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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

moose face posted:

i have just reviewed yet another bathroom but i could hardly contain my excitement so i accidentally switched the camera off on a couple occasions so this review is a trilogy


PART I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAhMfFE2Ac4
PART II https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HooCDhhDjKo
PART III https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d91RvXeTHg

i'm still reeling over this one I am pretty sure you could live in this bathroom i mean it truly, like maybe if someone brought you food once in a while like chinese food maybe. I think that would be fitting because you are living in luxury at the bank and asians are good with numbers

Truly an "elite" bathroom. Very classy and I'm digging the security access as well!

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Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

a starwar betamax posted:

the scale varies from four to 10 flushes... depending on if the restroom is residential or commercial please read the op before embarrassing yourself with niave questions that ka

my appologies.. i had thought the scale to be fixed at either 5 or ten flushes, or to additively reach 15 flushes for mutiple-purpose restrooms..

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

TEAYCHES posted:

its pretty obvious that 2/4 flushes would be a 50% review and 4/10 flushes would be a 40% review.. what the gently caress its not htat hard

actually 2/4 flushes is a 38% review because 4 is still deducted from the full 10 flushes. each flush is worth 1/10th of the valuation of the full flush range hope this helps

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Good Lord Fisher! posted:

my appologies.. i had thought the scale to be fixed at either 5 or ten flushes, or to additively reach 15 flushes for mutiple-purpose restrooms..

yes it does that as well. you can think of it more as a pie chart if that helps

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

a starwar betamax posted:

yes it does that as well. you can think of it more as a pie chart if that helps

oh!! it does, thank you..

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
the strange world of womens restroom's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4FBs5tQtIA

http://youtu.

a star war betamax fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Feb 20, 2015

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

that video does not exist..

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I'm so sorry I repaired it

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
while the effort certainly entertained me, women face a real obstacle in being true professional restroom reviewers. they lack the emotional detachment needed for a truly objective judgement on the lavatories. i consider that 100 flushes score non canon but id be willing to accept it if scored by a non-female :)

Tigern
Sep 6, 2012

possibly tiger
Grimey Drawer
If the womans video is in a womans restroom should a man watch it? I feel like that would not be right...

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

welcum to the coveted mile "high" club of restroom reviewers

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





:eyepop:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



betamax adding value to the internet at allarming rates

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Carver Crisis posted:

while the effort certainly entertained me, women face a real obstacle in being true professional restroom reviewers. they lack the emotional detachment needed for a truly objective judgement on the lavatories. i consider that 100 flushes score non canon but id be willing to accept it if scored by a non-female :)

who can truly know the mind of a woman

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
on thing that concerns me.... what if a women is on her "period" and she gives a rr an unfairly negative review....?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Perhaps women should only provide video evindence with out commentary and leave the reviewing to the "pros"

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

steinrokkan posted:

Perhaps women should only provide video evindence with out commentary and leave the reviewing to the "pros"

I agree and here is a solid logical review to cleanse the pellet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKlaKmFdmk

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I for one am glad to finally see a woman's perspective on toilet ratings. They have been underrepresented for far too long imo

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
pls keep the restroomgate talk in the hellthread

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:

I agree and here is a solid logical review to cleanse the pellet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKlaKmFdmk

wow this is something else. fanstastic masonry

edit: what else can be said really this is pronably the nicest kmart bathroom i have ever seen

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Feb 21, 2015

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
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Edit:WENDYS / TIM HORTON combo washroom * OH&S has been: http://youtu.be/8bpZeX4S6yw

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Feb 21, 2015

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

moose face posted:

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Edit:WENDYS / TIM HORTON combo washroom * OH&S has been: http://youtu.be/8bpZeX4S6yw

I admire your tenacity to continue the review regardless of other occupants. That's the kind of go-getter we need around here.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

I admire your tenacity to continue the review regardless of other occupants. That's the kind of go-getter we need around here.

things got a little bit weird but sometimes you need to get out of your comfort zone if one was is to preform a comprehensive review. I am still in shock over that sink though, someone could get hurt and the proper authorities have been notified

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
wow that sink is a ticking timebomb imho

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

wow that sink is a ticking timebomb imho

it's really something I don't even know how to deal with it. It doesn't make sense. the mind recoils in horror

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Guesr review,:woman that i know (sexuallly) restroom GUEST REVIEW (girls bathroom): http://youtu.be/ySaVuKcmlt0

Thank you Jonah for the spectac review

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Feb 21, 2015

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

moose face posted:

Guesr review,:woman that i know (sexuallly) restroom GUEST REVIEW (girls bathroom): http://youtu.be/ySaVuKcmlt0

Thank you Jonah for the spectac review

you are hitting that so that adds like 10 points to the review

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gnarlyhotep posted:

you are hitting that so that adds like 10 points to the review

*fist bump*

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

moose face posted:

Guesr review,:woman that i know (sexuallly) restroom GUEST REVIEW (girls bathroom): http://youtu.be/ySaVuKcmlt0

Thank you Jonah for the spectac review

that s the restroom of.... a mentally deranged individual

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
why do you american fellows so often use two-valve faucets instead of single-handle faucets in ur restrooms. i thought you were supposed to be a developed country

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a starwar betamax posted:

that s the restroom of.... a mentally deranged individual

its touch and go. we don't know where things are going. the state of the restroom is a huge factor here

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot

steinrokkan posted:

why do you american fellows so often use two-valve faucets instead of single-handle faucets in ur restrooms. i thought you were supposed to be a developed country

let's just get this out of the way. you have way more control over the exact temperature coming out of the faucet with two valves

i mean, unless you're just some loving autist who has spent time memorizing the temperature to angle relationship with a single valve faucet

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

itsgotmetoo posted:


i mean, unless you're just some loving autist who has spent time memorizing the temperature to angle relationship with a single valve faucet

Hello.

Just curious, are you familiar with people on the Internet?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

itsgotmetoo posted:

let's just get this out of the way. you have way more control over the exact temperature coming out of the faucet with two valves

i mean, unless you're just some loving autist who has spent time memorizing the temperature to angle relationship with a single valve faucet

it's muscle memory. you need to get valve positions just right with two valves, too.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I prefer two valves because I'm an adult who needs precision temp control




.... also the system is simpler and has less moving parts to fail

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

a starwar betamax posted:

I prefer two valves because I'm an adult who needs precision temp control




.... also the system is simpler and has less moving parts to fail

you're just rationalising your country's abhorrent state of plumbing, aren't you?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

SnowblindFatal posted:

you're just rationalising your country's abhorrent state of plumbing, aren't you?

actually our plumbing is a light shining on the hill for the world

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm torn on the single / dual valve issue. its like Sophia's choice

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i've got to go check my faucets

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
restroom: toilet, sink, mirror, trashcan

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