Finger skateboarding is gay

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GoodbyeTurtles

Squirrel007 posted:

# ? Jan 18, 2015 21:36

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# ? May 7, 2024 13:57

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

Whats worse: being a professional gamer or being a professional fingerboarder?

# ? Jan 18, 2015 21:36

playground tough

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

weed rear end hat? finger skate board? professional gaming keyboard?

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:01

Hustle Hound: all is known

Squirrel007 posted:

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# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:03

GoodbyeTurtles

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# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:34

GEExCEE

my wife hates children

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:40

GEExCEE

# ? Jan 18, 2015 22:46

playground tough

In case you guys wanna know where all the pros hang out:
http://www.fingerflipinc.com/forum/

In retrospect its kinda a cool community. Lots of kids learning about digital art and gaining crafting skills and poo poo.

heres a website you can pay 32 euros for a set of wheels with bearings in them :psyduck:

http://www.yellowoodstore.com/wheels/prod/500

# ? Jan 18, 2015 23:50

I.N.R.I

oliwan posted:

Whats worse: being a professional gamer or being a professional fingerboarder?

it depends on who answers the qiestion

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:09

I.N.R.I

*nlows your drat mind w zen knowledge or wptever

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Squirrel007 posted:

heres a website you can pay 32 euros for a set of wheels with bearings in them
http://www.yellowoodstore.com/wheels/prod/500

whoa whoa whoa. don't try to fingerboard with such inferior equipment. The expensive stuff costs more up front, but there's a reason why all the pros use it.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:14

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

I.N.R.I posted:

it depends on who answers the qiestion

god

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# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:19

Fax Sender: kiss my ass

finger broads

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:31

I.N.R.I

The sex act of fingering a female ftw,. love those puns. I see these kinds of puns all the ti,me on the finger skateboarding forum that i ruthlessly troll (byob) and theyre always really funny

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:33

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

you can also finger a male, you cis scum

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# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:36

I.N.R.I

oliwan posted:

you can also finger a male, you cis scum

listen m8, im the last person on these fiorums who needs to be lectured about political correctness.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:48

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

I.N.R.I posted:

listen m8, im the last person on these fiorums who needs to be lectured about political correctness.

lol yes that's why you simply "forget" about anal fingering, lol sure thing

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:53

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

very convenient

# ? Jan 19, 2015 00:57

Fax Sender: kiss my ass

I.N.R.I posted:

The sex act of fingering a female ftw,. love those puns. I see these kinds of puns all the ti,me on the finger skateboarding forum that i ruthlessly troll (byob) and theyre always really funny

thanks man

# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:09

playground tough

Fax Sender posted:

finger broads

# ? Jan 19, 2015 01:11

Scaly Haylie

oliwan posted:

you can also finger a male, you cis scum

i'll have you know that many of the males on byob could be described as broad.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:22

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

none of my homosexual friends fingerboard op

but they think its gay

ty bacalou!

# ? Jan 19, 2015 04:59

BCR

Didn't know there was such a thing op. Thanks for being emotionally invested.

# ? Jan 19, 2015 09:40

Telemundoz: CHEE

# ? Jan 21, 2015 11:33

ulvir

Telemundoz posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 12:02

ass

Wyat are some good ways of messing with gay finger skateborders? Sometimes I like to Super Glue the lovely tiny wheels of their skateboardsa nd watch as they lay confused as to why their lovely skateboards wont work

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# ? Jan 21, 2015 12:27

ulvir

put a wet coat of paint on top the deck for some multi-level trolling

# ? Jan 21, 2015 13:45

I.N.R.I

rear end posted:

Wyat are some good ways of messing with gay finger skateborders? Sometimes I like to Super Glue the lovely tiny wheels of their skateboardsa nd watch as they lay confused as to why their lovely skateboards wont work

i like to post insulting thereads about thenm on the internet and watch them QQ and imagine their 4 inch thick spectacles steaming up irl

# ? Jan 21, 2015 18:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 18:12

ulvir

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

# ? Jan 21, 2015 18:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 22:11

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

you know you can make a career doing the fb competitive circuit... hate all you want but I ghostflip coast to coast repping the pro cup hard for that sweet sweet prize money. I travel cross country doing a sport kids do for fun and i'm paid for it. I'm living on five digits.

# ? Jan 21, 2015 23:09

Scaly Haylie

the facebook competitive circuit

# ? Jan 22, 2015 00:46

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

I.N.R.I posted:

Holy shi.t.. i cant believe this finger skateboard artist is using Super Boney wheels on a Spacefuck board ... thats insanely retarded. Im not even intpo finger skateboarding and i know that. It just goes to show that all finger skateboarders are retarded homosexuals who proabably watch japanese cartoons insetad of normal tv

ok first off look i didnt read the thread and i dont know what a finger or a skateboard is so im not into it at ALL but you are wrong as a dead mans dick about the Boney/Spacefuck combo. it catches poo poo a lot for being high maint and less stable than something more popular like a Birdcock/Hamb but with someone who takes the TIME to GET USED TO IT its got some of the best vertical scrunting and g-forces in the sport period