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milkingmycow posted:When I was 15 I was in the ICU watching the Katrina loot on TV. I still made time to wank.
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lego is for adults, minecraft is practise for when you're old enough for lego
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OldMemes posted:Why do kids love Minecraft so much? Lego is better. When you're done playing Legos you have to clean up the huge mess you made if you dumped the pieces on the floor trying to find "the right one" because they only gave you lovely pieces to build with. In Minecraft, you don't need to clean up the pieces, and you'll never have the issue of not having the right pieces because the loving Lego company is retarded,
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OldMemes posted:Why do kids love Minecraft so much? Lego is better. Because of all that vaccinations they get now a days
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Stik3 posted:When you're done playing Legos you have to clean up the huge mess you made if you dumped the pieces on the floor trying to find "the right one" because they only gave you lovely pieces to build with. In Minecraft, you don't need to clean up the pieces, and you'll never have the issue of not having the right pieces because the loving Lego company is retarded, Half the fun was sweeping through the trays of Lego and taking ones out that 'I might need later' and then realizing that your new stack had more pieces in it than the tray. Do kids really not say stuff like 'I need a flat green 6x4?' now? Gay.
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All day long you sit and play Hoping to block out reality In that world you are the king But the truth is more disgusting Every hour that passes is fixed On getting passed level six The worlds hard to endure So you hide behind closed doors Exit the game! The screens glow is your only friend This real life you cant comprehend A sad case, a common condition As you sit in your own made prison Eye fixed into a permanent gaze Trapped in your pity inflicted maze
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Feb 1, 2015 20:00
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Mazes are bad game design.
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That is just your opinion, man.
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JebanyPedal posted:Mazes are bad game design. Exit the Game!
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waifus don't like a senpai who sits at home all day.
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Cats in the cradle with a silver spoon, something, something, something...when your coming home dad? Yeah, I don't know but well get together then Y'know we'll have a good time then
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when i turned 13 my dad gave me my first blowjob and sent me outside to play get-dat-dick with the neighborhood boys what's wrong with kids nowadays
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whenever I have kids, whether boy or girl, I am gonna buy them one of those babby's first motorcycle where you can adjust the governor as they grow up and buy them babby's first rifle soon after rather have a redneck son/daughter than a fat human being minecraft brony son/daughter
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Justin Tyme posted:whenever I have kids, whether boy or girl, I am gonna buy them one of those babby's first motorcycle where you can adjust the governor as they grow up and buy them babby's first rifle soon after I played around on a dirt bike at my friend's farm and fell into a pile of nice sharp wire fence and now I got weird scars all over my body. Intentionally physically scar your children as a good parent.
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JebanyPedal posted:I played around on a dirt bike at my friend's farm and fell into a pile of nice sharp wire fence and now I got weird scars all over my body. Every scar from childhood is one less dumbshit tribal or ~*~breathe~*~ tattoo in your 20's. Send your kids to play with power tools and broken glass so they'll be actual interesting people instead of douchebags in artisan grilled cheese restaurants.
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Razorwired posted:Every scar from childhood is one less dumbshit tribal or ~*~breathe~*~ tattoo in your 20's. Send your kids to play with power tools and broken glass so they'll be actual interesting people instead of douchebags in artisan grilled cheese restaurants. Your username is very fitting.
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Justin Tyme posted:whenever I have kids, whether boy or girl, I am gonna buy them one of those babby's first motorcycle where you can adjust the governor as they grow up and buy them babby's first rifle soon after This doesn't work fyi the kid ends up massively overcompensating so he isn't seen as a complete redneck by his peers and you get a weird mix of country pride and hipster. Trust me a mate of mine is exactly like this and it can be incredibly annoying.
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babypolis posted:lego is expensive as gently caress. only rich kids and manchildren can afford the legos nah, you can get like a fat bucket of, what, a couple thousand legos for fifty or sixty bucks on a good day, that's more than three kids could ever fight over. it only gets expensive if you get those weird hobbyist kits instead of making whatever with the pieces you get
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Al Nipper posted:I love my dead failson
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*gets son whale-shaped birthday cake that says "To a Whale of a Fail"*
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whenever your son tries to play a video game look over his shoulder and say "are you winning yet? have you won?" in a real loud sarcastic voice. squeeze his shoulder and tell him your proud, so proud.
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I also like to emotionally abuse my fat lazy son. Heck I'm gonna go do it right now, lel.
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This redditdad sucks, my dad never gave me poo poo about being a lazy unmotivated video game nerd and I turned out great. I mean what are you even thinking being disappointed in your kid, that's abuse
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My dad set a 30 minute per day timer on my internet access and I played every sport and was popular and liked normal porn and I still grew up to be a gently caress up who resents him. Generation Xers what can ya do lol
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Reverse Centaur posted:My dad set a 30 minute per day timer on my internet access and I played every sport and was popular and liked normal porn and I still grew up to be a gently caress up who resents him. what kinda porn you into now?
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wonder how many GBS regulars have a letter just like this that only doesn't exist because Reddit wasn't around back then
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david... posted:what kinda porn you into now? I dunno, getting kinda bored of everything. Anal was cool for a while but now it's played out. (my grammar is poor I know)
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yeah man i'm into some really crazy stuff now anal crazy stuff
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nomadologique posted:yeah man i'm into some really crazy stuff now I said I'm not into crazy stuff dumbass. I'm a normal person. A normal person. A normal person.
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Zombies' Downfall posted:"This world doesn't have room for a man who cries", says grown man whining about his son to total strangers for attention and sympathy "When my ex-wife was having an affair, I knew right away. She started being nice to me. After a week of this change in her behavior, I knew for a fact what was happening." Watching the comments go from arguing over which character from like five different hbo shows he is or calling him a god incarnate and regurgitating memes to gentle criticism to realizing he made it up for attention is magical. Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Feb 3, 2015 |
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