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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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dusty
Nov 30, 2004

National has been caught out fiddling around in Northland

dusty fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Mar 5, 2015

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dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Butt Wizard posted:

I'd rather take almost anyone over that dog-whistling old poo poo heel any day of the week. Sorry but the guy's party has no sane people from the top down, he launches scathing baseless attacks on immigrants and foreign investors, is often wrong when he does it and keeps getting free passes for it.

Are you in for a treat then, the Winston express is gunna roll all over everything for the next few weeks. The Nat candidate is under instructions to say as little as possible, which means Winston will be wall to wall. Toot toot

Watch the master and learn, he's a genius at this poo poo.

Rejected campaign slogan: "Winston, serious about Northland and he's not kidding"

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Butt Wizard posted:

Yea, it's on the IRD's 'to-do' list along with streamlining provisional tax, which I do not miss at all.

How's their to-do list coming?

In 2011-13 there was talk of a $1.5 billion upgrade else we risked catastrophic failure, but I've heard nothing since. Anyone know?

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Slavvy posted:


I'm going to take a wild stab here and guess that the majority of teachers do not have your dedication to giving a poo poo; that was certainly the impression I got from highschool a decade ago.

Teachers have been crying about buying stationary for decades. When they migrated from chalk to white boards back in the early 90s a whiteboard pen cost more than an hour's work at the minimum wage and most schools simply abdicated their responsibility to provide any.

I remember my mum crying and crying over whiteboard pens, just couldn't afford them.


(Mind you twenty years ago teachers were probably paid more relative to the labour market - those suckers keep settling for below-inflation wage adjustments cause it's all about the children or some other greedy deception)

dusty fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Mar 6, 2015

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Jono Hutchison ‏@jonohutchison 1m1 minute ago

quote:

3News will break into programming at 1545 NZT with a story of "national significance". I realise that's ominous but it's all I got sorry

dusty
Nov 30, 2004


Nailed it

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

when he smiled a thousand post-menopausal voters started ovulating

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

He's a big soft oval office who does nothing but masturbate all day and post compulsively. He had to lose 20kg just to make the fight - he might lose some paunch but he's gonna be soft and weak.

I'd be in favour of Slater being dealt some non-recoverable brain damage or other disability. Could only improve him as a human being.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

dusty
Nov 30, 2004


Feed me your bridges

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Honestly it was secret high fives around in Wellington and the West Coast when it turned out it was Christchurch that got hosed.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004


With John Key dressed up as Jack Burton?!?

dusty
Nov 30, 2004


I want to have a beer with this prominent New Zealander

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Slavvy posted:

I don't know why everyone is having a cry about one specific piece of one of the two harbours.

:wal:--What is with people being interested in the most valuable real estate in New Zealand?

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

fong posted:

In Japan shilling beef and lamb. He's cutting his visit short so he can go campaign in northland

That's 2nd-best Korea you racist.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004


would

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

quote:

22:04

One minute one second. Good on him for giving it a go, it was a tough ask.

22:04

The ref called it there bang on a minute. Not sure if he will get his money out of Soper and Williams.

22:03

He's back up but he was out, not quite cold but Ryder hit him hard behind the ear

22:02

Cameron is down hard

22:01 by Junior

8 count but up on his feet

22:01 by Junior

Cam is trying to get inside but has his head down. Cam is down

22:00 by Junior

Here we go. First round starting now!

Hope he got brain damaged

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Maori Party or Dunne now needed by NACT to pass legislation - a little less RMA reform, but other than that probably business as usual.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

https://www.facebook.com/veitchyonsport/posts/835542266482487

Down like a sack of poo poo

dusty
Nov 30, 2004



https://twitter.com/EnzoGiordani posted:

27 minutes ago

I made this into a gif. You're welcome. https://inthebackofthenet.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/wr.gif

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Exclamation Marx posted:

idk if it's only just been chopped down or what, but :wtc:

At ease comrades, the Pisser has this.


http://www.reddit.com/r/Wellington/comments/30qx1u/does_anyone_know_why_this_was_cut_down/cpv38t3

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Varkk posted:

So he is like a crappy NZ version of Jeremy Clarkson.

I think you meant to write "greatest living New Zealander"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSr93HMUKCk

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Varkk posted:

Those two statements are not necessarily contradictory.

Unlike Clarkson offering a gentle cuddle, Sir Bob knows how to properly deal to the annoying proles.




