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pagancow posted:aww remember how you felt when you lost that dog? Your company is embroiled in scandal, the stock price is down, and public opinion is turning against you. What do you do? If you're Uber, Budweiser, and Go Daddy then the answer is easy: make a Super Bowl ad with a puppy. Hey Martha, did you hear these guys hire rapists… OH MY GOD LOOK HOW CUTE! ... This year, Uber joins Animal Planet in support of its annual Super Bowl Sunday #UberPuppyBowl. The company everyone loves to hate but can’t live without will deploy "Team Ruff" and "Team Fluff" to your office in a fleet of black SUVs, whereby snuggle time will make you forget about all the company’s transgressions. Good girl, now go fetch the God View! ... Budweiser, meanwhile, is hoping a bit of upbeat fluff will divert attention away from its rice-based recipe, perennial sales declines, and the fact that this gently caress Yeah! America! company is now owned by a company based in Belgium. The new, more sinister #BestBuds ad is a followup to last year's "Puppy Love" that explored the polyamorous relationship between a man, a dog, and a clydesdale. Watch as the hapless villain makes the classic mistake of monologuing well past the point he should have destroyed the pint-sized superhero. Who’s the king of beers, WHO'S THE KING!? ... And finally, there’s GoDaddy, always GoDaddy. The company that once professed its love for SOPA and misogyny is now offending animal rights groups with this lampoon of last year's Budweiser ad. GoDaddy pulled the ad after the ASPCA called it inhumane. Get in the box buddy, YOU'RE SO SMART!
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Dehumanize yourself and face to AdBlitz https://www.youtube.com/user/adblitz/adblitz All the suberpowl ads in a giant abomination of an HTML 5 interface. And you can vote on them! EDIT: It's flash apparently. Assepoester fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Feb 3, 2015 |
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Someone was really triggered by all those superbowl ads http://thewilderness.me/ad-sense/ qirex posted:franklin and bash looked like the bro-iest show ever so I never watched it Yes that was a real show. With Andre Braugher.
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