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whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
On my phone so can't link but I'm really enjoying everyone (including the police lol) freaking out about masked, armed gangstalkers at Parnell train station based on what is clearly some lovely viral marketing for a lovely student film.

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emminou
May 25, 2006

Infotainment! posted:

On my phone so can't link but I'm really enjoying everyone (including the police lol) freaking out about masked, armed gangstalkers at Parnell train station based on what is clearly some lovely viral marketing for a lovely student film.

We strongly encourage the people in these pics to make contact with us so we can have a chat about their recent activities around Parnell and in The Domain.
If you or your friends know who they are, drop a txt to Detective Peter Mortimer on 021 1912976 or call 111 if you see them in your travels.
It appears these two people are carrying firearms of some sort which, aside from being incredibly scary for people who encounter them, is incredibly dangerous for the masked individuals themselves.
When Police are notified of people carrying and displaying weapons in public, we respond with armed officers.
We have no way of knowing until we seize a 'weapon' whether it's real or imitation so we always treat it as real.
Wise up. Drop the masked act and come and chat with us about how to play safely.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

A human heart posted:

People say this all the time and it's meaningless because the world isn't magically going to become left wing when the boomers all die off.
Clearly you know nothing about death magic. As each one dies, I collect their bones and throw them into a great cauldron. When the time is right, I will sing the good songs and I will correct the earth.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Infotainment! posted:

On my phone so can't link but I'm really enjoying everyone (including the police lol) freaking out about masked, armed gangstalkers at Parnell train station based on what is clearly some lovely viral marketing for a lovely student film.

There's been more than one complaint over the last few weeks if I'm reading that article properly.

If it is bullshit they will almost certainly be getting more than a warning now.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Conservative millennials are going to be worse than the boomers by the time they're 40.

Boomers at least can remember what life was like before the 80s / 90s.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Butt Wizard posted:

There's been more than one complaint over the last few weeks if I'm reading that article properly.

If it is bullshit they will almost certainly be getting more than a warning now.

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=589_1422342736

Definitely lovely viral marketing.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




The ANZ adverts particularly the cricket ones are God drat awful I'm pleased I don't watch tv and have to see those things over and over again also we might lose this game

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Holy poo poo the comments.

quote:

@drod2070 I carry a gun on me at all times even though it is a felony.. If I get arrested with it my lawyers are the best lawyers around and they will get me out of it. When I do use it in a situation like this my lawyers will justify my shooting after putting these shits 6ft under. ;)

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Hmmm felony was spelt correctly

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Holy poo poo the comments.

"My dad would just beat them up, Kevin. Baby".

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/65556474/smith-charters-helicopter-from-pike-river-funds

quote:

Cabinet minister Nick Smith has chartered another helicopter for television cameras - this time using tax-payer cash set aside for the families of the Pike River victims.
:wtc:

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Marketing for what Infotainment?

Anyway, the "Twins of Atticus" have come forward and been given a good talking to by police.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Wandle Cax posted:

Marketing for what Infotainment?

Anyway, the "Twins of Atticus" have come forward and been given a good talking to by police.

A lovely student film. Read the liveleak post.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006
I did but there's no link to any student film or even the title of the student film which is presumably not even completed yet if they were just out filming it, so if they're promoting their film they aren't doing it very well. Everyone will have forgotten about this in a few days. Also they would well and truly be going the extra mile in putting in effort promoting what I assume is just an assignment for a film class.

Anyway whatever that was all about I have to admit I would be well freaked out if I saw those two approaching me with weapons. That possibly would make a passable horror movie.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Considering what happened in France, people're probably pretty drat jumpy about armed dudes in public.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Has anybody considered the possibility that it's a pair of bogan teenagers dressing up scary "just to piss people off"?


Because I was a bogan teenager and I totally woulda done something like that if I'd been only a tiny bit stupider.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

WarpedNaba posted:

Considering what happened in France, people're probably pretty drat jumpy about armed dudes in public.

