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DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Knuc U Kinte posted:

If you play saints row 3,
instead of gta vee,
You just might be
Dee dee dee

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DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

TailsButtholeGuy... Toho Poop Man... Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Sir AIDS posted:

Toho Poop Man...RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w6m-nhUcos

DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Tunahead posted:

It was more of a lolrandom monkeycheese brand unfunny in 3 with all the Japanese gameshows and zombies and wrestling tournaments with chainsaws and people worshipping Burt Reynolds as a demigod for no loving reason. That last one is particularly dire since it wasn't even funny any of the previous times anyone made that joke with Mr. T/David Hasselhoff/Vin Diesel/William Shatner/Chuck Norris/Neil Patrick Harris/that beer commercial guy and whoever else. Hell, Archer did that joke with Burt Reynolds himself, and that was basically the worst episode of Archer ever. And frankly if Archer can't make something funny, that should be a sufficient indicator that the thing you're passing off as a joke may not actually be comedy material.

4 is where it got all "HEY REMEMBER THEY LIVE?"


I think you may be overestimating how much people actually think about video game narratives considering all the people who thought GTA IV – a story which consisted of nothing but a prolonged angsty whine about how much everything sucks (see also: GTA V, Max Payne 3) – and loving Spec Ops: The Line were in any way "mature". Presumably there's a lot of overlap between those people and the ones who declared The Last Of Us "game of the decade" because it had a protagonist who was both occasionally likeable and an undeniable rear end in a top hat, because that's all it takes for the low, low bar of video game writing to be considered sheer brilliance.

no one is gonna read all this crap

DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Sir AIDS posted:

If Archer was a game, it would be Saints Row 4.

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