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elf help book posted:this pedophile piece of poo poo dew-hating failgame
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Pirate Jet posted:How can anyone genuinely consider Saints Row 3/4 to be funny when all it consists of is references to other poo poo with no punchline seriously confuses me
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Jan 14, 2015 10:33
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DICKHEAD posted:TailsButtholeGuy... Toho Poop Man... Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:42
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I mostly agree that Saints Row is poo poo now, but at least it has characters who find some meaning in their own lives from enjoying things like murder and singalongs. GTA is just completely poo poo and awful from beginning to end, because Dan Houser forgot what satire is and then filled GTA with it anyway. GTA V is basically just a lowbrow pseudo-intellectual who's thinks he's above everything and pointing out things and how the people who like them are fat and stupid instead of pointing out the absurdity of the things themselves. "Look at this dude who makes smartphones! He's stupid! Look at this guy who plays video games! He's fat! Look at this guy who works for the government! He's fat, and stupid! Just like the government! Look at this dumb bitch who likes yoga! She's fat, and stupid, and fat! People who like exercise suck! I don't like food anymore! Everything is poo poo! These three protagonists are a bunch of loving losers! Stop having fun!" As a person who likes things, I don't like GTA.
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Jan 14, 2015 11:18
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Tunahead posted:I mostly agree that Saints Row is poo poo now, but at least it has characters who find some meaning in their own lives from enjoying things like murder and singalongs. GTA is just completely poo poo and awful from beginning to end, because Dan Houser forgot what satire is and then filled GTA with it anyway. GTA V is basically just a lowbrow pseudo-intellectual who's thinks he's above everything and pointing out things and how the people who like them are fat and stupid instead of pointing out the absurdity of the things themselves. "Look at this dude who makes smartphones! He's stupid! Look at this guy who plays video games! He's fat! Look at this guy who works for the government! He's fat, and stupid! Just like the government! Look at this dumb bitch who likes yoga! She's fat, and stupid, and fat! People who like exercise suck! I don't like food anymore! Everything is poo poo! These three protagonists are a bunch of loving losers! Stop having fun!" Your the guy who explains the already insanely obvious, much to the annoyance of the people who thought about things before.
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Jan 14, 2015 11:28
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Saints Row 2 keeps score of how many different gaps in the scenery you've flown through, how well you've parachuted onto the roof of a truck and how efficiently you've streaked by people. None of these things are advertised anywhere in the game until you try them and there's a few more. I wish more games had cool systems like that, that you can just get through the game without ever knowing about.
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Jan 14, 2015 11:50
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Pirate Jet posted:How can anyone genuinely consider Saints Row 3/4 to be funny when all it consists of is references to other poo poo with no punchline seriously confuses me It was more of a lolrandom monkeycheese brand unfunny in 3 with all the Japanese gameshows and zombies and wrestling tournaments with chainsaws and people worshipping Burt Reynolds as a demigod for no loving reason. That last one is particularly dire since it wasn't even funny any of the previous times anyone made that joke with Mr. T/David Hasselhoff/Vin Diesel/William Shatner/Chuck Norris/Neil Patrick Harris/that beer commercial guy and whoever else. Hell, Archer did that joke with Burt Reynolds himself, and that was basically the worst episode of Archer ever. And frankly if Archer can't make something funny, that should be a sufficient indicator that the thing you're passing off as a joke may not actually be comedy material. 4 is where it got all "HEY REMEMBER THEY LIVE?" Wormskull posted:Your the guy who explains the already insanely obvious, much to the annoyance of the people who thought about things before. I think you may be overestimating how much people actually think about video game narratives considering all the people who thought GTA IV – a story which consisted of nothing but a prolonged angsty whine about how much everything sucks (see also: GTA V, Max Payne 3) – and loving Spec Ops: The Line were in any way "mature". Presumably there's a lot of overlap between those people and the ones who declared The Last Of Us "game of the decade" because it had a protagonist who was both occasionally likeable and an undeniable rear end in a top hat, because that's all it takes for the low, low bar of video game writing to be considered sheer brilliance.
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Jan 14, 2015 12:10
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Oh right, you said "people who thought about things before" rather than "gamers" or "video game journalists". I'm sorry Wormskull, I'll post better next time.
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Jan 14, 2015 12:26
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"I think you may be overestimating how much people actually think about video game narratives" Big fag shortly before writing a long rear end post about gta and saints row.
