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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Especially if you freeze them. Yeah, they're lovely cheap convenience-store chocolate, but they beat the hell out of, say, 3 Musketeers. Or Payday, the worst "candy" ever shat out of a thermoplastic recycling plant.

Zack Parsons wrote this? I had so much respect for the guy...

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Rolos are indeed delicious, and only like half of the things in the description of a Rolos consumer fit me, so I don't know where he's getting that stuff.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Article was 100% accurate.
gently caress Rolos. Cadbury Caramilk 4LIFE

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Rolos are hardened caramel inside waxy chocolate.

Vitruvio
Jan 28, 2015
I can't eat Rolos.

They hurt my teeth. :smith:

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I really like to eat my chocolate bars, but it is true that when I am looking at the rack of candy, certain types of candy just kind of fade into my peripheral vision. I've never bought Rolos. I can't think of any of my friends who have bought Rolos. But someone must be buying them? There must be some type of underworld of people purchasing these things.

Also, Milk Duds.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
After I switched to >70% dark chocolate bars, all the usual checkout aisle candy has tasted like gross vomit to me, including Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (and I used to LOVE those).

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Rolos do own. I enjoy them.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


toblerones are the only gas station candy. i mean why would you get anything else when they are available and only twenty cents more.

rolos are solid B tier option

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
I had forgotten about the existence of Rolos until I saw this post. gently caress you OP because now I want some and I can't get them where I live these days.

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
Rollo Tony brown town
Check yourself, at the door
Gimme some more
Gimme some more
Gimme some more of your rolos!

rakovsky maybe fucked around with this message at 19:00 on May 3, 2015

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Vitruvio posted:

I can't eat Rolos.

They hurt my teeth. :smith:

Your teeth are defective.

Rolos are great but they're a lot of work.

Vaalrn
Jul 7, 2015
Rolos would be higher on my list of the caramel didn't get into every nook and cranny of you teeth like some surgery caulk. Other bars do it sure, but not as bad as rolos.

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
I will straight up murder anyone that doesn't love Rolos. They are God's gift to humankind and proof that Ben Franklin loves us an wants us to be happy.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
they are stackable and thus, good

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
rolos are okay but if you're putting candy in the freezer scope out some junior mints man

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Who thought apples and peanut butter would get along?

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
This thread rules.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
they are still, months later, v good

Drowning In Terror
Dec 10, 2008
This thread reminded me it's been years since I ate some Rolos, I will buy some tomorrow thank you.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Forgot about this thread. I still stand by Rollos. I like to try to unwrap them without ripping the foil, then flatten it out into a perfect sheet. That's how I Rollo.

HumanDecency
Oct 5, 2015
Chocolate is bad for dogs.

Three years ago my dog ate a bag of rainbow colored Rolos. Thus I can only deduce that Rolo's are, in fact, not chocolate. The only repercussion for his behavior was rainbow colored poop parties for about a week.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Caramellos are better than rolos.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Rolos are okay

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
Zack Parsons: confirmed denture wearer

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Good to see this thread getting bumped regularly. About once every month I like to pause and reflect on how my relationship with Rolos has changed over time. Thank you GBS, for the opportunity to grow and experience Rolos in new ways.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Especially if you freeze them.

Came here to post this... Rated 5 since it's the first sentence.

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
shut the gently caress up you ignorant beast.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


raton fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Jun 9, 2016

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I eat rolos

I also eat corn nuts

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
drat now I want Rolos.

Failing that, I want some form of caramel/chocolate combination.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

glowing-fish posted:

I really like to eat my chocolate bars, but it is true that when I am looking at the rack of candy, certain types of candy just kind of fade into my peripheral vision. I've never bought Rolos. I can't think of any of my friends who have bought Rolos. But someone must be buying them? There must be some type of underworld of people purchasing these things.

Also, Milk Duds.

Do you guys have Eat More or is it a Canadian thing?

Like a nutty turd, what a treat



Looks like a candy bar that's already been eaten.

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Especially if you freeze them. Yeah, they're lovely cheap convenience-store chocolate, but they beat the hell out of, say, 3 Musketeers. Or Payday, the worst "candy" ever shat out of a thermoplastic recycling plant.

Zack Parsons wrote this? I had so much respect for the guy...

The only candy in my house is rolos in the freezer, just feet away from my sardine horde and my daughter loves them too

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
rolo
charleston chew
good n plenty


this is how a man construct a life for himself

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Vitruvio posted:

I can't eat Rolos.

They hurt my teeth. :smith:

Sorry 'bout your bitch teeth.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Vitruvio posted:

I can't eat Rolos.

They hurt my teeth. :smith:

it's okay, there's better candy out there you can try

example: all other candy

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Brolander posted:

charleston chew

I like Rolos and I like the cut of your jib, Brolander.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

rakovsky maybe posted:

Rollo Tony brown town
Check yourself, at the door
Gimme some more
Gimme some more
Gimme some more of your rolos!

It's stuck in my head now gently caress you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmInI1o9OPE

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
rolos fuckin rule and you can go eat a big ol hairy fuvkin fat guys big ol hairy lovely a-hole if you think otherwise

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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
I too, like to roll "oh's" :smug:

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