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Nov 18, 2010

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Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Main Paineframe posted:

This is way too sane to be the real Kyoon

I dunno.

quote:

Obama Biden alias Osama Bi(nla)den presidency comes to an end after Osama Bin Laden's resurrection.
Biden is played by Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page, Obama by an ethnic indonesian with neither black nor white blood.
Forged birth certificate to conceal he's Kenyan is only one among an endless array of "crimes" that Obamessiah of the Obamanation of Desolation will "confess".
http://anti-bible.blogspot.com/2014/...omosexual.html

Osama Bin Laden and missing Malaysian Airlines plane ascend from an Indian Ocean of discrepancies.
Reduced remake of 11 September:
From 4 fake planes in 2001 to to 1 fake plane at Jerusalem.
http://end-times-prophet.blogspot.co...s-next-to.html
Obama's very last video as Osama in or near an Afghanistan cave claims the "attack", as explained 2011 by Last Prophet.
http://obamessiah.blogspot.com/2011/...stan-cave.html

What follows Obama Bin Laden's resurrection, crucified to a Boeing 777.
Who will be arrested and / or stripped - Obama/Hitlery parallel to Francis/Benedict:
- Obama arrested confesses the most sophisticated conspiracy ever in Politics;
- Pope Francis alias actor Jonathan Pryce arrested, confesses the most sophisticated conspiracy ever in Religion.
- Pope Benedict, officially "one of the last survivors of Hitler's army", restarts playing last pope before Vatican closes doors for good.
- Usain Bolt, fastest man ever and forever, falsely accused of doping and stripped of all titles, parallel script to Lance Armstrong, greatest cyclist ever, in the most sophisticated conspiracy ever in Sports.
- "evil jews" playing Federal Reserve leaders: Ben Shalom Bernanke alias Paul Krugman without toupee, Janet Yellen alias Martha Stewart and israeli citizen Stan Fischer alias an ethnic german who months earlier stopped officially playing Governor of the Bank of Israel: ALL arrested, confess the most sophisticated conspiracy ever in Finance.
- human cattle stripped of pensions and savings following controlled demolition of banks.
Who will be proclaimed
- Hitlery, alias Hillary Clinton alias Germany's first woman chancellor's half sister (both Hitler's daughters), proclaimed 44th US president, successor of GW Buh, first woman president of the US.

Supervised race war:
- default on social security payments;
- vigilante groups encouraged as reaction to rioting starving crowds;
- illuminati agents playing "black leaders" (Al Sharpton & Co) call blacks to arms;
- martial law in the USA, EU, Australia, Canada, thousands of extermination camps activated.

While dozens of millions will be exterminated at stadiums, malls and large schools built recently for this purpose:
Hillary Clinton, House of Cards's inverted US flag Kevin Spacey's sister, breaks-up the US in 11 or 13 states.
In parallel fake Putin detonates for the final break-up of Russia.

Notes
Possible Dates for Osama's resurrection:
- May 2 2014, 3 years to the day with crucifixition on Sunday, May 4.
- Sunday, May 4, 2014 alias the third day of the third year, crucifixition on May 6.

Update - May 5, 2014
A few armed brave men in Sloviansk, Ukraine, force illuminati to postpone BIG BANG.
What happened in Odessa is what is scripted for the US, EU, Aus, Can within days
Obama's detonation, the start of the the unveiled nazi regime, was scripted for May.
It was once again postponed.
This time because in April 2004 a few armed brave men, the very last ones in Europe, took control of the Slaviansk police station and within hours from a large number of weapons that they started distributing in a city of 130,000.
See: Odessa and Sloviansk milestones
http://illuminati-milestones.blogspo...tream-all.html

Update - Jan 12, 2015 Missing Malaysia Black box = 911 Shanlksville bomb. It will be dropped Jan 15 2015
http://parallel-and-reversed.blogspot.com/2015/01/missing-malaysia-black-box-911.html

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Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Dr. Witherbone posted:

Seriously though, Kyoon, buddy, why only one post per account? Make that :10bux: count man!

E: I don't mean to imply that I'm not serious about Kyoon becoming a mod of D&D.

They tend to ban him after a while for being mentally unstable.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Jagchosis posted:

Kyoon-chan was banned a second time before he even got to post again. I am distraught at this injustice

Oh, he got to post.

e: That thread is actually before this one, wow. He went to the conspiracy board first.

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