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black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
l Command Twitter Account

https://twitter.com/CENTCOM

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
lol

burning swine
May 26, 2004



welp

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
lmao

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

#CyberCaliphate

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
CyberCaliphate under the auspices of ISIS continues its CyberJihad

lol

black man 3
Oct 29, 2014

by XyloJW
Leak theh blueprints for the F-35 and watch how nobody cares

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i'm cyber scared!

what if more late documents last relevant in the 1980s get leaked?

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
isis recovers centcom office phone list from unattended fax machine

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

lol

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
what a world, what a world

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
can't wait for us to invade iraq again

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
set the cyberreadyness level to cyberdefcon 1. this is cyberwar

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Stymie posted:

can't wait for us to invade iraq again

i thought iran was up next :confused:

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
CENTCOM: account has been suspended

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

Pentagon networks hacked

AMERICAN SOLDIERS,
WE ARE COMING, WATCH YOUR BACK. ISIS. #CyberCaliphate

In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, the CyberCaliphate under the auspices of ISIS continues its CyberJihad. While the US and its satellites kill our brothers in Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan we broke into your networks and personal devices and know everything about you.
You'll see no mercy infidels. ISIS is already here, we are in your PCs, in each military base. With Allah's permission we are in CENTCOM now.
We won't stop! We know everything about you, your wives and children.
U.S. soldiers! We're watching you!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Shaggar posted:

set the cyberreadyness level to cyberdefcon 1. this is cyberwar

flush the cyberbombers

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

rip, account is suspended

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

here's the pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/Y2spP7y9

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
it would actually be really cool if we were killing people w/ satellites

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

It's Cyberwar! The bugs cyberwhacked us, Johnny!

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
in ad 2015 cyberwar was beginning

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i thought iran was up next :confused:

iran was due for some good ol' fashioned bombing right up until isis became the boogeyman du jour

the charlie hebdo thing is just more fuel for the fire, and halliburton/kbr are already drawing up the no-bid contracts

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://www.youtube.com/user/centcom centcom youtube channel still isis videos

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

Luigi Thirty posted:

https://www.youtube.com/user/centcom centcom youtube channel still isis videos


This account has been terminated due to repeated or severe violations of our Community Guidelines.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


laffo

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

it would actually be really cool if we were killing people w/ satellites

I'll start the wiki

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

i'm hunkered down in my cyberbunker when the cybernukes start flying

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
oh poo poo we're hosed now

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

and by "internal documents" you mean publically accessible data

faxlore
Sep 24, 2014

a blue star tattoo for you!

forget cyber bunkers lemme at one of them cyber hunks so I can have a good time before it all ends

Space Whale
Nov 6, 2014

faxlore posted:

forget cyber bunkers lemme at one of them cyber hunks so I can have a good time before it all ends

wearing cyber bunker pants

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
cremnob must be fuckin fuming right now


also i pray someone has reposted it somewhere that respects fredom of spech :911:

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

http://notepad-plus-plus.org/

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

lol they fixed the spelling of Palestine

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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Lowtax should redesign the forums like it got hacked just as a joke

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