new fast food idea: deep fried potato wedged into a mug of bavarian cream

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Diqnol

French fry patty on a sesame seed bun

# ? Jan 16, 2015 21:45

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# ? May 7, 2024 19:44

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Prodigal T-REX posted:

French fries but I baked them instead and there it's no oil or grease

you monster

# ? Jan 16, 2015 21:48

bacalou

green grapes carefully peeled and covered with purple grape skins

# ? Jan 16, 2015 21:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

bacalou posted:

green grapes carefully peeled and covered with purple grape skins

whoa

# ? Jan 16, 2015 21:53

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

I wedged ur mom in cream yesterday lol

# ? Jan 16, 2015 22:11

Wrestlepig: my mum says im cool

Cold Dog

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:24

bacalou

perfectly cylindrical burrito that can be placed on those hot dog cooking racks

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:26

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Fondue but its a bubbling pot of mayonnaise

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:27

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

sub sandwich but like a giant corn dog filled with sub stuff and fried
no stick

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:29

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Mcfoiegras canadian geese force fed with ranch dressing hoses

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:30

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

om nom nom posted:

Fondue but its a bubbling pot of mayonnaise

fondon't

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:31

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Popcorn calamari

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:33

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

boiled toast

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:35

bacalou

powdered bottles of crystal pepsi to snort

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:38

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

cocktail: jack and horsey.

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:42

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

A club sandwich but the club is the aarp and its just layers of shag carpet, crushed little angels figurines and mothballs on whole wheat, served on a diaper.

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:49

bacalou

an eight cut pizza pie with three slices missing and an apology letter taped inside

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:51

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

fried caesar salad

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:52

bacalou

the memory of a ninja turtles ice cream popsicle

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:54

verily carefree

bacalou posted:

an eight cut pizza pie with three slices missing and an apology letter taped inside

also all th etoppings have been eaten off the pizza

# ? Jan 16, 2015 23:55

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Mountain Dew Backwash Blitz (exclusive flavor)

# ? Jan 17, 2015 00:21

I.N.R.I

A gingerbread toilet filled with BYOB posts

# ? Jan 17, 2015 00:31

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

I.N.R.I posted:

A gingerbread toilet filled with BYOB posts

a toilet that shits in MY mouth?! why I never

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:13

Pinche Rudo

Gumball ice cream deep fried in duck fat and served with baconator foam

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:17

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

I would both own and consume a gingerbread toilet if it was full of eggnog.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:20

Pinche Rudo

Shamrock shake made with heavy whipping cream and combos

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:21

bacalou

silverback gorilla with gummy worms instead of bones

still alive

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:24

Pinche Rudo

A special 20 course meal at the French Laundry with wine pairing but you have to share it with a nude George RR Martin who is constantly slathering himself in cocoa butter and masturbating

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:24

El Spider

a protein shake in a baby bottle

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:28

Pinche Rudo

Fish sticks served off of nude retired NBA Center Vlade Divac

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:30

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

hamburger milkshake

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:34

City of Glompton

a squirt of nacho cheese in a mountain dew jello pod

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:37

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

ranch shots

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:38

bacalou

i wish combo meals had nicknames instead of numbers

'hi i'd like a big hustler with rangs as my side-o'

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:42

Pinche Rudo

Imitation crab flavored greek yogurt now with more chunks of imitation crab on the bottom!

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:53

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

Tonight for dinner, I poured a can of ranch style beans, drained, and a can of hominy, drained, into this kinda big bowl. I then added a heaping spoonful of minced garlic out of a bigass jar they were selling at the store for $5, dripped on some siracha as needed, and ate it. It cost me about $2 and took about 2 minutes to make. I think that was pretty fast.

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:54

Pinche Rudo

Banana flavored fun dip but instead of a candy stick for dipping its a vienna sausage

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:55

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

a ten-gallon bucket of mayonnaise topped with a single yellow M&M

# ? Jan 17, 2015 01:59

Pinche Rudo

Creamed corn served in the helmet of future NFL Hall of Fame QB Brett favre

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

# ? Jan 17, 2015 02:07

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# ? May 7, 2024 19:44

City of Glompton

deep-fried milkshake bites soaked in mochacchino sauce, with a maraschino cherry garnish

kfc fried chicken skin scoops with your choice of brown or country gravy

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 17, 2015 02:08

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