There's only one way to determine if you are white.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > There's only one way to determine if you are white.

weird but true

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 22:17

# ¿ May 18, 2024 00:24

I'm a human being with less melanin in my skin that some others and my eyes aren't as elliptical as others

congratulations, you are better than other humans

# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 22:40

I'm posting on an iPhone from my yacht I'm pretty sure I don't need a mirror to know I'm white

if you need a mirror to see your nips you are too fat

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 11:42

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