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BIGGEST LOSERS OF THE VOTE! Often what I find interesting are weird votes from people, things that got a low amount of points, things only one person voted for, etc. So here are the lowest amount of points in each category. Yes, I got this from the doc just like you can, but I figured I'd provide the info here in the thread for easy viewing! All of these entries only recieved two points for being someone's third pick. Wrestler of the Year: BxB Hulk, Candice LeRae, Darren Young, Mascarita Sagrada, Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly, Triple H. ReDRagon was listed as a single entry here, as was the Young Bucks... but they got more points. Worst Wrestler: Abyss, Brie Bella, El Local, Jeff Hardy, Jeff Jarrett, Michael Elgin, Michael Tarver, Rebel, Rob Van Dam, Sinn Bodhi, The Giant Pharaoh, Yujiro Takahashi No surprises here! Most Outstanding Wrestler:Charlotte, Hideo Itami, Katsuyori Shibata, Kenny Omega, Pentagon Jr., Randy Orton, ACH, Roman Reigns And I bet who ever gave those two points to Roman Reigns regrets their decision now! Best Tag Team: Big Cass and Enzo Amore, Cesaro and Tyson Kidd, Inner City Machine Guns, Los Matadores, The Decade, Unbreakable loving Machines Someone voted for Cesaro and Tyson Kidd and didn't mention their manager Leo Krueger? Even El Torito got a mention with Los Matadores! Worst Tag Team:Brutal Burgers, Bull Dempsey & Mojo Rawley, Foxsana, Funkadactyls, J&J Security, Rock NES Monsters, TenCozy, The Bloodbound Warriors, The Dudley Boyz / Team 3D, The Vaudevillains For some reason Funkadactyls appear in the doc literally as just a line. I guess The Goog didn't like them either!  These entries aren't ranked on their points... they're just people's weird unique choices! Feud of the Year: Doctor Who vs The Cybermen, Randy Orton vs THE TABLE, Tomohiro Ishii vs. Medically Necessary Shoulder Surgery, AJ Styles vs NJPW's weak weak necks, Chavo Guerrero vs EVERYBODY, Dolph Ziggler vs His Stupid Character, Mount Rushmore vs Everyone I AM THE TABLE, by the way my vote for CM Punk vs WWE got combined with someone else's vote of CM Punk vs Triple H, and I just want to say that's not what I meant. I should have phrased it better. I meant Phil Brooks v World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. Worst Feud of the Year: The Miz vs The Figure Four, Rusev vs America (!), TNA vs Spike Really?! Rusev's feud from last year only got one vote! Holy poo poo! Back to regular "lowest points" for now... Most Improved:Adam Cole, Adrian Neville, Bayley, Damien Sandow, Kyle O'Reilly, Lance Archer, Paige, RD Evans, Seth Rollins, Tomoaki Honma Big Daddy Yum Yum? Are you loving kidding? He's still lovely and he hasn't improved as much as the #4 spot which was Tyson Kidd, so in my heart Tyson Kidd is truly our bronze medal. Yay for Nattie's husband! Best on Interviews:Cesaro, Jack Swagger, Konnan, Ryback, The Miz, The Vaudevillains ...wait... The Miz? Really? Worst on Interviews:Chavo Guerrero, Crazzy Steve, Johnny Mundo, Michael Bennett, Mojo Rawley, Paige, Zeb Colter WWE's Writers got 5 points and one vote. Let's hear it for Creative! Also Lana and Rusev only got one first place vote but since it was for both of them it got split. ...yeah, that was my fault, I'm sorry. Still, they got more points with their vote split than all of those fuckers!Best Brawler:Blue Demon Jr., Candice LeRae, Cesaro, Masaaki Mochizuki, Michael Elgin, Rush, Sami Zayn I don't know any of the japanese wrestlers, but I'm assuming Candice is the only female on this list, and since she also got a vote for wrestler of the year I'm intrigued to watch one of her matches. Best Technical Wrestler:Adam Cole, Alex Shelley, Charlotte, Dean Ambrose, Jay Lethal, Johnny Mundo, Kane, Kota Ibushi, Masaaki Mochizuki, Negro Casas, Randy Orton, Roderick Strong, Sasha Banks, Yuji Nagata See, Kane isn't completely useless. Best High