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Screen the new Toonami release of KLK at the white house.
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Jan 21, 2015 06:21
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Venom Snake posted:Screen the new Toonami release of KLK at the white house. Have Michelle marathon it with  .
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Jan 21, 2015 06:23
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While the first episode is playing snort derisively at the voice acting and comment to your guests (Mitch, Boners, and Ted Cruz) that the Japanese version is far superior.
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Jan 21, 2015 06:26
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Make every history book in every level of school a non-sugar coated, objective, unbiased look at history. Also every rural hick must give up their children to receive a proper education that doesn't make them end up being a regressive failure/waste of genes. Also make it that the Philadelphia Flyers must always purposely lose to the Pittsburgh Penguins unless the players don't want to see their loved ones ever again. Finally cut the military budget and use the money for stuff like infrastructure and scientific research. Oh one more thing, change the National Anthem to the Moonchild Trio song "Litany IV"
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Jan 21, 2015 06:37
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Use taxpayer funds to rush the production of Half Life 3.
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Jan 21, 2015 07:49
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Announce that an attempt to deflect a comet from colliding with Earth has failed and it will impact in a matter of hours. A blanket of dust created by the comet's impact will block out the light of the Sun for at least two years killing practically all life on Earth.
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Jan 21, 2015 08:21
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roymorrison posted:Free college for real though not free weed, gently caress that poo poo
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Jan 21, 2015 08:28
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Replace all members of Congress with unironic LF posters
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Jan 21, 2015 08:32
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Abolish bans on gun ownership due to drug-related felonies Allocate federal funding to set up guerrilla/paramilitary training and equipment issue for minorities in areas identified as "at risk" based on ratio of white cops to minority citizens. Funding will be diverted from police grants. Make jocular reference to "pork barrel spending" at every opportunity Federalize the black panthers and the Huey Newton gun club, provide with opportunity grant funds Criminalize ranch dressing and confiscate all known stocks
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Jan 21, 2015 08:39
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-Dissolve Congress by means of his own private army that Alex Jones has been warning us about. -Convert One World Trade Center into a minaret for the world's biggest mosque. -Move capital to Portland, OR That's a fair enough start. His reign of course ends in full Islamo-communism.
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Jan 21, 2015 08:58
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Announce a program constructing a series of giant monuments across the U.S., with the first, a colossal General William Tecumseh Sherman bestriding downtown Atlanta, starting construction immediately.
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Jan 21, 2015 09:14
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annex mexico and canada, burn washington dc and declare the foundation of the north american union
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Jan 21, 2015 09:39
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Declare Malcolm X "Eternal President of the United States". And full communism.
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Jan 21, 2015 09:58
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economic sanctions against israel for human rights violations
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Jan 21, 2015 11:54
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During an address to the nation he should start banging Mia Khalifa on the Oval Office desk snarling at the camera, "Yeah, bitches love Allah's Snackbar" over and over.
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Jan 21, 2015 14:25
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please stop sending our personal data from healthcare.gov to private parties https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2015/01/healthcare.gov-sends-personal-data
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Jan 21, 2015 16:24
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Buy the forums from Lowtax, then create a FYAD-lite of D&D named Superallah's Shitpost Shack Then make Lowtax VP
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Jan 21, 2015 16:58
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Graic Gabtar posted:During an address to the nation he should start banging Mia Khalifa on the Oval Office desk snarling at the camera, "Yeah, bitches love Allah's Snackbar" over and over. Set it to Parisian Goldfish by Flying Lotus, as a nod to America's greatest artists, Tim & Eric. Then mandate that Parisian Goldfish is the new national anthem.
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Jan 21, 2015 17:05
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Send your people back to africa
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Jan 21, 2015 20:08
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Outlaw gun ownership for all NRA members and its supporters or just ban all guns Officially apologize to Iran for Operation Ajax
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Jan 21, 2015 20:16
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Install a basketball hoop in the Congressional Chambers
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Jan 21, 2015 20:26
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:Install a basketball hoop in the Congressional Chambers he already put a basketball court on the roof of the white house and supreme court
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Jan 21, 2015 20:29
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Draw a picture of Mohammad live on TV while sitting at the oval office, all the while commenting on how Mohammad was gay and his favorite food was bacon.
