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PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
I'm going to go get another Southern Cross tattoo. ( I already have 3.) then I'm going to go beat someone up. Preferably someone brown but I'm not too picky. Straya!

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MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
Oi mates lets go bash some fuckin cunts

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
Who voted for Tailor swift on the Hottest 100? Shake it out Mates!

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

toggle posted:

Fuckin hot as buggery in brisbane right now mate

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!
Gonna be like 38 degrees today fuuuuck

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
https://www.facebook.com/AnimalsSmokingDurrys
https://www.facebook.com/jimboandgary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxoODPQ4CTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwLqScCHTyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLhFsb5Sfk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM0fqNcKSjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uirBYdGkuCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFsQv6PsoKY
:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giRak6yMAs:nws:

this will explain things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yZOhkaVsZQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXJmZ6cPRT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u9bWQoQVIQ






krampster2
Jun 26, 2014


You forgot to add this image

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

you can't be patriotic in australia because its been coopted by the racist bogans and in synonymous with being a racist rear end in a top hat now

happy invasion day

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

krampster2 posted:

You forgot to add this image



ahahah poo poo

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Fonzarelli posted:

you can't be patriotic in australia because its been coopted by the racist bogans and in synonymous with being a racist rear end in a top hat now

happy invasion day

You get all of these people who say they are proud Aussies, but only get their flag out for at most 2 days of the year and even let it drag along the ground getting lovely and tattered while they wear it as a cape. After this they chuck it into storage or wherever without folding it. It is also likely they bought their flag from some gift shop like Red Dot or Smokemart.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Fonzarelli posted:

you can't be patriotic in australia because its been coopted by the racist bogans and in synonymous with being a racist rear end in a top hat now

happy invasion day

How old does an invasion have to have been before people no longer consider it an invasion? Like a land was taken over 100 years ago are we okay now? 2 centuries? 3? etc?

Hasn't pretty much every land or country been invaded and taken over at some point?

the white guilt must be strong in australia home of bitch lords

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

im a proud aussie and all these loving chinkies and pakis can gently caress off out of my country, my grandfather stavros didnt come here and build houses for all the other greeks to have all these immigrants come and take all our jobs

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Ramsus posted:

How old does an invasion have to have been before people no longer consider it an invasion? Like a land was taken over 100 years ago are we okay now? 2 centuries? 3? etc?

Hasn't pretty much every land or country been invaded and taken over at some point?

the white guilt must be strong in australia home of bitch lords

ahh well we kinda didn't hide our natives in weird lovely casino ghettos so its a bit more of an actual problem that we see with our eys

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Ramsus posted:

How old does an invasion have to have been before people no longer consider it an invasion? Like a land was taken over 100 years ago are we okay now? 2 centuries? 3? etc?

Hasn't pretty much every land or country been invaded and taken over at some point?

the white guilt must be strong in australia home of bitch lords

how old does a bad post have to be before people no longer consider it bad

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

im reheating the sausages and steaks from last night's bbq for lunch :shobon:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Yeah I agree that the welfare state that at least my local indians are on is not good for them. They get a $2k check in the mail monthly for nothing and spend the rest of the time drunk. They also get all of the benefits that every other citizen gets plus a bunch of other freedoms and free land to live on. wow so oppressed

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Ramsus posted:

Yeah I agree that the welfare state that at least my local indians are on is not good for them. They get a $2k check in the mail monthly for nothing and spend the rest of the time drunk. They also get all of the benefits that every other citizen gets plus a bunch of other freedoms and free land to live on. wow so oppressed

lol, i agree, those dang uppity indians dont know how good they got it

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Bogan Krkic posted:

lol, i agree, those dang uppity indians dont know how good they got it

They even got sporting teams named after them! So lucky!! So spoilt!!!

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
Rap news has lots to say about Australia.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Bogan Krkic posted:

lol, i agree, those dang uppity indians dont know how good they got it

Australians don't know their rear end from a digery doodoo

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
lmao, the most popular movies out of australia are about how it is a vast wasteland because it's true

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

i never understood people trying to insult australia by saying its a wasteland. like, we all know that, its why we all live in the tiny spots of green around the edges

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

how australian are you guys?

i'm 5th generation penal colony on my dad's side and 4th generation on my mum's

our penal guy was a highwayman/pimp who was busted for five murders and his wife was a prostitute

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4H9s7l1dpE

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

penal is a funny word because it sounds kinda like penis

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!
There was so much gay in some of the prisons they had to close them down for moral reasons. And when they finally started bringing out women there was a massive rape orgy. Gotta love this country.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014


If this isn't no.1 on the hottest 100 it's rigged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRz8FWPUmpI

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

This is my favorite Australia youtube:
:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUg-8NWRk98

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Fonzarelli posted:

how australian are you guys?

