Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

I watch ads for things i don't or can't buy solely to gently caress everyone involved out of money because i'm aware enough to realize that "hurf blurf i'm too smart for ads to work on me" is crap

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

also someone get cremnob in here, we need to reach the badposting singularity

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

in some markets it doesn't

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

yeah of course

it's just that sometimes that sword cuts both ways, like how vita cola outsells coca-cola in eastern germany b/c ostalgie or that one milk drink in australia is a top seller

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

beep boop people everywhere are the same

*assumes all markets are made of american grad students b/c lol you never bothered to test your methods on anyone else*

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

also yosposters are well-off on average and hella brand obsessed, the perfect market

if you can't sell them stuff then you're a garbage adman i tell ya what

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

shut up about ads the only good soop'r bohhl thing has dropped

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/1/27/7916937/breaking-madden-super-bowl-2015-seahawks-patriots

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

pretend i quoted that cremnob post that's literally just the aapl watch unveilings, then pretend i quoted all the posts where he's a creepy gently caress, and finally pretend i drew a lazy inference between liking ads and being a creep to call pagancow a pigfucker

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

but smythe you'll hav eto use ios

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

it's easy when you live in a socialist wonderland, like norway!

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

infernal machines posted:

the value created by machines watching ads

just got the username/post combo, lol

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

ads don't work on me, i don't watch ads/tv, i use adblock, advertising is all bullshit smoke and mirrors, i pirate stuff

any other pagancow triggers i'm missing here

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

itt pagancow fears for his life

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

pagancow posted:

man those advertisers manipulated some people into spending money. lets unironically call for their deaths,much like a terrorist organization

funny comptuer!!!!

seriously, i want to frame this post

  • Locked thread