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Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Beefstew fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Jan 19, 2015

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Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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These past few pages made me sad for a lot of reasons. :(
Can we please let GamerGate die the death it deserves? I know we all feel very strongly about this, but I don't think this kind of vitriol is necessary. It just hurts everyone. I know I sound like a mom, but please just be nice. I reckon the overwhelming majority of people here are good folks, but a sour topic makes for sour conversation and people saying things otherwise would not. Can we just make it a rule that GamerGate cannot be discussed here anymore?

Fake edit: Previous guy had the right idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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3234, 423, AND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Cloud Atlas is really good. It's not a straight adaptation of David Mitchell's book; it has its own distinct creative vision that you don't see in a lot of movies. The Wachowskis actually own because they've got some seriously lofty ambitions in a lot of their work. Even when it turns out bad, they take way more risks than other sci-fi directors.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Cubey posted:

I'm not sure many people have particularly high hopes for a new Star Wars tbh

New Star Wars actually looks really good so far. Like, it could still end up terrible, but almost everything they've shown/announced has been good. More practical effects, real sets, puppets, no EU bullshit, relative unknown actors, female and black leads, screenwriter from Empire Strikes Back, fight choreography done by the guys who did The Raid movies, Andy Serkis, and an outright REFUSAL to accept George Lucas's script suggestions. It's definitely going to play it safe; it won't bring the series in a new direction, and it won't equal the original trilogy. There's gonna be a lot of references and fanservice, just like the Abrams Star Trek, but honestly, Abrams was more cut out to make a Star Wars movie than a Trek movie anyway. I've got high hopes.

Jurassic World, on the other hand...

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Hbomberguy posted:

Part of the joke of STID is that the institution has always been super racist - Khan is a genetically-manipulated superhuman from the Federation's dark past, and the punchline is he's the whitest guy ever. It's riffing on how despite the unity of humanity and the federation is a happy smiley postracial wonderland we promise, it still has higher ups mostly consisting of old white dudes and is mostly preoccupied with how it's going to start a war with The Space Foreigners.

In several of the best shots in the movie, Kirk and Khan/the Enterprise and the Vengeance are shot as if they were looking in a mirror at each other (and in several cases Kirk is literally looking through a reflective surface at him). The film is saying 'from a slightly different perspective, Kirk is already this crazy dude and his "science ship" is already capable of killing thousands.'

This is pretty good. Can you explain to us why the Transformers movies are actually strokes of genius and how Dark of the Moon is a sequel to Spielberg's Duel?

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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^^^ These men are PAWNS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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If you haven't already pledged your life in service of Morgoth than I have nothing to say to you. #SilmarilsAreForever

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Behave normally, I have guns pointed at all of your backs.

No, don't put your hands up, you idiots!

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Oct 30, 2010

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Sephiroth_IRA posted:

He's only mentioned briefly but check out Jodorowsky's Dune if you haven't seen it. :lol:

The best movie never made. I watched the extended cut of the Lynch Dune last night, and I swear it gets worse every time I see it.

Beefstew
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Dune is one of those movies I really enjoy even though it's really bad. The only thing I really hate about it is the fight between Paul and Sting.

It's my favorite book series (well, 1-4, anyway), so you can imagine why I find it so distasteful.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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I liked Nite Owl, which is probably the safest, most well-adjusted option.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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poparena posted:

Brows Held High talks Boyhood. This review took twelve year to Oh shut the gently caress up.

Wow, crazy coincidence! I literally just finished a paper for my film class explaining the relationship between Bazin and Slacker.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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There've been over 15 years of movie reviews going on at a place called Something Awful Dot Com.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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We've had a lot of off-topic digressions over the past several pages.




Know what we haven't had though?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Robert Denby posted:

Hang on guys I need to post a deluge of paragraphs where I explain why “Battleship” is an objectively more accurate depiction of the psychological effects of warfare than “Come and See”, proven beyond all doubt by this 4,821-row flowchart that tracks all of the dialogue in the “Lord of the Rings” movies and is indisputable proof that every movie takes place in one shared universe.

And here I thought the Current Releases crew parted ways with Something Awful. :hurr:

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Hbomb is unironically the best poster in the thread. He doesn't make enough Ishtar jokes, though.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Genius is oft unappreciated in its time.

P.S. Hbomb: Two Worlds LP sequel???

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Mischalaniouse posted:

The thing about Phelous is his videos are very self-referential. You'll miss a few jokes if you haven't been watching from the beginning.

Some of my favorites of his are any of his animated movie reviews, like both Beauty and the Beasts http://blip.tv/phelous/beauty-and-the-beast-part-1-6976645 http://blip.tv/phelous/beauty-and-the-beast-golden-part-1-7016715 Lion and the King http://blip.tv/phelous/lion-and-the-king-part-1-7001231 Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time http://blip.tv/phelous/aladdin-and-the-adventure-of-all-time-6646347 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde http://blip.tv/phelous/dr-jekyll-and-mr-hyde-6611996

There's also a review of the baffling Time Machine that I Found at a Yard Sale http://blip.tv/phelous/the-time-machine-i-found-at-a-yard-sale-part-1-6696699

Amityville 4 has some of my favorite jokes of his http://blip.tv/phelous/amityville-4-the-lamp-escapes-6130640

Psycho Santa is one of my personal favorites http://blip.tv/phelous/psycho-santa-6702266

How the gently caress could you even make a list like this without including the greatest loving video of all time?

