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Can we institute a word filter for the word "pitbull" or "pit bull" are instantly turned into "black people" or the naughty N word which may or may not be allowed on gbs depending on the alignment of the stars at the time of posting? Because holy loving poo poo these threads would be hilarious.
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Fonzarelli posted:they should be illegal, there's no reason to get a dog that has such a ridiculously strong bite power and is so dangerous. I don't care if you like pitbulls, that's not a good enough reason. I could bite you harder than a pit could. Their jaws just lock. That's all.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:13
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:You're retarded. I am posting in gbs so that is a given.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:14
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Superconsndar posted:itt gbs has opinions about dogs, just like all the other pit bull threads I have lots of opinions about dogs Most of them are "oh cool, look, a dog"
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Jan 13, 2015 18:18
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a life less's murderdog would turn sommersaults and pirouette while also building a nuclear warhead and curing cancer and biting you. And it would be glorious.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:35
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mysterious frankie posted:It's pretty cool that this thread couldn't get past one page before someone was already equivocating wanting to get rid of the murder dogs with thinking black people should have different water fountains. See this is the kind of post that would be deeply improved by filtering the word "pitbull" into "black people". Or in this case, murder dogs.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:37
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mysterious frankie posted:you would have been deeply improved if half your constituent genetic material had been filtered through a contraceptive sponge. I think you meant to say "you would have been deeply improved if your mother had actually hit you with the scissors instead of just loving herself real hard with them".
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Jan 13, 2015 18:48
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Luvcow posted:Humans: 120 pounds of bite pressure I'm a crocodile in a human skin so I can bite with 2620 pounds of pressure I win.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:55
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Smash it Smash hit posted:lol whitey never lived in the hood. I lived in a place where every single house except mine and the crackheads behind me got hit and multiple people got raped, lots of people got stabbed and a couple boos done got shot. I didn't because everybody was convinced my giant black great dane was ready to murder them if they crossed my property. And I was insane and answered the door with a .45 a lot when I was alone. And I may have hotwired my fence with way too much power. RIP little squirrel, you knew not what hit you. Pits are poo poo guard dogs and lol everybody had pits and they just went durrhurr and rolled over for belly rubs after getting kicked in the face by the robber.
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Jan 14, 2015 16:28
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Smash it Smash hit posted:lol people dealing with pussy boring Pitts in one post and then complain about them being killing machines in next. Probably the side that is A Dog. And what, only male strangers? Sounds like a worthless protection dog to me.
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Jan 14, 2015 17:28
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FogHelmut posted:a gun is probably safer and more responsible Guns are great and if you don't like guns you're either a hippy, a socialist, or a weirdo. E: Everybody should have guns and everybody should know how to use'em properly because guns are awesome.
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Jan 14, 2015 17:36
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mysterious frankie posted:They can have the gun equivalent of a Nam flashback though, which is why you should never keep your gun loaded, or graft on four little legs that it can use to move around your house. Did your mom get raped by a gun or something
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Jan 14, 2015 17:55
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 This is my akc registered (so full blooded) female great dane. She looks like a hellbeast murderhound.  Or pure insanity. Take your pick.
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Jan 14, 2015 18:47
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FogHelmut posted:giant dogs that take larger-than-human sized shits are a good idea They're the best idea because I can cannon it onto people's houses that I don't like. Ramsus posted:Aren't you also the same poster that said pitbulls have a lockjaw? Good dog expert Pit jaws lock so they can hold on to other dogs better. Sorry that you aren't well informed.