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Jan 21, 2015 20:58
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Make an impassioned speech every week for the remainder of his term demanding that spending levels and tax return to where they were under Reagan, adjusted for inflation. Refuse to refer to any member of congress who opposes this as anything but The Reagan hater from [district]. Including to their face. Invite current and former heads of state to Netanyahu's upcoming address to Congress and hold an impromptu comedy roast of the Israeli PM. Give an executive order requiring the FCC to drug test all talk radio hosts. On September 11th 2016 devote his memorial speech to condemning US support for General Pinochet's overthrow of Chilean democracy and apologise for the deaths and tortures that ensued. End the speech by announcing One World Trade Centre will be renamed the Allende Memorial Tower.
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Jan 21, 2015 21:01
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Find Scalia's phylactery and use it to pick his nose
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Jan 22, 2015 02:31
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ReV VAdAUL posted:On September 11th 2016 devote his memorial speech to condemning US support for General Pinochet's overthrow of Chilean democracy and apologise for the deaths and tortures that ensued. End the speech by announcing One World Trade Centre will be renamed the Allende Memorial Tower. Hell, he should just pull an Eisenhower and condemn global neoliberalism while he's at it.
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Jan 22, 2015 02:51
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Pass a law requierimg any state that threatens succession to exist without thr feds for 6 months
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Jan 22, 2015 04:41
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Raiad posted:Find Scalia's phylactery and use it to pick his nose poo poo on reagan's grave and then backdoor Nancy against the tomb until her pelvis is gravel.
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Jan 22, 2015 05:05
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Do a final press conference drunker than Bush was for his. Alternatively do it high http://youtu.be/uZ2_spUtXIg?t=1m2s RedQueen fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jan 22, 2015 |
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Jan 22, 2015 05:09
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RedQueen posted:Do a final press conference drunker than Bush was for his. Alternatively do it high I think it would be potentially more hilarious to just stare at the camera for half an hour, say absolutely nothing, and not take any questions either. Bonus points if he just sits there motionless until everybody else leaves.
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Jan 22, 2015 05:15
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I think it would be potentially more hilarious to just stare at the camera for half an hour, say absolutely nothing, and not take any questions either. Bonus points if he just sits there motionless until everybody else leaves. Something like this would be great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDs8dTnMg8
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Jan 22, 2015 05:28
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Ddraig posted:Something like this would be great http://youtu.be/eDmtTfxinzY
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Jan 22, 2015 09:21
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Make the national anthem "The Twist" by Chubby Checker like it should have been all along.
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Jan 22, 2015 16:14
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Raiad posted:Find Scalia's phylactery and use it to pick his nose This but make him uphold the most leftist poo poo imaginable
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Jan 22, 2015 17:04
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I WANT GAY HOMOSEXUAL CONCENTRATION CAMPS FOR CHRISTIANS, BECAUSE I HATE SKOOL.
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Jan 22, 2015 20:54
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TheImmigrant posted:I WANT GAY HOMOSEXUAL CONCENTRATION CAMPS FOR CHRISTIANS, BECAUSE I HATE SKOOL. Well if you hate school, graduate. Similarly in applicable logic, if you're sore about Trollbama then maybe you should have elected McCain or Romney.
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Jan 23, 2015 00:46
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Have him start every speech and press conference with "Listen, motherfuckers." Nominate himself to the Supreme Court. Tell the Republicans in Congress he will pass any law they put on his desk regardless of its contents as long as it's formally known as Agenda 21. Have a press conference once a week where he does nothing but sensually eat a banana for 5 minutes.
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Jan 23, 2015 00:52
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TheImmigrant posted:I WANT GAY HOMOSEXUAL CONCENTRATION CAMPS FOR CHRISTIANS, BECAUSE I HATE SKOOL. This but unironically and they should be communist gay.
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Conclude final press conference with "Jacques de Molay, thou art avenged."
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