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ded posted:i hosed your mom while you were in basic training
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Justin Tyme posted:While in infantry OSUT we had lots of sex. Gay sex. Like, I'm talking the gayest sex you can possibly imagine. Oiled up with olive oil salad dressing stolen from the DFAC like a bunch of Greeks (and we totally went "Greek" if you know what I mean). Like, the entire platoon in one night, all over the killzone getting wet and wild. The drill sergeants knew what was going on every night (they must have, what with the poo poo/cum/blood stains everywhere) but they turned a blind eye. I even think another platoon's DS actually got in on the action. You might think this was all born out of desperation where we were doing it and imagining that fellow man's rear end was a woman's hole but you would be mistaken, it was all about the pleasure of men and there was LOTS of kissing. I remember one guy got med boarded because the whole platoon loved loving him so much that his rear end ended up sort of permanently prolapsed. After we graduated we never spoke a word to each other ever again after that, many are happily married in hetero relationships and I myself have a girlfriend, but I will never forget that summer of sweaty, dripping, oiled-up nightly homo orgies. 
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I've jerked off in a guard tower
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Helldump Immunity. posted:I couldn't fathom jacking off on a mound of poo poo and blue goo so I never got in. welcome to n4is world 
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safetyStanddown posted:Yes, contrary to the other post up there, they definitely teach those, especially to boots, or at least in 2010-11 they certainly did. if you get there and already know a language, they put you into another. i was there as a native russian speaker, there were two others (all of us NCO lat movers), we got pashto and dari. three of our friends, also NCO lat movers, coincidentally all infantry, got russian. why dont you go hang a rug on your wall about it?
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looks like chowhall food at the very least
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Feb 7, 2015 01:50
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he has jaundice look how yellow his face is
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LingcodKilla posted:So turns out of my fellow boots got raped by a boot doctor and is now getting separated for being depressed and suicidal. goddamn every time i see you post and realize you recently enlisted i kinda chuckle to myself a lil bit. werent you a armored car guy for a while?
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Master Bateman posted:We have a badass itt. feels good to be recognized 
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