My father in law is an awful lot like Bob Jones if you stripped out the pinko-liberal parts like Jones' fondness for Helen Clark.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Even though they are *definitely not in the news*, this Lauda Finam Google-bomb brings a smile.

https://laudafinemscam.wordpress.com/

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

fong posted:

something something less informed public

My television weather forecast :qq: :qq:

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Exclamation Marx posted:

This week's Mediawatch, around 9:40 is interesting re: Campbell Live
http://www.radionz.co.nz/audio/player/20174412

thank you

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Ghostlight posted:

It's not possible though. It's just a matter of how much hot air and actual money Key spends pretending it is.

It's lollable to think UnZud has enough folding cash for the bribes needed to win hosting rights. Showing up with a plate of lamb burgers and Hulun Clarke isn't going to win this one.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Would be the best possible time to launch NZ Inc's new flag.


gently caress.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Is the Great NZ Weed Drought 2015 really a thing?

There's been this dumb article on Vice http://www.vice.com/read/whos-to-blame-for-new-zealands-weed-shortage and Rusty Brown mentioned it in passing during his appearance on The Nation on Saturday.

Just wondering how y'all are finding it to score.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

^^^ "Bush" in username: legit post

2 months not available with the long dry summer we've had - that's a bit of a worry. The early end of autumn should put more product into the market - if it doesn't... well poo poo.

In Wellington I've known an enterprising guy cooking and selling his own with an imported cannabinomimetic. Dunno what crappy plant matter he has dosing it onto, but it must have been a hell of lot easier than squeezing a harvest out every 90 days

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I care about journalism.

I don't care about whether people can buy dope or not because I am so disinterested about the availability and indeed in the topic in general that I don't care if you smoke it or not.

You monster. Russell Brown cares about the ready availability of fine bush weed. Why do you hate the left?

Nice roundup Marx, quite funny how Julie Christie has screwed the pooch on this one.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

My partner buys a lot of advertising in her job - weirdest thing is that the TV channel with the biggest audience of young Maori is TV1 :wtc:

---

Al Thompson from Scoop has a little bit on the changes at the Herald and the increasing commercial stress at NZ news organisations
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL1504/S00093/an-investigative-news-media-blood-bath-500-words.htm

quote:

There is one example of editorial pressure being applied which is a good example of the genre.

In October last year Anne Gibson wrote this story : "Tears flow from worker at SkyCity meeting", the union had turned up and spoken about work conditions at NZ's gambling giant, the highly politically connected Sky City Casino company.

Anne Gibson, wife of NBR Managing Editor Neville Gibson is a hugely experienced business reporter and lightyears away from wet when it comes to business matters. Sky City was livid. They wanted an apology. (It's worth pointing out at this point that Sky City's PR chief is former Christchurch Press Political Editor Colin Espiner.)

Sky city went over Tim Murphy's head direct to Jane Hastings. In the wash up Tim apparently looked at the story closely and decided that there was nothing in it that warranted an apology. But then some strange events occurred. A senior (unnamed) Herald editorial staff member was sent over to Sky City to discuss the story. And shortly after a right of reply editorial piece appeared in the paper in which Sky City discussed its contributions to the community.



tl:dr:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFtrb9ypqwg

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

I like how the 49% Colmar poll was released on Sunday and noone in this thread has even referred to it.

5 terms and a knighthood

dusty
Nov 30, 2004


Too loving true.. I'm bourgie scum and can't imagine stumping up cash for something serious. God knows how genuine poors (the 50% of the population below the median wage) afford lawyering.

Recently bought house. Accessing Kiwisaver and the HNZC first home subsidy is nice and all, but created 3 times the work for my lawyer compared to the simple conveyancing for the property. I poo poo you not, by the time they have prepared four solicitor certificates and umpteen letters of instruction to superfunds and HNZC - the amount of make-busy legal churn-work is ridiculous.

It's a special gently caress-you to anyone GenX and younger from the boomer generation; and extra 4-5 hours of lawyer work all told. loving boomers.

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Unpaid recommedation: first home buyers in Wellington should consider Brian Geary Law. He's a right gent, who does a ton of extra kiwisaver application crap for gratis. A top oval office.

dusty fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Apr 21, 2015

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Rawshark just got knicked

http://laudafinem.com/2015/04/21/wh...ty-connections/

quote:

LF have learned that the New Zealand police have just arrested Auckland law student and cyber activist Ben Rachinger following his online admissions surrounding the Raw-shark hack of Kiwi Blogger Cameron Slater’s computer systems and social media accounts. Rachinger is a law student at Auckland University and is allegedly close to Lynn Prentice and various other players at Labour party rag the Standard. Mr Rachinger has apparently already been released from police custody.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Exclamation Marx posted:

Labour-aligned? really?