Yeah if this was another country they may have ended up dead instead of just getting a firm talking to.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Russel Norman's stepping down as co-leader

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11394077&ref=nzh_tw

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Browning for pm

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Has anybody considered the possibility that it's a pair of bogan teenagers dressing up scary "just to piss people off"?


Because I was a bogan teenager and I totally woulda done something like that if I'd been only a tiny bit stupider.

There's a deleted Facebook page that looks to me like some sort of art project.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:e2PAOqe-yt0J:https://www.facebook.com/twinsofatticus+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=nz

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

moneys on Kevin Hague to replace him

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
I hope so. Shaw would be another step to the right.

Mike Sabin is tipped to resign at midday today (after Key said he would be at Waitangi, and that he would stay on as leader of his Select Committee). Sneaky sneaky.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Sabin just resigned, so yeah its not tipped anymore

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

quote:

A prominent New Zealander has appeared in court facing multiple charges, but all details of the case have been made secret.

The man appeared this morning in a district court and was granted name suppression, along with sweeping other suppressions covering details and facts of the case.

He was remanded at large to reappear in court for a disputed-facts hearing next month.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Would that I could be a fly on the wall when Cameron Slater goes barging in shouting "FREEDOM OF SPEECH", finds out it's a member of the National Party, then quietly slinks away into the night.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Would that I could be a fly on the wall when Cameron Slater goes barging in shouting "FREEDOM OF SPEECH", finds out it's a member of the National Party, then quietly slinks away into the night.

Whale Oil has been hinting there's been some pretty vile things to come out about a National Party MP and openly asking why they aren't doing anything about it. It's probably better to ask what he has to gain by them finally getting the arse.

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Butt Wizard posted:

Whale Oil has been hinting there's been some pretty vile things to come out about a National Party MP and openly asking why they aren't doing anything about it. It's probably better to ask what he has to gain by them finally getting the arse.

Does Sabin support Collins or someone else?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Slater described Sabin's offending as 'almost too horrible for words' in his original post. I don't think he's ever slow to throw people under the bus outside of his [family's] personal friendships

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

So the Herald attached this image to their article about Catton's dad having a go at Fuckhead Plunkett on his radioshow today.



It makes me sort of, um, uncomfortable, you know?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
Freshwater quality continues to deteriorate, Nick Smith splitting hairs over whether the specific data set is representative or not.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/environment/news/article.cfm?c_id=39&objectid=11393840

quote:

Two-thirds of more than 160 monitored river swimming spots in New Zealand have been deemed unsafe for a dip.

Information released to the Green Party by regional councils and unitary authorities showed 66 per cent of the sites had a Suitability For Recreational Grade (SFRG) of either poor or very poor during the 2013/14 summer.

The data covered all of the country's monitored rivers except for those in Auckland, Waikato, Northland and the West Coast, where councils did not use SFRG indicators in the period.

...

The Greens claimed there had been a deterioration over recent years, with reports from the Ministry for the Environment showing 61 per cent of monitored spots were unsafe for swimming in 2013, compared with 52 per cent in 2012.

...

Last night, Environment Minister Nick Smith said neither he nor the ministry had been able to properly assess the figures, but felt they should be treated with caution.

"Just comparing the results from one year after another does not give a long-term trend on freshwater quality."

Dr Smith also felt it would be "false" to draw conclusions around the country's overall freshwater quality from what he considered a "narrow data set" that wasn't representative of all freshwater bodies.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Butt Wizard posted:

It's probably better to ask what he has to gain by them finally getting the arse.

We had a VILE EVIL CRIMINAL in our midst but thanks to the diligent self-policing policies of John "Integrity" Key we've exposed him to the fullest without any regard for our political standing.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Ivor Biggun posted:

quote:

"Just comparing the results from one year after another does not give a long-term trend on freshwater quality."
Haha loving hell.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Doing statistics doesn't give a statistically meaningful result, peasants :smugbert:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
The Taxpayers' Union has (oddly quickly?) received an itemised list of all CreativeNZ funding that Catton has directly or indirectly received, which of course has been copied into an unsigned Herald article :thumbsup:

Her dad had a chat with Sean Plunket, who got rekt.