Flyer:Brian Cage, Erick Rowan, Flamita, Jay Lethal, Shynron, Stardust, The Goog hosed up. The Bunny is not in last place with the rest of these guys; technically he is tied with Dragon Lee II, since we all know The Bunny is Justin "I'm now a werewolf or something" Gabriel. Most Underpushed:Alicia Fox, Bo Dallas, Brock Lesnar, CJ Parker, Jason Jordan, Jimmy Jacobs, Naomi, Shinsuke Nakamura, T-Hawk, Tomasso Ciampa, Uhaa Nation, Zack Ryder There was also a third pick vote for the entrity of NXT that I think should have gotten it's own spot but also had it's two points split and shared with the rest of the NXT guys on the list. Finn Ballor could have really used that fraction of a point! Most Overpushed: Adam Rose, Chavo Guerrero, Rob Van Dam, Rockstar Spud, Tama Tonga, Tetsuya Naito, The Ascension (Konnor & Viktor), The Miz, Toru Yano, Triple H (technically) The Authority had it's own seperate vote here as well, which actually puts Triple H closer to the top. Suck it, Levesque! Best Promotion: Dramatic Dream Team, Interspecies Wrestling, Squared Circle Wrestling I'm intrigued, what is this Interspecies Wrestling...? Worst Promotion: Absolute Intense Wrestling, IWA: Mid-South, Paragon Wrestling Global Force came in 7th and they haven't done anything yet. You guys are really mean to Jeff.  Oh boy here we go... just the bottom feeders, but holy poo poo this list is loving awesome. I should just post the whole thing and let the results stand for themselves. If you want to see it check out the doc! Shittiest Thing:Everything about CHIKARA, Lionheart UK throws shade at AJ Styles because he can't take the Styles Clash properly, Lucha Underground & AAA hire Vampiro for commentary, ROH books noted homophobe Jay Briscoe as world champion, TNA invokes the Eric Garner incident for heat, TNA not paying people, Total Divas, UFC signs CM Punk with a straight face, WWE books absolutely horrible programming, with almost no true bright spots, for eight months and counting post-WrestleMania, WWE buries Jack Swagger, WWE falsely advertising pay-per-view post-shows, WWE oversexualizes the AJ Lee / Paige feud, WWE signs Sting UFC is a wrestling promotion? Should have voted them the best. C M PUNK C M PUNK C M PUNK Best Weekly Show: Monday Night Wars, TNA Impact Wrestling, Total Divas I would like to point out Tuesday Nitro with MRT, featuring Cowboy Who, recieved 20 points and three first pick votes! Congrats WCW and MRT for putting on a better show than WWE, Dragongate, and TNA! In 2014 no less! Worst Weekly Show: NECW Wrestling, NXT, TNA British Boot Camp, WWE AM Raw, WWE Slam City Slam City is weekly? Best Major Show: Beyond Wrestling Americanrana 2014, NJPW G1 Climax, Day 8, NJPW Power Struggle, WWE Money in the Bank, WWE Payback CHIKARA GOT A SECOND PICK VOTE WHAT THE gently caress Worst Major Show:CZW Cage of Death, ROH Final Battle, WWE Elimination Chamber In this category there were literally only 6 out of 16 shows that weren't a WWE pay per view. Match of the Year: in order, Cisco & Cortez Castro vs. Prince Puma & Johnny Mundo - Lucha Underground, ??? Kota Ibushi vs. Ricochet - NJPW Dominion, 6/21 Kota Ibushi vs. Tomohiro Ishii Kyle O'Reilly vs. AJ Styles - ROH TV Mochizuki vs. T-Hawk Money in the Bank Ladder Match - WWE Money in the Bank Tomohiro Ishii vs. Tetsuya Naito - NJPW The New Beginning I almost asked which Money in the Bank ladder match... and then I remembered there was only one last year. Here are the weird answers again! Worst Match of the Year: "That Divas match where Cameron botched a pin" Literally the only weird answer in this category. Best Commentator: "Anyone not on the Raw team", "The NXT guy that isn't Alex Riley or Corey Graves" William Regal or Jason Albert? Worst Commentator: Booker T LITERALLY DEAD LAST AND TIED WITH NO ONE NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT? Best Non Wrestler: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Triple