Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Dexters Secret posted:

what do you guys think of the royal rumble card this year

I can't wait to see what antics Kofi Kingston gets up to.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

hubris.height posted:

doesnt it make it a little better that its fake, cause you get to be armchair writer and also try to figure out what parts are not happening as they are intended

like when lesnar goes ape poo poo sunday and snaps rollins in two and then fashions his bones into daggers while danzig's how the god's kill plays in the background

You are so gay.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The Taint Reaper posted:

I'm really disappointed that WWE has kept the ban on urine based moves. If you can't pee on your opponent than it really isn't wrestling.

This thread is very bad.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

The King bickering with people is quite epic.

That's something you should watch. Booker T's run as king booker.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I downloaded royal rumble and watched with my nephew yesterday and he thought it was insanely awesome. I tried before but he was too young and didn't like dudes wearing undies in public.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

He almost pissed his shorts with win when rollins elbowed lesnar through the announce table and it made it more fun to watch, for me also.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

That fight was epic as hell.

Yeah. Rollins is always awesome. Too bad about the Rumble itself.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Is wwe network ever going to have new raw and smack down.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

I think they can't do same day airing because of contracts with networks on TV.

I don't mind watching a day or so later, but there's a 30 day wait.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Dexters Secret posted:

it makes me sad that brock is going to drop the belt clean to that geek roman reigns

And then rollins comes along and takes it and we get a good punk/edge like heel run with the belt.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Dexters Secret posted:

word is they want roman reigns to break cm punk's title holding streak as soon as possible because they're extremely petty

Reigns still looks really bad in the ring and the crowd seems sour on him already.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I've only watched up til rumble, but when even the rock can't stop the crowd from booing your guy, you hosed up.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

The guy your talking to repeated this point about 15 or so times and was on the verge of committing suicide until he decided to sleep on it. lmfaio

Lol.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Luigi Thirty posted:

i was under the impression that he was really good at being a punchman but when you punch him in the diverticulitis or the head he goes down and returns to fake fighting where he doesn't get punched in the head

Ufc is fake.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wrestling is like a classic play being acted my master thespians, whereas Ufc is the keeping up with the Kardashian's of sports entertainment.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I'm watching Smackdown and Vince still talks in his gravelly wrestler voice.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I'm going to watch that later on the wwe network samsung app.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

What's the name of that Paul heyman doco. I can't find it.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

http://network.wwe.com/video/v37018491
WWE BEYOND THE RING
MY NAME IS PAUL HEYMAN

Thanks. Their search has aids. Even if I search for beyond the ring and Paul heyman together it said no results.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The coolest thing about the Paul heyman doco so far is watching him slowly transform over time from a regular looking kid to a car salesman version of the Joker.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

elf help book posted:

AND WHAT DOES ANY GOOD JEWISH BOY DO WITH HIS BAR MITZVAH MONEY?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

[Booker T voice:] That's Sheamus right there... Handle, your business, young man!

Watch all the smack downs with king booker in them.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Watch from the king of the ring when he wins in maybe 2005 or 6 and then watch his whole run as champion.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I'd completely forgotten about the nasty Boys my entire life. Wonder what other epic poo poo fell out of my head.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

It's cool how they erased the f out of wwf every time it's spoken.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

ForeverSmug posted:

I don't have anything to add but imagine I made a funny post here

gently caress off you dumb piss brain.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

hubris.height posted:

end of the super bowl was some WWE poo poo lol

Get out of here.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Lol at the way hogan collapses to the floor in despair when Andre the giant tears his shirt off.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

It's cool to watch massive old matches that you don't know the result of. Hogan selling everything Andre does to him ftw.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Lol at the crowd throwing trash at Andre and heenan when they lose.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I wish to be reincarnated as a child in 1980s Detroit Michigan.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Viagra on a pole match lmfao.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Late WCW was awesome.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I've been walking around my house for the last 3 days singing "I'm a real American!" Over and over.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Gold and stardust ftw.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

Their my jam.

Cody Rhodes always has good gimmicks. His dashing persona ftw.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Goldust should get mad props for being literally the only attitude era wester to make a full comeback and not look like complete poo poo in the ring.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Black Baby Goku posted:

HHH looked okay to me

He doesn't wrestle every week and he never really went away.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


Lol awesome.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply