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- Afro Doug
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the president: yes, hello. i care about your vote. thank you. *lovingly caresses my leg* i love you. can i stay here tonight?
me: uh no actually mister president, with all due respect, my wife should be here any second
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Jan 21, 2015 03:14
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i got all these budget ideas but gently caress that here's an anecdote about da imaginary waitress and da imaginary construction worker and their second imaginary son henry!!!!!! imaginary rebecca said it was amazing!!!!!!!!
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Jan 21, 2015 03:18
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i got all these budget ideas but gently caress that here's an anecdote about da imaginary waitress and da imaginary construction worker and their second imaginary son henry!!!!!! imaginary rebecca said it was amazing!!!!!!!!
i can't believe that cheesy poo poo still makes it into these speeches
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Jan 21, 2015 03:20
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i like obama taking credit for low oil prices 
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Jan 21, 2015 03:20
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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gently caress yeah he gonna veto stuff that earns his veto!!!!! and he said it kinda like bill cosby!!!!!!
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Jan 21, 2015 03:22
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if iw as the pres i wouldn't just veto bills, i would spike them like footballs
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Jan 21, 2015 03:23
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by sebmojo
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obama really loves rebecca and jack and henry. it's really touching.
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Jan 21, 2015 03:24
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if iw as the pres i wouldn't just veto bills, i would spike them like footballs
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Jan 21, 2015 03:24
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Update: you guys convinced me to turn on the tv
I'm watching tmz live
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 21, 2015 03:27
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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Update: you guys convinced me to turn on the tv
I'm watching tmz live
We've been upgraded to p90x3
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Jan 21, 2015 03:28
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Update: you guys convinced me to turn on the tv
I'm watching tmz live
word. whats up in the world of tmz
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Jan 21, 2015 03:30
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haaha obama challenging congress to live on 15K a year...like a bunch of poors
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Jan 21, 2015 03:30
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"if you think it's so great to be poor, you go be poor. I think it sucks to be poor, so I will be rich instead"
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Jan 21, 2015 03:31
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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please dont tell me specifically how these proposals work just tell me how much they rule.
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Jan 21, 2015 03:33
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"yo, got this legislation.......gonna get you so hosed up. haha. one hit of this legislation straighten yo dick out. mannnn, this bill suck yo dick! sheeeit, you think you seen a bill? these is a moofukin BILL!"
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Jan 21, 2015 03:34
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by sebmojo
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obama taking a hard-hitting stance on fast trains
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Jan 21, 2015 03:37
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word. whats up in the world of tmz
Evidently Bruce Jenner is transitioning and his whole family supports him except Kendall. She didn't say she didn't but she's the only one who didn't reblog the "we support dad" picture. In retrospect there may be some speculation there but at least I'm not watching the state if the union
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 21, 2015 03:40
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obama's going to send the choom gang to space...they're gonna train for a mars mission, and there gonna take instagram pics
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Jan 21, 2015 03:41
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hearing obama say "instagram" made me vom a lil bit
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Jan 21, 2015 03:41
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[dad voice] Instagram
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Jan 21, 2015 03:41
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whats a loophole, really. a hole for loops? he should call them gloryholes instead
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Jan 21, 2015 03:42
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by sebmojo
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YEAH! YTEAAAHAH! GET THEM TERRORISTS!!!! I THROWING THINGS AROUND MY ROOM IN AGREEMENT!!! gently caress YEAH!!! GET THEM ALL! BURN THEIR loving ISLAMIC poo poo SOULS!!!!!!!!! PERPETUAL WAR FOREVER REBECCA AND HENRY!!!!!
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Jan 21, 2015 03:45
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- Afro Doug
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The President: parents just dont understand
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Jan 21, 2015 03:47
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by sebmojo
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gently caress YEAH ALLY WITH THE TINY CIGAR ISLAND!!!!!
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Jan 21, 2015 03:48
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- WetNightmare
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SUP ALLEN
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Jan 21, 2015 03:50
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obama screams "I loving LOVE SCIENCE" and shows us a picture of an echidna baby
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neil degrasse tyson crashes into the capitol building in a spaceship
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Jan 21, 2015 03:56
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uhghghghgghghhgh drones
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Jan 21, 2015 03:56
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if theres any god and any justice when obama dies he will spend eternity trying to convince a drone that hes not a terrorist
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Jan 21, 2015 03:57
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"let's talk about our morals. i promise the spy drones wont hurt you."
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Jan 21, 2015 03:57
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hi mr president...posyimg from my phone
so sorry for the speling... do you think our performance at the last olympic games was adequate? ##thamks #potus #sotu #blessed
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Jan 21, 2015 03:58
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"this torture base that has existed for a more than a decade is not who we are that was just like, uggggh, so embarrassing ugh i mean geez haha, gently caress haha what a bad hair day"
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did he just say "i still believe we are a united peepee?"
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