LF hates the standard as much as Whale because of Matt Bloomfield or something, so expect him to be called a paid Labour Party pedophile.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

WarpedNaba posted:

What's the recommended dress code for the Dawn service? I've never been to one before.

Hangover, beater, stubbies and flag as a cape

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

TheDailyBlog posted:

This is a guest blog from an anonymous waitress about the way John Key kept touching her when he repeatedly visited her place of work. The waitress contacted us with her story, The Daily Blog did not seek her out or pressure her in anyway to write this blog. We are protecting her identity so she is not punished by her employer or social media victim blaming. - See more at: http://thedailyblog.co.nz/2015/04/22/exclusive-the-prime-minister-and-the-waitress/#sthash.vcbJ6r84.hkCP03WW.dpuf
:wtc:

Ready your gifs of Key touching children's hair

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

No Minister is outraged on behalf of the real victim here


http://nominister.blogspot.co.nz/2015/04/je-suis-john-key.html

quote:

Je suis John Key

David Cunliffe's Marriage to Karen Price dissolves amid suggestions that the great helmsman might be doing some homework with a particularly bubbly political reporter with an impeccable pedigree.

Helen Clark marries a professor and it is later revealed it was an arranged marriage to satisfy the troughmaster general' considered opinion that to reach the exhaulted office of PM she should be "Married", it was suggested later that the blushing bride was in fact in tears.
That it later degenerated somewhat with a hurried exit from LA of "hubby" with rumours of high level diplomatic intervention was never 'news'.

David Lange's marriage is a shambolic charade when David gets more than a little too friendly with his senior speech writer Margaret Pope who was later described as the Fourth Labour Government's very own Yoko Ono a reference to the woman credited with the breakup of the Beetles.

David Parker becomes a jiggilo when he usurps stroke victim and Labour stalwart Chris Knox's woman.

Lecherous Len "pantsdown" Brown has an adulterous affair with a person holding a position with the Mayor's council and the sordid affair is revealed after a second term victory with major emphasis on his loving family life among his powerbase voters of Manakau.

John Key tugs a coffee waitresses pigtail in a cafe he frequents and later apologises adding a couple of bottles of wine when he is made aware he has been causing some apparent degree of upset to the young lady.

Three Prime Ministers and two wannabe also rans and the Mayor of our largest city all involved in what many might think are lapses in judgement.
Five from team red and one from team blue but one of these Six is a standout, for a very simple reason.

Here is one clue.

Five of them only became common knowledge after they happened the sixth also became revealed some time later but for what may turn out to be different circumstances.
You may be still guessing what was the profound difference to the treatment the standout one received.

Here it is, does any one recall any of the team red incidents being the lead item on TVOne six pm infotainment hour.

At present John Key is enroute for Gallipoli centenary events on the peninsula that many accept is where our nationhood and that of our Aussie cousins was forged and the ANZAC legend was born.
Today on his tatty raving socialist blog, Two votes Martyn Martin Bradbury launches the big reveal about the Key incident based on the evidence of the still anonymous young woman.
The incident happened some weeks ago and the luvvies who spend their days looking in vain for the big shootout that will leave Mr Key bleeding out from wounds, were on fire.
All laid out as the lead off for the state TVs flagship news effort.

Yes Key was imprudent and it is yet to be revealed as to what motivated the "Victim" who apparently accepted an apology, and presumably has disposed of the wine, but the timing and the whole methodology of the expose leave me thinking there could well be some remarkable similarities to the Honey trap that sank the SS Richard Worth when his indiscretion partner was found to be very close politically and socially to one Philip Goff.

One Of Keys endearing traits that have seen him hold remarkable polling strength is his affable, approachable normal bloke persona that has him continually being confronted with the "selfie" epidemic, so news that someone has taken offense after some nine years at the helm of National "is the end of the dream", gimme a break please.

FFS it was in broad daylight, in public, in the company of wife Bronagh, at a café regularly attended when some normality is being sought, but that wont save him, he is a rapist, a liar, a sloth and he is proven to be totally unfit to be our Prime minister, hanging will be too kind.

This ending of the Key administration is right up there with Tony Abbott downing a 'schooner' of Victorian Bitter.

Psst luvvies your slip is showing.

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dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Infotainment! posted:

Literally the minister responsible for them when they acted illegally, head of the cabinet that wildly increased their abilities.

This is literally why Helen Clark was such a poo poo Prime Minister. The Labour luvvies who still talk of her with their hearts in their throats make me wanna spew.

Little at least seems the closest yet to match her political competence, but I suspect he might be as politically gutless as she was.

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