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dogcrash truther
youre meant to eat the syringe, too. its not edible, but youre meant to eat it

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tao of lmao

hot dog wrapped in bacon injected with oreo stuffing

Koishi Komeiji



The dessert sub: Icing balls in cake batter sauce on a regular subway bun.

dogcrash truther
a note from your husband, begging you to start taking better care of your health, for the children

bog pixie

deepfreid rat heads in a popcorn chicken box - they are advertised as mouse heads

Salmiakki


bog pixie posted:

deepfreid rat heads in a popcorn chicken box - they are advertised as mouse heads

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Salmiakki


the mcrib, its back

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Koishi Komeiji



A can of frosting and a beer.

Diqnol

A bag of doritos deep fried and covered in chocolate

dogcrash truther

True and Real posted:

A bag of doritos deep fried and covered in chocolate

the title says "new fast food idea"

yeah actually they will
3-4 inch carrot and celery flavoured corn snacks w/ pot of sour cream flavoured corn dust for dipping

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


bog pixie

The Shark Tank - fish shaped chicken nuggets in a rectangular plastic tank. the tank is full of ranch but the ranch is see through and purple colored. sold only during shark week

Koishi Komeiji



A diaper full of creamed corn and ketchup.

bog pixie

replace a drink on any order with the same sized cup full of ranch

Diqnol

A stack of bacon wrapped in a tortilla with ketchup

dogcrash truther posted:

the title says "new fast food idea"

Is that a thing somewhere?

bog pixie

sugar eye drops

bacalou


three gogurt tubes filled with sriracha mayo, taped together "big gulp" style

bog pixie

bog pixie posted:

sugar eye drops

you can taste them in your eyes, and they make you see only the fast food chain's logo colors for 30 minutes

bog pixie

if a food chain tries to hire you by PM - please do NOT take the job.

bacalou


a frozen fish stick wrapped in a head shot of grace jones and deep fried

Rick
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Filet Mignon Poppers.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.
drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
A frog dog.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Individual captain crunches impaled with toothpicks.

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Doghouse

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
honeycomb scampi with bacon mango sauce

For the times that you want to go and bust rhymes real slow, i'll appear, slap you on the face, and enjoy the show. Oh, this dope nose.

Rick
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Chipotle Hominy Bitez

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.
bacalou


a bag of fortune cookies, each one containing a promise you failed to keep

dogcrash truther

Rick posted:

Filet Mignon Poppers.

dogcrash truther

Rick posted:

Chipotle Hominy Bitez

holuy poo poo

dogcrash truther
get that man a contract

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


that sounds gross dct what the hell

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


skim milk chips

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

taint bacon

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

taint bacon

gooch brunch

Crap

blood sausage, but the blood is human AIDS blood


scrub lover is good

fuck. marry. t-rex

French fries but instead of salt it is sugar :twisted:

fuck. marry. t-rex

French fries except they are made with jullianed apples instead of potatoes :twisted:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Crap posted:

blood sausage, but the blood is human AIDS blood

AIDS would not survive the sausage making process, but Spongiform Encephalopathy would.

fuck. marry. t-rex

French fries but the portion is served in:twisted: a really huge card board holder so peeps think you ate like 3x as many fries as you did

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fuck. marry. t-rex

French fries but I baked them instead and there it's no oil or grease :twisted:

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