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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Maybe that's why they're trying to shill whaleoil fedoras?

Not kidding, possibly for a mere $80 you could have your very own!

http://www.donotlink.com/da5q

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whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
That is some remarkably on the nose brand synergy.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Sweet merciful mother of gently caress, don't read the comments.

Greg M • 26 minutes ago
Count me in Pete, I'm okay with either style but the Fedora would be my preference.

El Jorge • an hour ago
Bash out some WOBH can/stubbie coolers and I'll be a starter for 4-6 off.
A couple of years ago I organised a batch of 40 units and they came in at less than $10 each, If you do a couple of hundred (even thousand) I reckon they would sell like hotcakes in the $10-15 price bracket.
Am happy to place the enquiry with my contacts on your behalf.

RobT • 2 hours ago
Just about everybody that wears a hat, has one already. As complete cost saver why not just make the decorative strip available to interchange with the encumbant one.
Voila! Cheap option easy to post out...simple or not?

Betty Swallocks • 2 hours ago
I'll wear a wooden box in a hole in the ground before I wear a straw hat, but my felt fishing hat would definitely suit one of those bands.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004



Pavlova?

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Polity posted:

Even if those three heroic assumptions come to pass, Auckland house prices would drop (once you average out houses and apartments) by about $10,000, one off. Which would make Auckland’s “severely unaffordable” score of 8.2 in the Demographia survey drop amazingly to a “severely affordable” 8.06.I will post separately on the shortcomings of the Demographia survey itself. Whoop-de-fricken-do.

Any progress is good, of course, but pretending RMA reform is a main solution is, as you see above, laughable.

http://polity.co.nz/content/nick-smiths-gambit

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
There is apparently Auckland related stuff happening tomorrow. Ministry of Transport press conference.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken
Let me guess, "gently caress public transport, motorways for everyone!"

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Maybe it'll be good news

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Exclamation Marx posted:

Maybe it'll be good news

Auckland is being closed down and everyone in it brutally murdered.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Exclamation Marx posted:

Maybe it'll be good news

Ahahaha Hahaha Ahahaha

"Enjoy these new toll roads which should ease congestion. I'm not sure how as public transport will remain hosed. Oh look, we have a surplus from the tolls, let's lower the top tax rate"

*John Key and Bill English cum so violently that Deborah Cone Hill drowns.

That is literally the only way good news comes out of tomorrow's announcement.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



"In order to provide for an increase in Auckland's affordability we are removing Auckland Council's ability to set rates and control land supply, forming the Auckland Housing Authority which will report directly to Gerry Brownlee."

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
It could be anything from paving the Waitemata to confirming a state date for the CRL and timetables/funding for other transport projects. Anything.

Lobsterpillar
Feb 4, 2014
So the National Library is being run into the ground by the people who run it. (Background - the National Library is a government run library that provides books to school teachers for use in class. Teachers can go into the library and pick out a whole bunch of books, or can email the library and ask for a bunch of books on a particular topic, which get shipped out to them at the librarys expense.) It seems like the people who run it want to shut it down, so they're changing things so that people no longer use it, and then use that as justification that people don't use it. Many new teachers don't even know the service exists, and its in the interests of upper management to keep it that way.
What they're doing is changing from sending out non-fiction, curriculum based books, to only sending out fiction, forcing schools to buy their own non-fiction resources (and poor/remote schools will of course by the hardest hit.
I have known people who work for the National Library, and this is just one last push in a concerted effort to shut them down. After the christchurch earthquake, there was pressure from the wellington based management to shut down the christchurch centre and put basically everyone in christchurch out of a job. The people who buy new books are idiots, and will buy a handful or none of books that their clients (the teachers) have actually asked for, and instead buy a whole bunch of 'classic' literature that nobody ever gets out. When it comes to 'weeding', which involves throwing out outdated/damaged books, the non-fiction is practically untouched and brand new fiction books get thrown out (although this may be more staff incompetence/indifference rather than policy).

tl;dr: The National government is putting yet another policy into place that will harm the school system.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Lobsterpillar posted:

So the National Library is being run into the ground by the people who run it. (Background - the National Library is a government run library that provides books to school teachers for use in class. Teachers can go into the library and pick out a whole bunch of books, or can email the library and ask for a bunch of books on a particular topic, which get shipped out to them at the librarys expense.) It seems like the people who run it want to shut it down, so they're changing things so that people no longer use it, and then use that as justification that people don't use it. Many new teachers don't even know the service exists, and its in the interests of upper management to keep it that way.
What they're doing is changing from sending out non-fiction, curriculum based books, to only sending out fiction, forcing schools to buy their own non-fiction resources (and poor/remote schools will of course by the hardest hit.
I have known people who work for the National Library, and this is just one last push in a concerted effort to shut them down. After the christchurch earthquake, there was pressure from the wellington based management to shut down the christchurch centre and put basically everyone in christchurch out of a job. The people who buy new books are idiots, and will buy a handful or none of books that their clients (the teachers) have actually asked for, and instead buy a whole bunch of 'classic' literature that nobody ever gets out. When it comes to 'weeding', which involves throwing out outdated/damaged books, the non-fiction is practically untouched and brand new fiction books get thrown out (although this may be more staff incompetence/indifference rather than policy).

tl;dr: The National government is putting yet another policy into place that will harm the school system.

Smart people don't vote for regressive right wing shitbags.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
That trams announcement was the most underwhelming piece of poo poo I've ever seen.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Butt Wizard posted:

That tram was the most underwhelming piece of poo poo I've ever seen.

