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Dusty, YOU DUMB loving DOG. Also, stop catching and eating mice that you then yak up in the middle of the freakin' night all over my hallway carpet. You KNOW by now that they make you sick, dipshit. And our neighbor rides his horse down the street like once a week, QUIT PANIC ATTACK BARKING AT IT LIKE IT'S AN ALIEN FROM MARS THAT'S COME TO EAT YOUR FACE OFF. And if you chase that stupid skunk one more time I'm gonna let you catch it and wear it for a week, I swear.
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Official Bizness posted:I cannot believe I just spent thirty minutes searching for my missing needle across the entire house, positive that I was going to be driving you to the emergency vet, only to discover that you couldn't even loving swallow it properly and it had lined up against your back molars perfectly. You are loving welcome, you lovely dog, and you should be EXTREMELY loving thankful that you didn't need surgery while I am unemployed. I have a neck sign I can lend you.
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To be fair...mice *are* bigger than Bettas.
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Portable Staplefrog posted:The OP didn't say "Make excuses for your pet's failures." I didn't and you should either. That's true. gently caress that damned lazy fish. Finny swimming bastard.
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