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Applewhite posted:I wish for a million bucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhKXEnI59jg
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Applewhite posted:I wish for a million bucks. Deer invade your town and you are raped by the ones who can't get the does for themselves.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:15
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Missing Name posted:I wish that this genie looked more like Robin Williams than its current form. I don't think the genie appreciates you wishing he/she were dead.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:17
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Hellsau posted:I don't think the genie appreciates you wishing he/she were dead.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:19
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I wish I were a Sailor Scout like Sailor Moon.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:22
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Jan 23, 2015 19:26
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Applewhite posted:I wish I were a Sailor Scout like Sailor Moon. 
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Jan 23, 2015 19:31
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Quickscope420dad posted:again, foolproof? i mean spermwhales were already viewable to naked eye so
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Jan 23, 2015 19:31
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i mean spermwhales were already viewable to naked eye so right so either he says "Oh i thought you meant the whales", or all sperms are now the size of sperm whales, so it's win win for my wish?
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Jan 23, 2015 19:34
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Quickscope420dad posted:right so either he says "Oh i thought you meant the whales", or all sperms are now the size of sperm whales, so it's win win for my wish? just wanted you to waste your wish bro, i think i dunno. maybe all sperm size of whales but that mean scrotums would be either massive or exploded so idk
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Jan 23, 2015 19:39
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Smash it Smash hit posted:just wanted you to waste your wish bro, i think i dunno. maybe all sperm size of whales but that mean scrotums would be either massive or exploded so idk yep sounds good
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Jan 23, 2015 19:40
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I wish members of Something Awful Forums would respect each other as peers and cherish the discussions the share together, with out everyone getting AIDS this time please.
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Jan 23, 2015 19:49
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Shnag posted:I wish members of Something Awful Forums would respect each other as peers and cherish the discussions the share together, with out everyone getting AIDS this time please. 
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Jan 23, 2015 19:54
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I wish for less wishes
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Jan 23, 2015 19:54
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turbomoose posted:I wish for less wishes k now you have .99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 wishes
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Jan 23, 2015 19:56
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I wish Smash it Smash hit had a genie avatar.
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RedLobster posted:I wish Smash it Smash hit had a genie avatar. 
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Jan 23, 2015 20:05
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Peace Vs Freedom forums? I can't read the text, even if i stretch the picture, I can't see how bad the wish backfired on me or not. 
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Jan 23, 2015 20:10
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Shnag posted:Peace Vs Freedom forums?  its a hippy forum youre on a hippy forum.
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They sound pretty chill dudes to hang out with. Seems good place to be to me. So I guess I win then? 
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Shnag posted:They sound pretty chill dudes to hang out with. Seems good place to be to me. So I guess I win then? I have what I think of as a serious problem with one of my dreadlocks. I only have two, both I made about three months ago, but one is really acting up and I'm not sure what to do. My hair is very long, waist length, and one of my dreads has shortened up so much that it's only just past my collar bone. It looks really silly and I'm not sure how to lengthen it or prevent it from getting any shorter. Any advice would be super helpful!! (ps my other deadlock is wrapped braid style and is short but no where near as bad as the other one). Thank you! Lets all post at least one truely hippie quote. Here are mine: "May you grow up to be righteous, may you grow up to be true. May you always know the truth and see the lights surrounding you. May you always be courageous, stand upright and be strong. May you stay forever young." "A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." "No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky." "Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them." "I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours" "He who's not busy being born is busy dying" "All I can do is be me, whoever that is." "This land is your land and this land is my land, sure, but the world is run by those that never listen to music anyway." "People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent." "Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be." All by my favorite inspiration, Bob Dylan.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:k now you have .99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 wishes If i started with 3 wishes, and just used one to wish for less wishes then I would have 2 remaining. However you made that 2 wishes remaining into .99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 wishes. Since .99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 < 2 I believe my wish was acceptably fulfilled.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:32
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turbomoose posted:If i started with 3 wishes, and just used one to wish for less wishes then I would have 2 remaining. However you made that 2 wishes remaining into .99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 wishes. Since .99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 < 2 I believe my wish was acceptably fulfilled. okay 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 whatevs
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I have what I think of as a serious problem with one of my dreadlocks. I only have two, both I made about three months ago, but one is really acting up and I'm not sure what to do. My hair is very long, waist length, and one of my dreads has shortened up so much that it's only just past my collar bone. It looks really silly and I'm not sure how to lengthen it or prevent it from getting any shorter. Any advice would be super helpful!! (ps my other deadlock is wrapped braid style and is short but no where near as bad as the other one). hmm...well poo poo.
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Jan 23, 2015 20:45
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I wish for the Goatse man's wedding ring.
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Jan 23, 2015 21:44
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I wish the universe would end by sunday night
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Jan 23, 2015 21:45
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Hellsau posted:I don't think the genie appreciates you wishing he/she were dead. you saw through my cunning plan
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Jan 23, 2015 22:20
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I wish for a silver tongue; granting the ability to persuade or convince anyone and/or everyone of anything I desire.
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Jan 24, 2015 00:24
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i wish to suck a genie's big, meaty dick
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Jan 24, 2015 00:42
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I want a hot body I want a maserati
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I wish that the genie would have to show and fully explain to me all effects (negative, positive, and neutral) for any of my subsequent wishes within the time equivalent of one of Earth's current 24 hour days in a way that will not cause any harm (physical or otherwise) to any matter in the universe and that the genie must receive my explicit agreement before these subsequent wishes are actually granted.
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I wish that in a stable orbit at 2.0 AU from the Sun, there would be a perfect duplicate of mid Cretaceous-era planet Earth, complete with duplicate Moon. That way, there'd be another planet nearby that Humans could colonize, and it would have dinosaurs on it.
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Jan 24, 2015 05:48
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I wish Russell's Teapot were real so that Richard Dawkins ends up looking like a fool.
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Jan 24, 2015 06:21
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just wanted to say this was pages back but caught me off guard and made me laugh till i choked so thank you ----------------
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Jan 24, 2015 07:39
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I wish i had all the powers of a jedi
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Jan 24, 2015 07:55
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I wish I didn't waste my wish.
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Jan 24, 2015 07:57
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I wish I was a woman
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I wish I had a war-ostrich that I can ride into battle that will heed my every command.
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I wish I was the funniest and most well-respected poster on the Something Awful Dot Com Forums
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Applewhite posted:I wish Russell's Teapot were real so that Richard Dawkins ends up looking like a fool. 
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