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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

very amused by the guy who submitted code to stackoverflow - typing ( ) as { } and () as 0 - with the claim that it was "random code [found] while cleaning out a server at work." except, actually...

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

punched some of the "YEP IT'S MALWARE" code into google and found https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1

Or rather, this text file: https://hackage.haskell.org/package/hackertyper-0.1.0.1/src/kernel.txt

EDIT: Yeah it's the same code as on http://hackertyper.net/ idk why that wasn't the first result

lmbo

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

lmbo that you have filtered internet

pram
Jun 10, 2001

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

op replace "hacker" in the title with "snacker"

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

patricia arquette is constantly holding an empty big gulp in this show.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
can you blame her?

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
but her cold dead stare, while pretending to care

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

PleasingFungus posted:

very amused by the guy who submitted code to stackoverflow - typing ( ) as { } and () as 0 - with the claim that it was "random code [found] while cleaning out a server at work." except, actually...

First sentence from the second link ended with "Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai", stopped reading.

white guy muhammed
Mar 14, 2015

by Ralp
I don't know who the intended audience of this show is

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


white guy muhammed posted:

I don't know who the intended audience of this show is
suburban olds

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

suburban olds

this applies to everything on cbs btw

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

As a Millennial I posted:

this applies to everything on network tv btw

ftfy

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
how is letterman still on tv

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Sniep posted:

how is letterman still on tv

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

suburban olds

penguinwarfare
Dec 19, 2005
Sir Lord Master In Command
I am so sad that Threatpost did not riff all the episodes :( that was some good readin'

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Sniep posted:

how is letterman still on tv

he's actually not

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced
i didn't even know this was a thing and I walked in while the show was playing and they were solving some cybercrimes that involves a rollercoaster. head virtuacop lady said "get me all the data on that rollercoaster" and the hackerman punches the keyboard and instantly there's a bitchin' 80's wireframe of a rollercoaster on their 20 foot LCD monitor with little markers and labels on poo poo and technowords all around

i literally ell oh elled. never mind how they got this data that if it existed would be on an embedded controller that doesn't even have a TCP/IP stack, lol if you think that an amusement park's hardware monitoring system is more sophisticated than having a contractor come out every 6 months, smoke meth in the employee bathroom and sign a logsheet that says "yup looks good."

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exr6duoMaf0&t=8s

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pram
Jun 10, 2001

jesus christ

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
im the "youve got mail" followed by dialup sounds at 46seconds

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

goldmine

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

Zen Punk posted:

i didn't even know this was a thing and I walked in while the show was playing and they were solving some cybercrimes that involves a rollercoaster. head virtuacop lady said "get me all the data on that rollercoaster" and the hackerman punches the keyboard and instantly there's a bitchin' 80's wireframe of a rollercoaster on their 20 foot LCD monitor with little markers and labels on poo poo and technowords all around

i literally ell oh elled. never mind how they got this data that if it existed would be on an embedded controller that doesn't even have a TCP/IP stack, lol if you think that an amusement park's hardware monitoring system is more sophisticated than having a contractor come out every 6 months, smoke meth in the employee bathroom and sign a logsheet that says "yup looks good."

non technical EPs and writers!!!

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

A Pinball Wizard posted:

im the "youve got mail" followed by dialup sounds at 46seconds

Lol.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

A Pinball Wizard posted:

im the "youve got mail" followed by dialup sounds at 46seconds

for serious lol

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

:eyepop:

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

akadajet posted:

for serious lol

It drowns out their voices. It's so funny.

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced
somebody please make it so you can write red text in greenPOS

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Peanut and the Gang posted:

It drowns out their voices. It's so funny.

that has to have been added after the fact by the uploader, i refuse to believe this show is that loving bad.


i'm wrong aren't i :smith:

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


me irl @ work

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

that has to have been added after the fact by the uploader, i refuse to believe this show is that loving bad.


i'm wrong aren't i :smith:

That's what I'm hoping

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

that has to have been added after the fact by the uploader, i refuse to believe this show is that loving bad.


i'm wrong aren't i :smith:
it is definitely that loving bad, but i just checked it ondemand, the modem noise was added in

still, the fact that no one was sure...

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced

A Pinball Wizard posted:

it is definitely that loving bad, but i just checked it ondemand, the modem noise was added in

still, the fact that no one was sure...

i was sure

enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
it is hilariously bad

pram
Jun 10, 2001

pram
Jun 10, 2001
divert all power to the firewalls!

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

JWas hen idem noise followed by the macos duck quack repeating a few times?

should have been

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

JWas hen idem noise followed by the macos duck quack repeating a few times?

should have been

..dafuq you said?

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