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Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
Against all odds you convinced a parent not to get an inappropriate pet, which they responded to with aplomb, and now you're throwing a fit?

Do you not believe in keeping animals as pets or something, only animal companions? Or do you believe that children are only torturers and not learners? Five is young, but there are plenty of respectful, gentle seven year olds that just want to care for their pet properly and be good herp-parents.

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Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

That's pretty rich from somebody who had ferrets.

Do you even know how many animals you have, now?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Mocking Bird posted:

Do you not believe in keeping animals as pets or something, only animal companions?

Yes. Exactly.


Fraction posted:

Do you even know how many animals you have, now?

More than you do because I dont live in a tiny lovely house with my mommy and no room :smug:

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

More than you do because I dont live in a tiny lovely house with my mommy and no room :smug:

Oh look I'm being a twat on my high horse and ignoring my awful hoarder tendencies, boo loving hoo

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I always liked your posts, fluffy bunnies. :( Come back when your meds are back in full effect.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

E: ^^^^ I don't take meds except for asthma. I just alternate between fakeposting and honestposting.

Fraction posted:

Oh look I'm being a twat on my high horse and ignoring my awful hoarder tendencies, boo loving hoo

Hey I don't have a horse, that's why my last name is NoHorse, remember?

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


AKA she just lives to troll everyone (fakepost) and have sex with her dogs (honestpost)

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Fraction posted:

AKA she just lives to troll everyone (fakepost) and have sex with her dogs (honestpost)

Look you have to gently caress your dog to join PIFB. Even you did it so it's not like you can hold it against me.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Look you have to gently caress your dog to join PIFB. Even you did it so it's not like you can hold it against me.

Nope. Just you and your gross fetish.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Fraction posted:

Nope. Just you and your gross fetish.

You've got no proof other than what you dream about every night.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


t think your post history speaks for itself. If there were any worthwhile loving mods on this place you would be banned forever so we didn't have to deal with your twattitude anymore, but alas.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Mocking Bird posted:

Against all odds you convinced a parent not to get an inappropriate pet, which they responded to with aplomb, and now you're throwing a fit?

Do you not believe in keeping animals as pets or something, only animal companions? Or do you believe that children are only torturers and not learners? Five is young, but there are plenty of respectful, gentle seven year olds that just want to care for their pet properly and be good herp-parents.

Sorry; completely skipped past your post, but THIS.

This is the correct response to OP's questions, not Fluffy Bunnies batshittery.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

You know what I'd do if they banned me? I'd re register because I'm not some poor who has to bow to mommy's will. Does she spank you when you're a bad girl, too? Or do you leave that up to your girlfriend?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

You know what I'd do if they banned me? I'd re register because I'm not some poor who has to bow to mommy's will. Does she spank you when you're a bad girl, too? Or do you leave that up to your girlfriend?

:allears: There really is no low you won't sink to, is there? Anyone who isn't a straight white middle class boring bitch just isn't good enough, huh?

Cless Alvein
May 25, 2007
Bloopity Bloo
When the gently caress did you turn into such a huge raging oval office, Fluffy Bunnies?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

E: ^^^^ 1/9/2009

Fraction posted:

:allears: There really is no low you won't sink to, is there? Anyone who isn't a straight white middle class boring bitch just isn't good enough, huh?

Well yeah. I'm sorry but if you wouldn't be allowed in 3O's condo, then you aren't cool enough to own reptiles.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Cless Alvein posted:

When the gently caress did you turn into such a huge raging oval office, Fluffy Bunnies?

She's been an utter bitch forever. I didn't like her before she joined PIFB, I don't like her posting her inane troll bullshit there, and I still don't loving like her now.

Silver Nitrate
Oct 17, 2005

WHAT
I like turtles

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
:munch:

Meltdown time.



I was serous about that Whites Tree Frog, Jekub. 5 is probably too young but they're super low maintenance, fun to watch hunt, they can change color and they're pretty long lived. I loved mine and he lived about 12 years. He was much easier to handle than most other herps I've seen, too.



Whatever, dude. It must be a hallucination because there's no way to teach a kid not to squeeze the frog until it stops moving.
VVV

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Feb 4, 2015

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Eifert Posting posted:

:munch:

Meltdown time.



