cat into your home, is all I'm saying. I didn't feed him but I did pet the hell out of him.
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Sep 16, 2015 16:07
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house? Something like 60% of outdoor cats have two families. It's just the way things are. Let the porch cat in.
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Sep 17, 2015 18:37
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Porch cat etiquette: 1) invite the porch cat into your home 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:44
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2) porch cat gracefully declines your invitation 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:45
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3) porch cat eats out its own rear end in a top hat to show his gratitude 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:48
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4) when he's done, pet the porch cat. 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:51
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JohnnyCanuck posted:is that stair urine? nah just a patch of plastic or something its the shared entrance of a duplex. my apartment is nice though.
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Sep 18, 2015 21:15
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LOOK WHOS BACK 
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Sep 19, 2015 03:39
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 Bear, You're weird and dumb. Stop tapping me with your paw for no reason.
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Oct 15, 2015 00:27
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Eat the bird.
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Nov 4, 2015 19:35
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cyberia posted:I woke up this morning to find that I have been gifted with my very own porchcat! I think you know what needs to happen here.
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Nov 20, 2015 16:46
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This cat showed up on my porch, what should I do 
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Dec 12, 2015 01:52
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FactsAreUseless posted:Where the gently caress do you people live with these armies of communally-owned neighborhood cats. Don't tell anyone but I actually know that cat has a home and just happens to be friendly.
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Dec 12, 2015 20:51
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Nermal seemed like a girl in the tv show.
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Feb 6, 2016 03:30
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flakeloaf posted:Yes, good boy! That's a shoe, and of all of the shoes you could've brought me when I asked you for one, you brought one of mine! I'm impressed. Now give it h...no, don't take it outside, give it to me. Why are you running behind the table? You're getting drool in my shoe, please put it down, this is not how fetching works. 
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Mar 14, 2016 14:44
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Mot sure if Myxomatosis is prevalent in US rabbits, but it is a radiohead song.
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Apr 12, 2016 03:26
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I hate to say this, but all the porch cats died because no one let them in.
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Apr 29, 2016 16:36
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Zaftig posted:I hate your stupid face. No you don't
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May 13, 2016 11:47
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Your cat is biting you because you declawed her.
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Jul 11, 2016 16:35
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psychokitty posted:that is incorrect but you can go gently caress yourself hth lol edit: Cats bite more when they're declawed. That's a fact, not a judgement. Puppy Galaxy fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jul 11, 2016 |
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Jul 11, 2016 19:27
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pizzadog posted:
Omg
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Sep 19, 2016 05:39
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D34THROW posted:
You have mice.
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Oct 22, 2016 20:02
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My cat now jumps on the bed and purrs like mad in my face if he's in the room when I jerk off.
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Jan 31, 2017 16:38
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turn off the TV posted:how the gently caress can you feel comfortable jerking it in front of your cat in the first place I don't start off knowing he's in the room.
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Feb 1, 2017 01:07
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