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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The best episode of MST3K was Ishtar.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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WickedHate posted:

loving hell, I can't tell who's worse, gamergaters or the cruel god that allows the abomination that is their existance.

Next they will be hailed as the two messenger of God!

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Opera Bitch posted:

I was looking for an old Cinema Snob episode online and I stumbled across a blogspot site called Cinema Snob Sucks Blog, clicked it out of curiosity and found it's written by a guy who makes a post criticizing every CS video that is put up as well as site announcements. He even has a post analyzing the reason why Jake is no longer part of the team while ripping on a girl named Rayn who was in a Brad Tries video. It is super creepy to me how some people expend lots of energy on stuff they supposedly hate, as there are commenters who share the blogger's views as well. I give credit to you Allison for keeping up with your art, because I couldn't begin to fathom how it feels to know people online are invested in critiquing both your videos and your lives offline. It makes me appreciate your tenacity and material much more because it really has to be a labor of love for you to keep doing it.

Is Busy Street or whatever still around, because holy poo poo did they make bigger asses out of themselves than anyone they were trying to "criticize".

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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SatansBestBuddy posted:

Lindsey dropped a new Loose Cannon for Captain America.

EDIT: After watching, I'm kinda surprised she didn't bring up the question of why Captain America has any international appeal, or at least talk about the subject of nationality defining who somebody is.

Interesting point. The biggest Captain America fan I know happens to be from the UK.
Also, I had no idea that Transformers and Man of Steel were subsidized by the DoD. Like, holy poo poo. :stare:

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Brad, on Pop Quiz Hotshot: "Everyone needs a Battlefield Earth on their resume."
http://www.thecinemasnob.com/con-panels/midwest-media-expo-the-cinema-snob-panel

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Almost this exact same situation happened in my friend group. :eng99:
Right down to the truth coming out over a trip, leading to an awkward drive home.

Beefstew fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Apr 14, 2015

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Oct 30, 2010

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Mr. Fowl posted:

Including the suggestion that the friend was selfish for turning down the communal love suggestion? Because that was something.

Yes. :(

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Hey, Lupa, is Phelous going to do a video showcasing his thoughts on Mortal Kombat X?

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Wont Do That)" - Meat Loaf
Could've been a lot worse.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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The first Mortal Kombat and Masters of the Universe both own.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Doug continues to not know how movies work/can't fall back as the criticisms being part of the character/reusing jokes from 6 years ago.
http://channelawesome.com/nostalgia-critic-real-thoughts-on-mortal-kombat/
"If you watched an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon without the gore, would it be as good." Yeah, duh. It's not like it was meant to be an excessive parody of Tom and Jerry or something. It's not like you haven't professed your love for Tom and Jerry in the past. It's also not like Itchy and Scratchy ISN'T A REAL loving SHOW.
Also, saying that gore is crucial to Mortal Kombat's appeal is inherently wrong, and there's an entire generation of kids who grew up with Super Nintendos that can attest to that.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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I legitimately like TLW. It's silly, but fun. The trailer scene, the T-Rex chase, and the raptor sequence are loving magnificent. JP3 is poo poo, though.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Best abridged series is still LittleKuriboh's Naruto Abridged Abridged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N17SGtrhQtQ

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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It's weird to see Mike and Jay's opinions diverge so strongly, but what's even weirder is exactly how positive Mike was. Like he won the lottery earlier that day or something.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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This needed to happen several pages ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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I remember Prehysteria! from when I was a kid. :3: I think I remember the second one more, though.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Heaven's Gate: Do you think a woman can't love two men?
Snob: Whoa, do we have to talk about that here? They should save that conversation for when they go to Indiana Comic-Con.
:drat:

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Kickassia has a good premise, and it has precedent in reality. Look up the history of Sealand.

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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DStecks posted:

So my making a video which addresses women's rights and transgender issues has... not gone over great with certain of my fans.



I cannot decide which part of this image is the worst. The unformatted textwall? The unironic recommendation of A Voice for Men? "Fraudulent Frequency"? Or the 12 upvotes?

I'm stopping this before it even starts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLKZtppbm_Q

Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Hey, y'all wanna hear something funny?

Sometime around 2009, LordKat had just started his "Until We Win" series and hadn't even been picked up by TGWTG. His main exposure was on The Spoony Experiment forums, which I frequented at the time. One day, I talked about how I was a fan of Retsupurae, and he went on a tirade about the injustice of two people who didn't know how hard it is to make videos relentlessly harassing others online.
How's that pound cake taste, motherfucker?

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Beefstew
Oct 30, 2010

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Okay, people are apparently too slow to get it, so I'm going to link the version that's more your speed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcvfPGORYI

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