^^ what people will eventually be saying.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Slavvy posted:

^^ what people will eventually be saying.

I have no problem with trams but how loving dense is the Council if they think that proposals that just show infrastructure going into the central suburbs is going to encourage buy-in from other parts of the city. This poo poo is why idiots won't shut up about the CRL 'just being for the CBD'.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I was meaning more that after a lengthy consultation process we'll settle on reconditioned trams from Uzbekistan at a cost around triple what it would take to buy brand new ones, and then they'll spend ten years constantly breaking down and crashing until the tram system is abolished as a way of cutting costs.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Slavvy posted:

I was meaning more that after a lengthy consultation process we'll settle on reconditioned trams from Uzbekistan at a cost around triple what it would take to buy brand new ones, and then they'll spend ten years constantly breaking down and crashing until the tram system is abolished as a way of cutting costs.

you forgot to mention the consultation alone costing as much as the building process.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
There's always the off chance they prove useful and popular and turn an actual profit.

Obviously if this happens they will immediately be sold to an offshore company which triples fares, fires 90% of the staff and spends literally nothing on maintenance or upgrades until the service literally falls apart.

The sale price will be under two years operational income

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Infotainment! posted:

There's always the off chance they prove useful and popular and turn an actual profit.

Obviously if this happens they will immediately be sold to an offshore company which triples fares, fires 90% of the staff and spends literally nothing on maintenance or upgrades until the service literally falls apart.

The sale price will be under two years operational income

With an obligation to maintain the tram tracks we no longer own for twenty years.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Maybe the trams get put into storage for 20 years then sold to a third world country for like a dollar each. Two get donated to Motat, one to the Museum.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Slavvy posted:

Maybe the trams get put into storage for 20 years then sold to a third world country for like a dollar each. Two get donated to Motat, one to the Museum.

In 40 years time we'll decide "gently caress maybe trams were the way to go after all" lather rinse repeat

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Sell the tram pay system to a bunch of lazy australians, have everything break, then buy it back at the cost of millions to the tax payers.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Lobsterpillar posted:

So the National Library is being run into the ground by the people who run it. (Background - the National Library is a government run library that provides books to school teachers for use in class. Teachers can go into the library and pick out a whole bunch of books, or can email the library and ask for a bunch of books on a particular topic, which get shipped out to them at the librarys expense.) It seems like the people who run it want to shut it down, so they're changing things so that people no longer use it, and then use that as justification that people don't use it. Many new teachers don't even know the service exists, and its in the interests of upper management to keep it that way.
What they're doing is changing from sending out non-fiction, curriculum based books, to only sending out fiction, forcing schools to buy their own non-fiction resources (and poor/remote schools will of course by the hardest hit.
I have known people who work for the National Library, and this is just one last push in a concerted effort to shut them down. After the christchurch earthquake, there was pressure from the wellington based management to shut down the christchurch centre and put basically everyone in christchurch out of a job. The people who buy new books are idiots, and will buy a handful or none of books that their clients (the teachers) have actually asked for, and instead buy a whole bunch of 'classic' literature that nobody ever gets out. When it comes to 'weeding', which involves throwing out outdated/damaged books, the non-fiction is practically untouched and brand new fiction books get thrown out (although this may be more staff incompetence/indifference rather than policy).

tl;dr: The National government is putting yet another policy into place that will harm the school system.

This is hosed up. I literally would not have been able to teach most of the units I did without the national library.

People can say what they want about digital learning media, there simply isn't the same breadth of child-appropriate information available online as there is still in print. Especially not for free like the National Library is.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Butt Wizard posted:

In 40 years time we'll decide "gently caress maybe trams were the way to go after all" lather rinse repeat

By that point we'll have sold our energy suppliers to whatever oil baron fueled Key's drinkie fund.

Just in time for fossil fuels to run out!

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo


Jesus Christ I was just about to go to sleep you bastard, now I'll be having the worst nightmares.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Democratically elected politician

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/65394114/celebrity-boxing-pits-cameron-whaleoil-slater-against-jesse-ryder

omg remember when he had a bike race with Mallard

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Cameron means nothing to me so I ignore his little blog and his antics in general and I am a happy loving shiny person now

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I prefer my racist professional muck rakers to be punched in the face in more informal natural settings ie michael laws

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
Rather than giving Slater a chance to actually defend himself, just put him in the nets for an over with Adam Milne, it'd be more humiliating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx61TkXKY

emminou
May 25, 2006




He has a Whale Oil tattoo!

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.
Surely a sportsman - even a cricketer - could beat that sack of poo poo?

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009

klen dool posted:

Surely a sportsman - even a cricketer - could beat that sack of poo poo?

100 bucks on a heart attack in the first round.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Meanwhile in Grey Lynn, some rich person cares enough about the heritage status of their street to burn down a new house:

http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11391450

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Bushmaori posted:

100 bucks on a heart attack in the first round.

I will literally start believing in a merciful god if this happens.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

fong posted:

Meanwhile in Grey Lynn, some rich person cares enough about the heritage status of their street to burn down a new house:

http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11391450

Literally murder the rich and feast on their bloated carcases.

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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

fong posted:

Meanwhile in Grey Lynn, some rich person cares enough about the heritage status of their street to burn down a new house:

http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11391450

"Our area has a special character* and we should preserve it at all costs"






*now that the working class poors and coloured folk have retreated to the South where they belong.

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