And this is what Catton has had to say

Eleanor Catton posted:

In the past twelve months I have travelled to England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, the Netherlands, Belgium, France, Sweden, Spain, Canada, the United States, Australia, Brazil, and most recently India, attending literary festivals and helping to launch foreign-language editions of The Luminaries. To be read and received in different contexts around the world is an unbelievable privilege, one that is constantly shaping and reshaping my relationship with New Zealand, with my book, and with myself. My Maori character’s storyline took on a new significance for me after reading to First Nation elders in Winnipeg, Manitoba. I thought about the Hokitika gold rush differently after exploring the Brazilian coastal town of Paraty, where Brazilian gold, dug by slaves many miles inland, was once shipped out by the ton to Portugal. Talking about astrology in India, and about the nineteenth-century novel in Sweden, and about fiction born of philosophy in France, altered my sense of how The Luminaries fits in with other literary traditions and cultural histories around the world. I have seen also how the novel itself changes according to context: its social and sexual politics, its formal preoccupations, its attitude to history, its language, all become more or less audacious, more or less difficult, more or less successful, more or less interesting, in different parts of the world. The degree of familiarity that international readers have with New Zealand culture and history varies greatly, but one thing remains a constant: everyone I meet who has a personal connection to New Zealand will make sure to tell me all about it, sometimes at length and into a microphone of which they will not let go. I love these moments of connection and the conversation they bring. I am proud that the book is read by people whose lives do not resemble mine, and I am grateful for the opportunity to speak publicly about reading and writing, two of the things I love most. Like everybody I sometimes say things I don’t mean and mean things I don’t say, but throughout the hundreds of interviews that I have conducted since The Luminaries was published I have been conscious of my role as an ambassador—of my country, yes, but also of my gender, of my generation, and of my art.

The New Zealand mainstream media, though quick to flare up over a condensed record of remarks made last week in Jaipur, are in general altogether behind the ball: I’ve been speaking freely to foreign journalists ever since I was first published overseas, and have criticised the Key government, neo-liberal values, and our culture of anti-intellectualism many times. One reason why my remarks have not have been noticed in New Zealand until now may be that in most modern democracies a writer expressing an opinion is not considered, in itself, shocking. The truly shocking thing would be the writer who only spoke in praise of her country; who was unequivocal in gratitude and platitude; who swore fealty to her government, rather than to deep-felt values or ideals; who regarded arts funding as hush money and a part-time teaching position as an intellectual gag. I hope that that author does not exist today; but if she does, she is the one who should make the news.

In future interviews with foreign media, I will of course discuss the inflammatory, vicious, and patronising things that have been broadcast in New Zealand this week. I will of course discuss the frightening swiftness with which the National Party and their allies move to discredit and silence those who question them, and the culture of fear and hysteria that prevails. But I will hope for better, and demand it.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Catton for office.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Ghostlight posted:

Catton for office.

She seems switched on. NZ needs more people publicly shaming the staggeringly blasé governing we take for granted. And other poo poo hosed up poo poo that NZers bizarrely think is totally sweet and ok for *reasons*.



Incidentally, her face is the terrifying visage of a predator mid-strike.

Slavvy fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Jan 30, 2015

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Ghostlight posted:

Catton for office.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Did somebody glitterbomb her seconds before that was taken, or is she secretly a Twilight vampire?

Ghostlight posted:

Catton for office.

Robo Captain
Sep 28, 2013

Ghostlight posted:

Catton for office.

Her books are pretty good too.

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Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
I saw her speak here in London at a Luminaries event. She was very good, and obviously very intelligent, but I don't think she'd be great as a politician. She's very meek and quiet, and she prefaces everything with a lot of "...um"s before she talks. Maybe that's something that can be trained out of her, but at the moment she comes across as too bookish, I'd say.

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