I was serous about that Whites Tree Frog, Jekub. 5 is probably too young but they're super low maintenance, fun to watch hunt, they can change color and they're pretty long lived. I loved mine and he lived about 12 years. He was much easier to handle than most other herps I've seen, too.

All of these things pretty much disqualify a 5 year old from having one in my honest opinion. Not my "I am making lulz right now" opinion. You get a 5 year old a mouse so when it gets sick of it in 3 days, it only lasts like 6 more months. And when the kid accidentally kills it (or if) then you can feed it to the snake.

E: Ah well I guess we aren't allowed to joke on the forums at all anymore.

Fluffy Bunnies fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Feb 4, 2015

Jekub
Jul 21, 2006

April, May, June, July and August fool

Eifert Posting posted:

I was serous about that Whites Tree Frog, Jekub. 5 is probably too young but they're super low maintenance

Thanks, I was looking at some of the frogs in the shop I'll ask about them next time I'm over that way, but I won't be moving ahead with any plans around moving anything into his room now anyway.

We will reconsider once he is a bit older, the local reptile specialist runs a five week childrens training course on care and handling which our older son attended last year (he is still not allowed the keys to Bullseye the Ball Pythons viv even if he got a certificate, handling and access is on a strictly parental supervision requirement). Once the youngest is old enough to attend the course and we see how he manages that we will revisit this idea.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

You know what I'd do if they banned me? I'd re register because I'm not some poor who has to bow to mommy's will. Does she spank you when you're a bad girl, too? Or do you leave that up to your girlfriend?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Aren't you an Air Force dependent?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Aren't you an Air Force dependent?

No.


Silver Nitrate posted:

I like turtles

I too enjoy turtles because they're generally pretty cool dudes.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Oh so how'd you wind up at Kadena?

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

so how bout them sneks

bwatts
May 28, 2013

somebody got banned in pet island and i thought oh that seems weird i wonder what happened and came here. somebody said that poster fucks her dog and she was all "well you don't have any proof" and that's really weird. is that an acceptable thing here

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

i want a snake. how do i snake. how can I prepare for snake.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

bwatts posted:

somebody got banned in pet island and i thought oh that seems weird i wonder what happened and came here. somebody said that poster fucks her dog and she was all "well you don't have any proof" and that's really weird. is that an acceptable thing here

Fraction and I sometimes team up and make joke fights in threads only this time I got banned.

wtftastic posted:

i want a snake. how do i snake. how can I prepare for snake.

Buy stock in mice. Ask silver nitrate about this.

bwatts
May 28, 2013

why do you gently caress your dog

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

bwatts posted:

why do you gently caress your dog

I don't. It's a PIFB joke.

bwatts
May 28, 2013

you know its illegal to have sex with dogs in a lot of places right

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Fraction and I sometimes team up and make joke fights in threads only this time I got banned.


Buy stock in mice. Ask silver nitrate about this.

Do I have to make my own mice or can I let someone else do this?

bwatts
May 28, 2013

i think its really weird. can you imagine if people were joking about having sex with children? people would tihnk that's hosed up.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
To try and get things back on track I've always wanted a Beardy. Someone post beardy pics. I had a co-worker in high school who'd come in with one chilling out on her shoulder. They seem so chill and neat. :allears:

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
Hi

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

bwatts posted:

i think its really weird. can you imagine if people were joking about having sex with children? people would tihnk that's hosed up.

They would.

By the way, there's a thread right now in BYOB where this guy ran over his rooster with a car and is strangely blase about it, and if anyone wants to probe him for 6 hrs all they have to do is post audio or video of them singing "Rooster" by Alice in Chains.

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

I heard about this really amazing CD called Through A Dog's Ear that is scientifically proven to make dogs more relaxed and less stressed out. Is there a similar product for snakes?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

HEY GUYS I'M LATE TO THE PARTY BUT LET'S SHUT UP AND LET THE REPTILE PEOPLE GET BACK TO CHILLIN IN THEIR THREAD OKAY

Let's also practice not flipping out on people for no reason, we've all spent an awful lot of time trying to repair PI's reputation and things like this don't exactly help.

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Pile of Kittens posted:

I heard about this really amazing CD called Through A Dog's Ear that is scientifically proven to make dogs more relaxed and less stressed out. Is there a similar product for snakes?

snakes don't have ears

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wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

But seriously what is the minimum time and dollar investment for a beginner snake?

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