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every time i think about it i have to hide under my permenant pillow fort as mother womb surrogate, i ahve to punch him but im so afraid. how can i? how
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i woke this afternoon from weed milk sleep and i heard his skittering around the walls, i must do it. help me byob i need to punch my dad
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Jan 24, 2015 23:39
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by sebmojo
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op i think you can punch your dad. it doesnt have to be the strongest pu\nch in the world,, its just the message behind it that counts
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Jan 24, 2015 23:42
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if i dont punch my dad who will
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Jan 24, 2015 23:44
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op i think you can punch your dad. it doesnt have to be the strongest pu\nch in the world,, its just the message behind it that counts
What kind of message does a punch from a wimp like no-mates send? I think you need to train, No-mates...
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by sebmojo
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bam magera would
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Jan 24, 2015 23:46
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- bog pixie
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wait until he's asleep and then pour a bucket of water on him as a warning
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Jan 24, 2015 23:47
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- Captain No-mates
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he made me from his flesh im the only one who can do this i have to punch my dad
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Jan 24, 2015 23:47
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- deep dish peat moss
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I'm making iPhone app. It' slike Uber but you order an independent contractor to punch your dad in the face.
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Jan 24, 2015 23:48
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- deep dish peat moss
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I'll call it Pops Boxing
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Jan 24, 2015 23:48
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- bog pixie
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put koolaid (red) in the showrrcap so he will bathe in blood. only then will your dad know fear
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Jan 24, 2015 23:48
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- bog pixie
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bake him a cake that says "my love for you dad is like the sweetness of desert" but use salt instead of sugar in the cake
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Jan 24, 2015 23:50
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i woke this afternoon from weed milk sleep and i heard his skittering around the walls, i must do it. help me byob i need to punch my dad
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Jan 24, 2015 23:52
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- i am he
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i would try to help.. but im too scared to punch your dad too
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Jan 24, 2015 23:52
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- Captain No-mates
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he know he knows. every birthday every christmas he gets me boxing gloves, he knows i cant do it. he knows i have to.
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Jan 24, 2015 23:53
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haha.. really though: break his nose with your fist. send your dad flying comically through the window pane with the brute force of your blows. spare no mercy to that man. he may have birthed you, but that is why you must defeat him
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Jan 24, 2015 23:54
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- bog pixie
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now im scared too after typing that post, don't do it
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Jan 24, 2015 23:56
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- Captain No-mates
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i was in the cage for 2 weeks last month, this time though it was different. there was a drip a dripping on my head, a constant 2 weeks drip, it went sticky through my hair and in my mouth, he knows what hes doing the fruit punch taste was taste of despair. the salt of tears did nothing to assuage it
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Jan 24, 2015 23:56
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give him the 0pd knuckle sandwich... remove the knuckles from your hand and lay the bloody mess on white bread. it may be indirect but it still counts, when h e eats it and you watch your knuckles make contact with his teeth you'll know what victory feels like.
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Jan 24, 2015 23:58
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hire your dark-twin to punch him
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Jan 25, 2015 00:00
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- bog pixie
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what if you hugged your dad. same effect as punching?
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Jan 25, 2015 00:02
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- Commie NedFlanders
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i used to love punching on my dad bam margera style when he was laying down sleeping after a long day of hard physical labor, and like a good father he pinned me down and put me in my place. love you dad.
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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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he listens at the door for my gaming rage. i have trained like kill bill
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Jan 25, 2015 00:14
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haha.. really though: break his nose with your fist. send your dad flying comically through the window pane with the brute force of your blows. spare no mercy to that man. he may have birthed you, but that is why you must defeat him
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Jan 25, 2015 00:32
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- the unabonger
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beat his rear end nomates
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Jan 25, 2015 00:38
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according to freud, every youg boy has to punch his dad in order to make his mother cum
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Jan 25, 2015 00:41
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when in doubt just drop kick instead.
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Jan 25, 2015 00:56
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put ground glass in his food
it's like a million punches, but in his organs, and glass
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Jan 25, 2015 01:55
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just imagine youre punching something that's not your dad, like a bag full of leafs or the concept of true love
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Jan 25, 2015 02:12
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- bwatts
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im on my way to your house. let me in through the window a nd well work somethin out
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Jan 25, 2015 02:24
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- deep dish peat moss
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just imagine youre punching something that's not your dad, like a bag full of leafs or the concept of true love
Classic substitution therapy... nice. How about exposure therapy? You could spend a few minutes with your fist on your dad's face, find an innocent way to do it like pose for a picture that looks like you're punching him while he's reading the paper in his study. Keep doing this every day for longer and longer with more intensity and more emotion. One day you'll be ready, suit up in a karate gi for this glam shoot. Just when he's getting so annoyed he's about to spank you, you actually punch him. Whap him right in the jaw and take the pic. He'll never expect it because he knows you're weak.
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Jan 25, 2015 02:32
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u week litle bitch fuckin punch him
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Jan 25, 2015 02:40
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- tao of lmao
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overcoming your fear is a big part of growing up as is knocking a few of your old man's teeth out
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Jan 25, 2015 02:45
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- deep dish peat moss
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I can't even remember my dad before I beat him up. Repressed memories. Now he's scared of me and does whatever I tell him to. Sometimes I beat him up just for fun now.
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Jan 25, 2015 02:47
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take things as they are. punch dad when you have to punch dad. kick dad when you have to kick dad
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