i'm 5th generation penal colony on my dad's side and 4th generation on my mum's

our penal guy was a highwayman/pimp who was busted for five murders and his wife was a prostitute

Never really looked. All I know is my Dad's side came over from some Scandinavian country some time in the 1920s. They didn't want to get too specific but they were Jewish and apparently came from Germany... Not even my Dad knows, his Dad wouldn't tell him. Mum's side were 10 pound poms. Should look at ancestry.com one day.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Bogan Krkic posted:

im a proud aussie and all these loving chinkies and pakis can gently caress off out of my country, my grandfather stavros didnt come here and build houses for all the other greeks to have all these immigrants come and take all our jobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Fonzarelli posted:

how australian are you guys?

i'm 5th generation penal colony on my dad's side and 4th generation on my mum's

our penal guy was a highwayman/pimp who was busted for five murders and his wife was a prostitute

My mum is English and her entire side of the family is going way back. My dad is Austrian and his side is Austrian for centuries back. I'm this one random Australian lad in my family full of Brits and Austrians. Get three passports though which owns.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



as an american i like grilled meats but i dont want to go to australia because i imagine its full of retards

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
poo poo rainy weather here so no beach gently caress it

will watch the warriors and go to the gym instead

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Australia is just like America 2.0

Wait no I mean it's like America Vista.

Fuckers can't even decide what the word Football means for chrissakes.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


i like leading tourists to areas populated by magpies and the magpies gently caress them up

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
australia is cool to live in much as the 'everything western is problematic' crew asserts otherwise

no browns please

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

I'm a first generation wog.

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Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Fonzarelli posted:

how australian are you guys?

i'm 5th generation penal colony on my dad's side and 4th generation on my mum's

our penal guy was a highwayman/pimp who was busted for five murders and his wife was a prostitute

1st generation on my mum's and 4th on my dad's, I think. No filthy convict blood in me.

Also, lol at all of Prince Philip's titles:

quote:

His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Member of the Order of Merit, Additional Member of the Order of New Zealand, Extra Companion of the Queen's Service Order, Royal Chief of the Order of Logohu, Extraordinary Companion of the Order of Canada, Extraordinary Commander of the Order of Military Merit, Canadian Forces Decoration, Member First Class of the Order of the Brilliant Star of Zanzibar, Member of the Most Distinguished Order of Izzuddin, Honorary Member of the Darjah Utama Temasek, Collar of the Royal Family Order of Saints George and Constantine with Swords, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Redeemer, Knight of the Order of hte elephant, Knight Grand Cross with Swords of hte Royal Order of George I, Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Order of the Phoenix, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of St. Charles, Knight Grand Cross with Collar of the Royal Norwegian Order of Saint Olav, Knight Grand Cross with the Order of Manuel Amador Guerrero, Knight of the Royal Order of the Seraphim, Knight Grand Cross with Chain of the Order of the Queen of Sheba, Knight Grand of the Order of the Tower and Sword, Member First Class of the Order of King Faisal I, Knight Grand Gross of the National Order of the Legion of Honour, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of Merit of the Republic, Knight Grand Cross of the the Order of the Netherlands Lion, Member First Class of the Order of Merit of the Federal Republic of Germany, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of Ojaswi Rajanya, Commander Grand Cross of the Order of the White Rose, Grand Cordon of the Order of Independence, Knight Grand Band of the Order of the Star of Africa, Knight Grand Cross Extraordinary of the Order of Boyaca, Knight Grand Cross in Brilliants of the Order of the Sun, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Condor of the Andes, Collar of the Grand Cross of the Order of Merit, Knight Grand Cross of the National Order of the Southern Cross,Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Libertador General San Martin, Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Falcon, Collar of the Order of the Aztec Eagle, Grand Cordon of the Supreme Order of the Renaissance, Member First Class of the Order of the Supreme Sun, Grand Cordon of the Supreme Order of the Chrystanthemum, Knight of the Order of the Gold Lion of the House of Nassau, Yugoslav Great Star of the Order of the Yugoslav Star, Star of Palestine, Grand Cordon of the National Order of the Leopard, Grand Collar of the Order of the Infante Dom Henrique, Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the Golden Ark, Member First Class of the Military Order of Oman, Collar of the Order of Independence, Knight Grand Cross of the Order of Aviz, Member Special Class of the Order of Muhammad, Knight Grand Cross of the Royal and Distinguished Spanish Order of Carlos III, Grand Cordon of the Order of Merit of the Republic of Poland,Knight Grand Cross of the Order of Christ, Order of the Federation, Member of the Distinguished First Class of the King Abdul Aziz Order of Merit, Lord of Her Majesty's Most Honourable Privy Council, Privy Councillor of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada, Personal Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty, Lord High Admiral of the United Kingdom

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