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GBS Ambassador
Oct 31, 2013
Look at the color of your nipple. If it's pink, you're white. If it's brown, you're brown/darkie/worth less than trash.

For example, the Puerto Rican with pink nipples is whiter than the Jew or Italian with brown nipples. Albinos are legitimately white. Your German uncle with mud nipples deserves to have his rights revoked and/or deported.

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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Being white rules.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
weird but true

open container
Sep 16, 2008

you irl posted:

weird but true

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
people are going to stop saying bad stuff is 'white' this year

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm a human being with less melanin in my skin that some others and my eyes aren't as elliptical as others

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

mookface posted:

I'm a human being with less melanin in my skin that some others and my eyes aren't as elliptical as others

congratulations, you are better than other humans

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

*bows deeply*

Arigato, GBS amassador-san

Nwabudike Morgan
Dec 31, 2007
what if you dont got nips

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
what if there yellow

Barco Fiesta
May 26, 2009




a fantasy of olives
what if you were born without nipples

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

what if you were born without nipples

you're evolving

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Cucking Mama posted:

people are going to stop saying bad stuff is 'white' this year
not if we don't take a stand, they won't.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
If ur white and get pulled over useually the cop just wants to give you a $100 dollar bill

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

white people are just better at everything even when it comes to rap music just look at eminem and mackle moore

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Blahsmack posted:

white people are just better at everything even when it comes to rap music just look at eminem and mackle moore

beastie boys

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE
Do Reptilians have nipples, or are they just part of their shape-shifting illusions? (I bang European royalty and bankers on the regular basis, so it's important for me to know.)

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
kill all pink nipples

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

GBS Ambassador posted:

Look at the color of your nipple. If it's pink, you're white. If it's brown, you're brown/darkie/worth less than trash.

For example, the Puerto Rican with pink nipples is whiter than the Jew or Italian with brown nipples. Albinos are legitimately white. Your German uncle with mud nipples deserves to have his rights revoked and/or deported.

Really, nips?

I always thought you looked inside your wallet.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
what if you like rush? or duran duran

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
It's your dick or clit color

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Well two of my nipples are pink but the other is brown, what now op

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Mac Lee Moore

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I'm posting on an iPhone from my yacht I'm pretty sure I don't need a mirror to know I'm white

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you can put your ring finger in her pooper and get it back clean she's a white alright

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
If you post on sa?

forgot about the anime sub. might be a couple asains in there...

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i've got red hair which is a glorious trait of only the purest whites

edit: pubes are even redder

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



i've got pink nips but my bhole is dark like hte night

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Bishop posted:

I'm posting on an iPhone from my yacht I'm pretty sure I don't need a mirror to know I'm white

if you need a mirror to see your nips you are too fat

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Mine are green what's that mean?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I bleach my nips and b-hole so that I can pass.
Also, I know the difference between Lil' Kim and Nicki Minaj when I hear them, but if I'm in white company I pretend that I do not know which is which.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I just look at my very average penis whenever I'm unsure.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
This.. actually makes sense. Thanks OP

My nipples are so pink they are practically translucent does that make me an ubermensch?

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:


I always thought you looked inside your wallet.

so if I'm broke as gently caress does that mean I'm transblack

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
haha ironic rasicsm in gbs that hasnt been done before!!

get the gently caress out

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Torka posted:

so if I'm broke as gently caress does that mean I'm transblack

Black-Curious

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
*goes to check nipple*

oh god please please please...

phew!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Torka posted:

so if I'm broke as gently caress does that mean I'm transblack

I'm broke too but I spent all my money on weapons and rations for my bunker. So I'm ultra-white.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
if you have 3 nipples you gotta find and kill james bond

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Flynn Taggart posted:

Well two of my nipples are pink but the other is brown, what now op

99% sure that means you're a witch. Try finding animals near your home and letting them drink from nipple #3.

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