I got laid in Basic Training thread.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > I got laid in Basic Training thread.

There was a married dude in our platoon whose wife got hosed by his recruiter while he was in boot camp

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 03:38

# ¿ May 19, 2024 09:31

Isn't that basically the same as jacking it in a porta shitter

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 19:14

I pretend Hideo Kojima is this guy because it's the only way I can explain Metal Gear Solid

# ¿ Feb 7, 2015 03:28

reverse anime nerds

instead of secretly wanting to gently caress children they secretly want to be fat and shoot people

:911:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2015 01:27

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