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this poo poo is...
better than google glass
worse than google glass
i hate technology
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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W97LCtOSXPY

still looks as stupid as google glass, but is AR instead of a dumb UI overlay.

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
RIP M$ YAMS

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


finally everyone will be able to do this in full 3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acOdevP5SsI

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Looks pretty rad actually. Who cares if you look goofy, everyone else will be wearing hololenses too and will only see my fursona.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


augment reality has many uses. i was really disappointed when i found out that google glass is not ar.

it won't become something you use everywhere like a mobile phone though. more a work or home entertainment thing i guess.

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
Why is this video hosted by a GTA V channel?

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


it was the first result for hololens announcement...

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsQT3mbvVWY

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Germstore posted:

Looks pretty rad actually. Who cares if you look goofy, everyone else will be wearing hololenses too and will only see my fursona.

: stare:

This will revolutionize furcons. Surely we can monetize it to rip them off some way?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lol some dystopian plots in black mirror are less than a decade away

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
this is not completely accurate imo

for example, everything is not covered in dicks and vaginas and anime tiny whores in the commercial but it would be irl

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Top City Homo posted:

this is not completely accurate imo

for example, everything is not covered in dicks and vaginas and anime tiny whores in the commercial but it would be irl

there will be a free version of hololens and it will plaster your living room walls with dick enlargment ads.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
My favorite thing about this stupid video is that they didn't thought holograms would be cool enough, so they had to make the normal world boring looking by putting it in black and white and the AR world cool by making it color.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

idk if this is lovely or good, but i like that they tried to front practical applications (lol) with this impractical technology, instead of presenting it as a social networking device like googlass

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug
No normal person is going to be using these things, it'll be nerd lords and maybe people with technical jobs that could benefit from schematic overlays or something.

The real question is what will the slang for its users be? Glass had glassholes.

Holodorks?

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


repair instruction projected onto the thing you are trying to repair are pretty good.

it could also be useful for many collaborative things. disney has an ar enivronment to plan their disneyworld attractions for example. it could be useful for game design and stuff.

Ben Grahams Ghost posted:

No normal person is going to be using these things, it'll be nerd lords and maybe people with technical jobs that could benefit from schematic overlays or something.

The real question is what will the slang for its users be? Glass had glassholes.

Holodorks?

i don't think it will be an everyday usage item like a mobile phone. not in this form.

Synthosaurus
May 8, 2007

Ben Grahams Ghost posted:

No normal person is going to be using these things, it'll be nerd lords and maybe people with technical jobs that could benefit from schematic overlays or something.

The real question is what will the slang for its users be? Glass had glassholes.

Holodorks?

Hodors.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


oh, the thread tag has changed to one of the forbidden ones. :ohdear:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
gently caress you technology

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




All I wanna know is: can I bang a virtual female yet??

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Hexel posted:

All I wanna know is: can I bang a virtual female yet??

i guess its time for a kickstarter!

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
actually this huge bulky piece of poo poo looks much dumber than google glass

it's in oculus rift territory except they expect you to wear it all the time instead of just while playing anime dating sims

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
crosspost from xbox thread:

quote:

The demos begin by lowering a tethered, relatively small, rectangular computer over your head, which hangs around your neck by sling. Like what Flavor Flav would do with a computer. You can literally feel the heat coming off the computer's fans, which face upward. It feels like you're wearing a computer around your neck, because you are.

you think having a vr headset is gunna cause neckpain? imagine having a loving laptop hanging from your neck.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
One step closer to living in a world where everyone has my face.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


a bone to pick posted:

crosspost from xbox thread:


you think having a vr headset is gunna cause neckpain? imagine having a loving laptop hanging from your neck.

that's stupid and also likely the reason why google glass doesn't have ar. if you use it at home the computer can be placed somewhere else. looks like mobile usage won't be feasible then.

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug

a bone to pick posted:

crosspost from xbox thread:


you think having a vr headset is gunna cause neckpain? imagine having a loving laptop hanging from your neck.

Wow it doubles as a personal heating device for wintertime use? What won't Microsoft think of

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Does anyone actually think the release hardware will actually involved wearing a laptop on your chest?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
some holography for you boys

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Hi, i'm a disgusting hoarder- can i use this technology to make my toxic shithole of a house look like the house of a normal?

like instead of rat poop and cat skeletons it could be marble floors and kleenex cozies

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

Does anyone actually think the release hardware will actually involved wearing a laptop on your chest?

so you think anything they presented at the conference will live up to expectations? this is microsoft we're talking about. this is windows 8 bing xbox one doritos we're talking about.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

I am Toni Lippi posted:

One step closer to living in a world where everyone has my face.

Being Toni Lippi


gary oldmans diary posted:

some holography for you boys

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Hey there! :wiggle:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
I wanted to say I hate technology but

Goku is just more important in my life.


God imagine when this poo poo becomes the norm in a few decades and people are breaking them with all sorts of stupid viruses and gross porn. What a time to be alive then.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i wish they would just fix office 365 instead

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


where is the computer around her neck they were talking about

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
white cyber flight

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I wish Microsoft would work on their phone OS. It has potential to be really good but they just keep loving around so it's not.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

BigBoss posted:

I wish Microsoft would work on their phone OS. It has potential to be really good but they just keep loving around so it's not.

yea the reason is compatibility. if they made it good it would piss a bunch of ppl off cause much of the world economy runs off of poo poo software. enterprise and business rules the windows game b*tch

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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
oh great more projects thatll be abandoned in a year or two. virtual reality is for dumb loving nerds

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