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Jan 14, 2015 12:50
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Wow I really read that human being post about a somehow faggier games series. Tell me more.
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Jan 14, 2015 13:38
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Saints Row 2 is ok I guess
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Tunahead posted:I mostly agree that Saints Row is poo poo now, but at least it has characters who find some meaning in their own lives from enjoying things like murder and singalongs. GTA is just completely poo poo and awful from beginning to end, because Dan Houser forgot what satire is and then filled GTA with it anyway. GTA V is basically just a lowbrow pseudo-intellectual who's thinks he's above everything and pointing out things and how the people who like them are fat and stupid instead of pointing out the absurdity of the things themselves. "Look at this dude who makes smartphones! He's stupid! Look at this guy who plays video games! He's fat! Look at this guy who works for the government! He's fat, and stupid! Just like the government! Look at this dumb bitch who likes yoga! She's fat, and stupid, and fat! People who like exercise suck! I don't like food anymore! Everything is poo poo! These three protagonists are a bunch of loving losers! Stop having fun!" Tunahead posted:It was more of a lolrandom monkeycheese brand unfunny in 3 with all the Japanese gameshows and zombies and wrestling tournaments with chainsaws and people worshipping Burt Reynolds as a demigod for no loving reason. That last one is particularly dire since it wasn't even funny any of the previous times anyone made that joke with Mr. T/David Hasselhoff/Vin Diesel/William Shatner/Chuck Norris/Neil Patrick Harris/that beer commercial guy and whoever else. Hell, Archer did that joke with Burt Reynolds himself, and that was basically the worst episode of Archer ever. And frankly if Archer can't make something funny, that should be a sufficient indicator that the thing you're passing off as a joke may not actually be comedy material. 
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Jan 14, 2015 14:42
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ITT: People who can still somehow work up the enthusiasm to get pissy when you mention that Spec Op: The Line and The Last of Us were poo poo games.
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Jan 14, 2015 14:47
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Tunahead posted:ITT: People who can still somehow work up the enthusiasm to get pissy when you mention that Spec Op: The Line and The Last of Us were poo poo games. who here likes that crap please name names
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Jan 14, 2015 14:52
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Tunahead posted:It was more of a lolrandom monkeycheese brand unfunny in 3 with all the Japanese gameshows and zombies and wrestling tournaments with chainsaws and people worshipping Burt Reynolds as a demigod for no loving reason. That last one is particularly dire since it wasn't even funny any of the previous times anyone made that joke with Mr. T/David Hasselhoff/Vin Diesel/William Shatner/Chuck Norris/Neil Patrick Harris/that beer commercial guy and whoever else. Hell, Archer did that joke with Burt Reynolds himself, and that was basically the worst episode of Archer ever. And frankly if Archer can't make something funny, that should be a sufficient indicator that the thing you're passing off as a joke may not actually be comedy material. 
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Jan 14, 2015 15:06
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Tunahead posted:It was more of a lolrandom monkeycheese brand unfunny in 3 with all the Japanese gameshows and zombies and wrestling tournaments with chainsaws and people worshipping Burt Reynolds as a demigod for no loving reason. That last one is particularly dire since it wasn't even funny any of the previous times anyone made that joke with Mr. T/David Hasselhoff/Vin Diesel/William Shatner/Chuck Norris/Neil Patrick Harris/that beer commercial guy and whoever else. Hell, Archer did that joke with Burt Reynolds himself, and that was basically the worst episode of Archer ever. And frankly if Archer can't make something funny, that should be a sufficient indicator that the thing you're passing off as a joke may not actually be comedy material. Oh my God.
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Jan 14, 2015 18:47
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Jan 14, 2015 18:50
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Dude I post way too many words when I post and even I think that guy needs to chill the gently caress out
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Jan 14, 2015 18:51
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I just saw the part where he is surprised Archer didn't make something funny.
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Jan 14, 2015 18:52
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If Archer was a game, it would be Saints Row 4.
