Finger skateboarding is gay

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dogcrash truther

As an adult man who spends my free time painting tiny goblins with a qtip, fingerboarding is totally retarded to me and I hope all fingerpunks get a wasting disease

# ? Jan 17, 2015 18:52

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# ? May 7, 2024 15:25

ulvir

haha nice band-aid dumbass, did you sprain your finger doing a kick-flip grind with that plastic toy?

# ? Jan 17, 2015 18:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ulvir posted:

haha nice band-aid dumbass, did you sprain your finger doing a kick-flip grind with that plastic toy?

erm, the coarse texture of the band aid fibers allow the fingers better purchase on the board. even i lnew that i dont know anything about finger skate boarding. actuall, y i hate it. its nowhere near as good as uhhh the wire, or bioshock infinite, which are both great and if you like other videogames insetad of them then i'll kill you

# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:25

I.N.R.I

Lol.. this guy on the finger skate boarding forums that i browse (fr fun, i hate finger skateboarding but its nice to lurk around and read the retarded posts that these hipsters maek every single day of their patetic lives) said he was quitting finger skateboarding and getting into video games. i was like ya, respecteble.. but then came the list of games hed bought and the console he bought them for. i couldnt believe my eyes. holy poo poo. lmfao. just lmfao. just laughing my loving rear end off

# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:38

dogcrash truther

I.N.R.I posted:

Lol.. this guy on the finger skate boarding forums that i browse (fr fun, i hate finger skateboarding but its nice to lurk around and read the retarded posts that these hipsters maek every single day of their patetic lives) said he was quitting finger skateboarding and getting into video games. i was like ya, respecteble.. but then came the list of games hed bought and the console he bought them for. i couldnt believe my eyes. holy poo poo. lmfao. just lmfao. just laughing my loving rear end off

Xbox one, no doubt

# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:47

bwatts

rofl

# ? Jan 17, 2015 19:53

GEExCEE

Crimea, 1945

FDR : Ya dude you should have seen it, it was loving gnary. 720 airwalk off the pipe then I did a kickflip into a classic 50/50 along the whole rail, Uit was crazy

WC: Woaw... that's Sick bro!!

STALIN [completely serious]: That deck is like 4 inches long max... what the gently caress are you talking about...

[FDR&WC]: ....

FDR wheels himself out of the room. An aide shuts the door after him. Quiet sobbing can be heard from behind the door.

WC: Smooth dude. Real smooth.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 20:07

fuck. marry. t-rex

I drive a 1993 honda civic and I like anime and manga.

E: I've got blisters on my fingers I'll let you decide what from

# ? Jan 17, 2015 20:09

Dr Cheeto

Prodigal T-REX posted:

I drive a 1993 honda civic and I like anime and manga.

E: I've got blisters on my fingers I'll let you decide what from

practicing sweet kick flips ?

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 20:12

fuck. marry. t-rex

Dr Cheeto posted:

practicing sweet kick flips ?

No. The hilt of my blade chafes my index finger after cutting things in twain and also I do a lot of the lewd double entendre version of that as well.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 20:16

deep dish peat moss

I.N.R.I posted:

chyeah... put another hole in my indoor cardboard halfpipe today so i said gently caress it. i took my 4" Skully Piston with custom FUCH HED wheels (ceramic bearings bro!!!) to a real skatepark.. let me tell you i was beaten, i n one instance i had a water bottle filled with rocks thrown at me which missed my head by like 1ft maximum, and loving poo poo bag children spat on me and told me to gently caress off out of their way. but i dont care. and lets face it until they can land a 720 like i can then i should have the right of way here.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 21:27

Telemundoz: CHEE

# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:05

ZeroCount

sure you might be able to live a fulfilling life with other humans and without having to break down and cry on the phone to grandma every evening (mum died and dad rotates between being in the army and in prison) but can you do this sicknasty finger ollie?

yeah I didn't think so. Life's all about trade-offs

# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:26

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

with fingerskateboarding you can slow down time at the best part of a trick, something you cant do on a regular skateboard

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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:39

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

fingerskateboarding is every bit as dangerous as footskateboarding, and dont ever call it fingerskating, we are nothing those figure8 icefags

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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:43

Scaly Haylie

i'm pretty glad birds on finger skateboards are a thing.

# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:44

playground tough

i legitimately used to fingerboard

someone buy me one and ill kikglip for byob lets shred some gnars

# ? Jan 18, 2015 02:07

Scaly Haylie

Squirrel007 posted:

i legitimately used to fingerboard

someone buy me one and ill kikglip for byob lets shred some gnars

if fingerboards are valued to the point that you can't trivially buy one, we have failed as a society

# ? Jan 18, 2015 02:09

Telemundoz: CHEE

Can we get some more birds on fingerboards?

# ? Jan 18, 2015 05:44

Senior Management

dogcrash truther posted:

As an adult man who spends my free time painting tiny goblins with a qtip, fingerboarding is totally retarded to me and I hope all fingerpunks get a wasting disease

please paint some Plague Marines and Zombies for me along with Typhus.

:jerry: