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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Fungah! posted:

lol if you've never felt the simple joy of another man's dick in your rear end

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Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

PantsBandit posted:

kaiden probably gives men tug jobs with hsi mind. hosed up...

Teh Mothafwiggin Pants Bandit!

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

it is fully gay, and, therefore, very good.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
It's gay not to do it, op

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012

Mr. Pumroy posted:

:rolleyes: accidentally put a man's cock in my rear end, accidentally caressed his chiseled pecs, accidentally wrapped my tongue around his, panting his name breathlessly, accidentally ejaculated to the rhythm of his pumping penis, boy i'm just a klutz!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
When DA:I came out a lot of impers made a beeline to Iron Bull butt sex.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

When DA:I came out a lot of impers made a beeline to Iron Bull butt sex.

I haven't played that one yet and I'm afraid of what I might do

Soral
May 30, 2009

yes

(source: im gay)

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox


PantsBandit posted:

any small gay act could shatter my fragile sexual identity

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
You are already gay, op

spacebrospiff
May 2, 2013

i think you're gay if you are sexually attracted to the same sex as you OP. hth. maybe ask youself how same sex videogame relationships make you feel. its never too late to evaluate who you are and your values.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

spacebrospiff posted:

i think you're gay if you are sexually attracted to the same sex as you OP. hth. maybe ask youself how same sex videogame relationships make you feel. its never too late to evaluate who you are and your values.

good point but what if I want to play as a female character and still experience the enthralling romance systems of my favorite bioware rpgs? It's a hard choice.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I don't think it's gay, but I always seem to remain celibate if I do a lady PC in biware games.

edit: I actually romanced Solas in DA:I, but I completely forgot about it because he dumps you instead of giving you a sex scene.

Hahah. I'm still pissed about dwarf scout tho
Like real talk don't give me the dialogue option for no reason

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

thank you for the guidance.

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


This is highly problematic.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
One vote for GAY OP!

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

Romancing a pretty girl vs playing as a pretty girl

a classic conundrum, don't you think

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
[Duke Nukem clicks on this thread]: I don't have time to play with myself

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
No more than it's abusive to beat up videogame children.

By that I mean yes it is, but only if your male character is the receiver and/or the balls touch.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Strong Convections posted:

No more than it's abusive to beat up videogame children.

By that I mean yes it is, but only if your male character is the receiver and/or the balls touch.

i hate this post. i hate it a whole lot.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
Thats ok we hate all of yours

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Coolguye posted:

Thats ok we hate all of yours

you bitch

AtlasToked
Sep 14, 2014

Mr. Pumroy posted:

:rolleyes: accidentally put a man's cock in my rear end, accidentally caressed his chiseled pecs, accidentally wrapped my tongue around his, panting his name breathlessly, accidentally ejaculated to the rhythm of his pumping penis, boy i'm just a klutz!

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Mr. Pumroy posted:

:rolleyes: accidentally put a man's cock in my rear end, accidentally caressed his chiseled pecs, accidentally wrapped my tongue around his, panting his name breathlessly, accidentally ejaculated to the rhythm of his pumping penis, boy i'm just a klutz!

oh man if i had a nickel every time this happened to me

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Seshoho Cian posted:

Romancing a pretty girl vs playing as a pretty girl

a classic conundrum, don't you think
Do both problem solved.

liquid courage
Aug 12, 2011

lol if you're not getting in-game man rear end on the reg

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

This thread blows.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Knuc U Kinte posted:

This thread blows.

That's actually what I'm trying to avoid

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

who cares, OP

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

Dexters Secret posted:

i hate this post. i hate it a whole lot.

Your rivalmancing makes me swoon.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kylra posted:

Do both problem solved.

This. Topic locked.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Dexters Secret posted:

oh man if i had a nickel every time this happened to me

You'd be a really cheap Rentboy

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000
Yes, but only because any game with romance options in it, is gay.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Gentlemen! The Iron Bull just plowed my twink elf rear end in a top hat on Dragon Age Inqusition.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

Gentlemen! The Iron Bull just plowed my twink elf rear end in a top hat on Dragon Age Inqusition.

Dude, nice.

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

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