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Jan 14, 2015 18:53
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DICKHEAD posted:TailsButtholeGuy... Toho Poop Man... Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
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Jan 14, 2015 18:56
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saints row 4 was the first game i ever played on the playstation 3 console in the year 2014 and idk man why do you hate being a president w/ super powersTunahead posted:words ok dude but, like, it's saints row  whats wrong with self aware fun & listening to lovely dubstep once and a while
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Jan 14, 2015 19:06
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Tunahead posted:It was more of a lolrandom monkeycheese brand unfunny in 3 with all the Japanese gameshows and zombies and wrestling tournaments with chainsaws and people worshipping Burt Reynolds as a demigod for no loving reason. That last one is particularly dire since it wasn't even funny any of the previous times anyone made that joke with Mr. T/David Hasselhoff/Vin Diesel/William Shatner/Chuck Norris/Neil Patrick Harris/that beer commercial guy and whoever else. Hell, Archer did that joke with Burt Reynolds himself, and that was basically the worst episode of Archer ever. And frankly if Archer can't make something funny, that should be a sufficient indicator that the thing you're passing off as a joke may not actually be comedy material. no one is gonna read all this crap
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Jan 14, 2015 20:27
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Sir AIDS posted:If Archer was a game, it would be Saints Row 4.
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Jan 14, 2015 20:28
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Tunahead posted:Oh right, you said "people who thought about things before" rather than "gamers" or "video game journalists". I'm sorry Wormskull, I'll post better next time. Tunahead posted:ITT: People who can still somehow work up the enthusiasm to get pissy when you mention that Spec Op: The Line and The Last of Us were poo poo games. are you sure you posted this in the right forum
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Jan 14, 2015 20:38
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I think we have a new Taint Reaper.
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Jan 14, 2015 22:24
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Tunahead posted:It was more of a lolrandom monkeycheese brand unfunny in 3 with all the Japanese gameshows and zombies and wrestling tournaments with chainsaws and people worshipping Burt Reynolds as a demigod for no loving reason. That last one is particularly dire since it wasn't even funny any of the previous times anyone made that joke with Mr. T/David Hasselhoff/Vin Diesel/William Shatner/Chuck Norris/Neil Patrick Harris/that beer commercial guy and whoever else. Hell, Archer did that joke with Burt Reynolds himself, and that was basically the worst episode of Archer ever. And frankly if Archer can't make something funny, that should be a sufficient indicator that the thing you're passing off as a joke may not actually be comedy material. yikes
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Jan 14, 2015 22:42
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I thought we liked games in the Imp Zone? I'm kinda new.
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Tunahead posted:It was more of a lolrandom monkeycheese brand unfunny in 3 with all the Japanese gameshows and zombies and wrestling tournaments with chainsaws and people worshipping Burt Reynolds as a demigod for no loving reason. That last one is particularly dire since it wasn't even funny any of the previous times anyone made that joke with Mr. T/David Hasselhoff/Vin Diesel/William Shatner/Chuck Norris/Neil Patrick Harris/that beer commercial guy and whoever else. Hell, Archer did that joke with Burt Reynolds himself, and that was basically the worst episode of Archer ever. And frankly if Archer can't make something funny, that should be a sufficient indicator that the thing you're passing off as a joke may not actually be comedy material. I don't like using the word because I have LGBT friends on here but god drat dude you're a human being.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:17
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Eye of Widesauron posted:I don't like using the word because I have LGBT friends on here but god drat dude you're a human being. lol at this weakass post
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Jan 14, 2015 23:39
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:lol at this weakass post
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Jan 14, 2015 23:42
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just say human being or don't, that poo poo was embarrassing to read lol
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Jan 14, 2015 23:43
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:just say human being or don't, that poo poo was embarrassing to read lol Yeah.
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Eye of Widesauron posted:I don't like using the word because I have LGBT friends on here but god drat dude you're a human being. i dont have any friends so i can say all the bad words 
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Jan 14, 2015 23:50
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Dexters Secret posted:i dont have any friends so i can say all the bad words human being.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:53
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check dis poo poo out: niggercunt
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Eye of Widesauron posted:I don't like using the word because I have LGBT friends on here but god drat dude you're a human being.
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Jan 14, 2015 23:57
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Dexters Secret posted:i dont have any friends so i can say all the bad words Hmm i wonder why?
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Jan 14, 2015 23:59
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Psycobladder posted:Hmm i wonder why? im an insane sociopath that isnt afraid to say mean and hurtful things, and in fact im glad to
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Just want to make sure everyone knows I'm actually a good person, and I don't even want to say the bad word, but *exhales* here I go.
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