H, Christian, Jamie and Joey all got votes in this category. Technically all of them wrestled in 2014. Best Move: Crazy dive over the top rope from ACH, Muta Lock from Emma, Sister Abigail's Kiss from Bray Wyatt I love how the kiss itself is seperate from the actual move. Best Twitter Account: Some forums members circle jerked each other and voted for themselves, so I'm not going to list them, but here are some interesting stats! sunsweet got the most points of any goon, Bard Maddox has the longest answer in the document, manflurry is the only goon to recieve a first, second, and third pick, and the only bot I see is Awfuljack's. Here are some other interesting votes! Apparently I'm the only person dumb enough to vote for Solomon Crowe. The Linear World Title got a vote as did Observer Quotes (two votes actually!) Grumpy Cat got as many votes as Iron Sheik, Dixie Carter, and Stone Cold, and they all had the same amount of votes as MassRafTer! Way to go everyone, you were all beat by Dolph Ziggler, half of the Bucks, and the Tweeter Deleter Ryback! I miss Crowe. Best Podcast: SOMEONE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR MY PODCAST WHY? poo poo ended after like two episodes because I suck. Also the Bryan and Vinny show scored more points than The Art of Wrestling and that makes me sad; even sadder, PUNCHSPORT PODCAST SCORED LOWER THAN THEM! Who the gently caress voted for my podcast? Really, I wanna know! Only 58 goons voted in this year's awards, so hopefully next year we'll have even more so whoever is hosting them can sit there and count out over 60 entries of New Japan New Japan New Japan New Japan. Skunkrocker fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jan 26, 2015 |
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Xerzes posted:When it came time to vote my mind blanked on a lot of categories, and apparently weird stuff came out then, because I'm about half those weird votes Skunk listed, including for his terrible podcast describing going to terrible indy shows. I like hearing about terrible indy shows. Awww, thank you! I'm glad we had a fan! If there is a terrible indy around here in the Knoxville area where I live you can be sure I'll be there to make fun of it! Just be glad we didn't do our next project, which we still plan on doing at some point; manflurry heard a prototype of it and he said it was kind of funny but ran stale quickly and definitely needed work, so it got put on the backburner.
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MassRafTer posted:As for JBL, why does coming off as an awful copy of Ventura disqualify him from being bad? Ventura started to be awful later in his run and the heel announcer is now completely played out. He's not even always a heel announcer sometimes he's just Vince's mouthpiece. I will say this... JBL when he's NOT being a heel commentator or Vince's mouth piece is 100 times better than Cole on Cole's best day.
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Wildly untrue Nope, totally true. To me.
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flashy_mcflash posted:Maybe he means on the JBL and Cole Show? Because that's the only place he's not a commentator or being puppeted by Vince. In which case, sure, he's better than Cole at things having nothing to do with commentary. No, I mean when the matches don't have anything to do with the Authority or any of that poo poo and he's just calling the match JBL is great! He calls moves, he gets excited for huge high risk spots, he's a great commentator. And then there is Michael Cole, who proceeds during all of this to repeat what other people have had to say and reminds everyone to use the WWE App and how to download it and doesn't get excited for moves or anything and it's really lame. That's just how I feel though, you may have a different opinion and you know what? That's okay.
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