Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I wish to have the bite force of a chimpanzee

Dr Pepper posted:

i wish to know exactly what to invest my money in to make maximum profit

Daedra posted:

i wish for free soft tacos from taco bell every tuesday for the rest of my life

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Wish Number 1: On November 7th 2000, 5,000 liberal Floridians who were going to vote for Nader decide not to throw their vote away and instead hold their nose and vote for Al Gore.

I need no other wishes.

haljordan posted:

I wish for the sweet release of death.

script kitty posted:

i wish my house was always 77degF exactly for free forever

Flagrant Abuse posted:

I wish for all wishes in this thread, including my own, to be foolproof.

Kuato posted:

I would wish for an HD remake of Morrowind.

RedLobster posted:

I wish for this genie to be my BFF.

Nooner posted:

I wish there were no rules about what I could wish for -- BOOM WishHacks thank me later scrubs

TOILETLORD posted:

i wish for more wishes for more peoples

Concerned Citizen posted:

"i wish for infinite power"

DUH why the gently caress would you ask for anything else.

Splatmaster posted:

I wish everyone's horoscopes would come true in the most comical way possible, given there's a ton of them for every sign in every publication in print an online

Give Pat a Job posted:

I wish I was like six-foot-nine so I could get with Leoshi cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

TOILETLORD posted:

a roll of toilet paper that never runs out. is what i wish for.

Deki posted:

I'd wish for the Genie's wish granting powers with none of the restrictions and none of the drawbacks.

awesome-express posted:

i wish for everything to maintain the status quo

Carol Pizzamom posted:

I wish for you to be free, GEnie

BossRighteous posted:

I wish Goku

TOILETLORD posted:

wish boobs

social vegan posted:

i wish jeff dunham was loving dead and if everyone else has to die because genie words then ok

Shnag posted:

I wish everyone in the world were friends and they solve all problems amicably with out war and blood shed.

Xaris posted:

i wish goons would all get in shape and be successful

Heffer posted:

I wish my farts never stank

Panniculus Rift posted:

i wish i was a talented and respected musician

Status_Surge posted:

I wish all water was vodka

TOILETLORD posted:

i wish for the death of all non americans.

Drunkboxer posted:

I wish Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled won 5 oscars like it deserved.

LGD posted:

"I wish for a book that is written in English and understandable to the average man to appear before me now, in a space unoccupied by anything beyond the normal atmosphere, that contains, in detail, the plans for and the principles behind an inherently safe, efficient, and affordable nuclear fusion reactor."

The Royal Scrub posted:

i wish to have all the knowledge of the 100 smartest people in every field they teach at college

Zombiepop posted:

I wish I was a creative, progressive successful rap/hiphop star, that dies of old age and not a gang related shooting.

Amateur Saboteur posted:

i wish i had all of wolverine's super powers, and his haircut

Zazamoot posted:

Genie, make me a turkey sandwich please.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I wish for a giant orange head

social vegan posted:

Applewhite posted:

I wish for a normal-sized loaf of the most delicious, non-poisonous bread in the world to appear on the table in front of me before I consume and enjoy it at my convenience.

dog buttz posted:

I wish people would give me whatever I asked for. Like "I would like a sandwich and a private jet, please" and they'd just give it to me. Or "please do not arrest me for that" and they'd be like "okay!"

Applewhite posted:

I wish that the world's most delicious bread has never contained human components of any kind.

Applewhite posted:

I jump at it when it shows up as exhibit A in court.