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Jan 14, 2015 20:21
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Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Because attaching a name to something makes it difficult to kill said thing? I don't know, that's just my assumption, my grandparents had no animals and just grew daylilies on their farm. I literally name my quail before I tear their loving heads off with my bare hands so they can go on to god's land as good christian animals should In all seriousness though, I don't cut their heads off anymore. Even with sharp snippers they blinked a few times and opened their beaks. It was sad. When you just slide your thumb under their chin and yank as hard as you can, there's no beak movement and their eyes are closed within a breath. You basically detach the spine from the brain and remove the head all at once. It's death in less time than it takes your heart to beat. It doesn't get faster or less cruel than that. It's just really really violent sounding so it's good for fuckin with you guys. I love the gently caress out of my quail, too. I gave them xmas presents. They get sand just for dust baths. For gently caress's sake I'm clicker training my muscovy drake and I'll slaughter him if he ever decides to turn into an rear end in a top hat and rape the chickens as ducks are prone to doing.  His name is Muffin. He wags his tail at his name and comes over when he's called.Ragtime Cthulhu posted:Obviously the animal does not give a poo poo about its name, I just thought it was a part of some bonding process or whatever that would make it more difficult to slaughter in the future. IDK. If an animal has a good life and you kill that animal to eat it (or in my case, to feed my family and friends because I'm the worst loving vegetarian), congratulations. You have successfully completed farming simulator 1000. You get some new, young animals and hit the restart button. That's how farming, even tiny tiny farms, works. I just like giving them names because watching this goofy duck waddle waggle over to me because I called him a food kinda makes my day.
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Jan 15, 2015 01:03
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Stoic Commie posted:well sort of illegal, just get paid It's not remotely illegal as long as it's livestock and you own the animal. I could go kill all my chickens right now and throw them on a bonfire and none of my neighbors could do anything legally. Be one hell of a waste of food though.
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Jan 15, 2015 02:23
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Stoic Commie posted:ok well small town cops REALLY don't like it then lol, or don't know the law. just going off of personal experience Yeah small towns get leery about people butchering animals in general to be honest. We've gone from a society where it's normal to have chickens pecking in your yard in the 30's-ish (in some areas much later) where mom just went out and killed one every few days to a society where having three chickens in a coop in your back yard is an amazing, outrageous experience for people and their friends are in awe that they "trust" the eggs from their own back yard. Unless you live around country people (and boy do I ever and it's great) people get weird about butchering and slaughtering these days. It's really, really unfortunate because that uncomfortable barrier isn't helping animal welfare within slaughterhouses or food prep at all. Like in your example. Instead of the goat getting slaughtered in a comfortable back yard it's familiar with, it has to be thrown in a truck and taken out to a new place that it doesn't know and is probably leery of (because goats are stupid flighty prey animals and everything new is scary) because somebody is uncomfortable about a little bit of blood in the privacy of their neighbor's back yard. While they munch mcdonalds. It's dumb as gently caress.
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Jan 15, 2015 02:36
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Stoic Commie posted:maybe they just hated women idk. the nigerians don't much care for it either Don't believe her lies, she's switching to pigs so her lgd can get hosed more.
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Jan 15, 2015 03:42
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The Fattest PI posted:I was just dropping some Fun Facts thanks for readign I enjoy readign
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Jan 15, 2015 04:49
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tada.wav posted:man you are so uptight, perhaps you should take up a less stressful hobby than managing murder animals Goons used to spend their time deconstructing 2000 word long posts to sperg about one tiny word.
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Jan 15, 2015 04:56
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Superconsndar posted:im sorry ._. no you aren't
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Jan 15, 2015 05:01
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NiceGuy posted:Wow, aint you a right oval office lol Oh you're british? Lemme give you my cousin's phone number. He's a dentist and could use a new yacht.
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Jan 15, 2015 05:51
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I'm glad we have a PI gangtag now so it's very easy to spot the posters who are completely insane. My clearance says I'm totally sane.
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Jan 15, 2015 06:04
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And PI is great.
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Jan 15, 2015 06:04
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Smash it Smash hit posted:yeah! It needs braces. mysterious frankie posted:Jesus Christ, stop. I agree that poster is bad
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Jan 15, 2015 18:44
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bonestructure posted:fluffybunnies, you are making me miss helldump and i never miss helldump itt ama it's like helldump without the effort
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Jan 15, 2015 19:00
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I'm actually what happens when scholastic makes two retards have sex with books and then breeds the half book children together. Just text on a screen.
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Jan 15, 2015 19:12
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Superconsndar posted:fluffy bunnies is a druid pet island 2014: mod this druid E: or were you talking about me being a real life shapeshifter? because I turn into a gay werewolf on occasion.
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I like rhodesian ridgebacks. They fought lions. Helldump Hint: if you search long enough you can find pictures of me when I was the size of a small beef cow showing rhodesian ridgebacks in the junior division.
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