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Purebreds are the banjo playing porch monkeys of the dog world.
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Monkey Fracas posted:Christ maybe if you want to feel tough go work out or something It's a fashion accessory, a piece of property like a gold chain.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I could bite you harder than a pit could. Their jaws just lock. That's all. Humans: 120 pounds of bite pressure Domestic dogs: 320 LBS of pressure on avg. A German Shepard, American Pit Bull Terrier (APBT) and Rottweiler were tested using a bite sleeve equipped with a specialized computer instrument. The APBT had the least amount of pressure of the 3 dogs tested. Wild dogs: 310 lbs Lions: 600 lbs White sharks: 600 lbs Hyenas: 1000 lbs Snapping turtles: 1000 lbs Crocodiles: 2500 lbs
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Jan 13, 2015 18:53
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I'm a crocodile in a human skin so I can bite with 2620 pounds of pressure I win. My apologies then ma'am, I'll be on my way
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Jan 13, 2015 18:56
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Dreylad posted:Now that pit bulls are banned in Ontario, boxers seem to cause the most problems in the dog park *scrawny man wearing sweat pants and boxing gloves harasses dogs as they enter the park*
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I once saw a pitbull sprint across a field and attack a small child in a wheelchair. One bite and the child exploded like a swollen tick. Some kind of lightning enveloped the dog and I swear it looked like it was floating and glowing for a moment before it ran off into the woods to hunt moose or bear.
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Jan 13, 2015 21:21
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FRINGE posted:The best option. They used to be used as nannies in west Africa,
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